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08-24-2006, 05:57 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Doomed to spinsterhood
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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I believe that children are our future. (hi gwnc!)
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08-24-2006, 05:57 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Doomed to spinsterhood
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Are these Bruce lyrics?
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Thank goodness my online persona is not indistinct or blurry!
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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08-24-2006, 05:57 PM
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#3438
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Doomed to spinsterhood
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You post it and it sounds sexy. He said it and it sounded as if he was reading a grocery list.
Stupid Kevin Costner.
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08-24-2006, 05:58 PM
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#3439
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Deadwood parody
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
C'mon. Who wouldn't?
eta: that every time I see this re: line, I read it by singing it to the turn of Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo.
You are all welcome to that earworm.
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Who could ask for more?
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08-24-2006, 05:58 PM
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#3440
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Hitler Restaurant to Change Name
Good news. The guy in India who opened a Hitler-themed restaurant has agreed to change the name due to public pressure.
The bad news is he's changing the name to Luftwaffle... |
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08-24-2006, 05:59 PM
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#3441
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Car Board
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Everyone always skips over the 6 series, when those are the coolest ones. My F-I-L has a 650CI. It is freakin awesome.
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My sister and I were drooling over the 6 series when we were waiting for the paperwork for her Mini to be processed. It is one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen.
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08-24-2006, 06:00 PM
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#3442
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Doomed to spinsterhood
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Hard-on gone. Kevin Costner?
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Have you never seen Bull Durham?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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08-24-2006, 06:00 PM
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#3443
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Doomed to spinsterhood
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
This post gave me a tremendous hard-on.
More billable hours down the drain. So to speak.
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I don't know where to start mocking this post. Someone help me out.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-24-2006, 06:02 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Hitler Restaurant to Change Name
They serve these, I take it?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-24-2006, 06:03 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Car Board
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are few manufacturers of automobiles that I would seriously consider taking off road. Rover and Jeep and maybe, maybe Toyota.
That said, you are right in that the suburbanite knuckleheads don't know what the fuck they have. Back when the Range Rover was (re-?)introduced in the US in the late 80s, early 90s a friend of ours brought hers to our ranch. She was afraid to drive it over a muddy patch of the pasture for fear that it might get stuck. No amount of proof could convince her that she had the best possible vehicle for getting through. I still think she just didn't want to get mud on her expensive car.
And the Discovery was a disaster of epic proportions. Not quite Aztec, but pretty fucking bad.
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The Rover in that picture is not a RR or a Discover or an LRIII. It's a badass old school real Rover.
My earlier comment was - shockingly - waay too braod and hyperbolic. I'd love to have a Defender. Those are fucking sweet trucks.
But I'd put my LC up against a fucking Soccer Mom RR or LRIII any day.
I've had a lot of trucks because I'm a hick by birth. The best one for off roading was a 1982 full size Chevy Blazer with those old locking hubs. I had oversized tires on it and it even had a cb. That was a fun fucking ride.
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08-24-2006, 06:03 PM
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#3446
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Doomed to spinsterhood
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't know where to start mocking this post. Someone help me out.
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08-24-2006, 06:05 PM
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#3447
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Car Board
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister and I were drooling over the 6 series when we were waiting for the paperwork for her Mini to be processed. It is one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen.
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Convertible top on it is clunky looking. But otherwise, yes. Its a spicy meatball.
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08-24-2006, 06:06 PM
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#3448
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Car Board
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If it weren't for the Sedan thing, I'd recommend the Mini Cooper S. My sister just got one, and I'm thoroughly impressed. She was sold when she was test driving it at about 87mph comfortably in fifth gear on the freeway, and the salesman said "You know, there's another gear."
We (comfortably) fit three people and three dogs in it, and if you have a friend or family member who has an SUV for those every now and then trips to Home Depot or Ikea, it's pretty awesome.
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I like Minis, but we probably want something more practical.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-24-2006, 06:06 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Doomed to spinsterhood
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Sidd Finch
This post gave me a tremendous hard-on.
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Is there a line in there about a $1MM retainer that I missed? |
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08-24-2006, 06:06 PM
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#3450
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Taste in cars is so subjective
I personally like some German cars and Japanese ones. Don't see any appeal in a Saab, but that's just me. For the price, the 07 g35 sedan should merit a test drive--lots of hp (get the manual), non-objectionable styling, passable interior, great engine and handling, fun to drive, will probably be pretty bulletproof.
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