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10-11-2005, 04:01 PM
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#3436
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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NYC
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Originally posted by bilmore
Her mistake. She never should have said "and my friend."
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Can't you read "threesome" when it's being thrown at you in bright red neon letters?
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10-11-2005, 04:02 PM
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#3437
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Ok, I don't check in her[e] very often these days
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Originally posted by bilmore
One of the levels of hell consists of being old enough to get age shit, but young enough to have been born after the advent of couples showers and men going into delivery rooms.
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Are you in that level?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-11-2005, 04:07 PM
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#3438
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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NYC
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
All the cool kids moved.
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Maybe. But you don't know where they live now either.
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10-11-2005, 04:13 PM
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#3439
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Can't you read "threesome" when it's being thrown at you in bright red neon letters?
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Yeah, but I dislike hairy backs.
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10-11-2005, 04:18 PM
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#3440
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Anyone interested in a doggy?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Shark season ended weeks ago.
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eta: Curse you, Weed.
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Suckah.
Mets win! Mets win!
Last edited by futbol fan; 10-11-2005 at 04:21 PM..
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10-11-2005, 04:23 PM
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#3441
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Yeah, it's the NYT. Scroll Past if you don't like it
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That's the problem. They don't "sell" local papers.
Sports fans pick up the News or the Post. Everyone else reads the Times on-line.
Thus their [gag]new charge for "premium content"[/gag]
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Well, all that money is going to a good cause. |
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10-11-2005, 04:29 PM
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#3442
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Ok, I don't check in her[e] very often these days
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
One of the levels of hell consists of being old enough to get age shit, but young enough to have been born after the advent of couples showers and men going into delivery rooms.
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Couples' showers are just queer. Both parties get to be embarrassed by the process of sitting in a room and opening gifts in front of other people whose only enjoyment of the entire event MIGHT come from seeing the look of (hopeful) pleasure on your face as you open their gift. Bridal showers are uncomfortable enough, which is why I'm glad I didn't have one. Baby showers are tolerable (even fun) (i) because the gifts are for the baby and are ridiculously cute, and (ii) so long as there are no silly games or party favors.
Not that getting presents isn't fun, but it's nicer when the UPS guy brings them to your house and you can reserve the gushing, whether sincere or in-, for the thank-you note.
The distastefulness of all such events can be mitigated by the presence of copious amounts of alcohol. This is not such a help if you are pregnant. Also, no amount of alcohol can overcome any event for the bride that involves a male stripper, who is invariably gay, but who also invariably and inexplicably garners an embarrassing amount of attention from at least one horny and oblivious woman in the group.
As for not going in the delivery room ... that's for wimps. At least try to make a show of it until your wife throws you out because you're annoying the crap out of her. |
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10-11-2005, 04:31 PM
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#3443
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Ok, I don't check in her[e] very often these days
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
and what about all the fucking parties beforehand? You know what, when I get invited to seven (!) engagement parties for you, by the time your wedding comes around, yer gettin' the $50 present off the registry. Shit, I went to 5 of the 7 parties for that one particular couple. Do people really bitch because someone didn't spend enough money on them? if it's something you registered for, it's something you registered for...not my fault you weren't smart enough to not register for anything under $100.
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I thought the rule was if you get them a shower gift, that covers you for the wedding. |
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10-11-2005, 04:32 PM
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#3444
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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bcc to Coltrane
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I thought the rule was if you get them a shower gift, that covers you for the wedding.
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Cheap bastard. You know you ate your share of chips and salsa at that shower. |
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10-11-2005, 04:34 PM
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#3445
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Anyone interested in a doggy?
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Originally posted by ironweed
Suckah.
Mets win! Mets win!
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Awwwww yeah again! Welcome to Suckahville, Mayor McSuckah!
Today's score, for those keeping track: Weedster - Infinity, Suckah - Negative Infinity
Bam! Pow!
What's.
Up.
Now?
Suckah.
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10-11-2005, 04:35 PM
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#3446
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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bcc to Coltrane
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Cheap bastard. You know you ate your share of chips and salsa at that shower.
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Yeah, but since the bride got preggo before the wedding they weren't serving alcohol. |
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10-11-2005, 04:39 PM
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#3447
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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NYC
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Yeah, but I dislike hairy backs.
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Hypocrite.
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10-11-2005, 04:39 PM
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#3448
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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bcc to Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah, but since the bride got preggo before the wedding they weren't serving alcohol.
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Bad form. Why should everyone else have to pay?
P.S. Thanks for the "Mommy drinks because I cry" t-shirt. I can't wait to make the rounds with the kid in it. |
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10-11-2005, 04:41 PM
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#3449
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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NYC
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ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe. But you don't know where they live now either.
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True. That "Bumpkin-at-Law" guy won't return my emails. |
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10-11-2005, 04:43 PM
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#3450
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Ok, I don't check in her[e] very often these days
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't attend:
(1) engagement parties;
(2) couples showers
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(Coughing) “Uh, ahem... bullshit!.. ahem...”
They serve loads of booze at both. I even enjoy them. The families always want to impress at those events. You always bet great catered crap and good champagne and booze.
Now, if its one of those “only wine and beer” deals, fuck that.
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