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09-13-2006, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Hey I'm back
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You say the word, and I can have McNabb's or TO's legs broken. Or the NFC East player of your choice. Monkeys are freakishly strong, you know.
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Yes. Please have TO's legs broken. I'll give you $5 if you throw in Kurt Warner.
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09-13-2006, 08:26 PM
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#3437
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Hey I'm back
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes. Please have TO's legs broken. I'll give you $5 if you throw in Kurt Warner.
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He can break hisself.
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09-13-2006, 08:32 PM
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#3438
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Plan for the evening
Incorporating everyone's suggestions (including via IM) I need to: eat some bananas, hold a warm compress on my eye and then get a massage that begins with the affected portion of the relevant eye and culminates in more-than-double-digit* orgasms, reciprocate with a blow job, and then sleep for 9 or so hours.
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09-13-2006, 08:34 PM
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#3439
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Incorporating everyone's suggestions (including via IM) I need to: eat some bananas, hold a warm compress on my eye and then get a massage that begins with the affected portion of the relevant eye and culminates in more-than-double-digit* orgasms, reciprocate with a blow job, and then sleep for 9 or so hours.
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You forgot the alcohol. Never forget the alcohol.
Try a nice Pinot Gris tonight. Refreshing.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 09-13-2006 at 08:40 PM..
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09-13-2006, 08:35 PM
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#3440
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How much is he paying you?
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Not enough, I tell you what.
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09-13-2006, 08:40 PM
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#3441
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You forgot the alcohol. Never forget the alcohol.
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Motherfucker. That should come after the BJ. Maybe a glass or two of wine with the bananas. |
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09-13-2006, 08:41 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
more-than-double-digit* orgasms,
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I still don't get this phase. Does it mean "at least 3 fingers"?
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Last edited by Shape Shifter; 09-13-2006 at 08:44 PM..
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09-13-2006, 08:45 PM
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#3443
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I still don't get this phase. Does it mean "at least 3 fingers"?
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Dammit. The asterisk was supposed to mention that I suddenly became confused about that. I had thought it referred to number of orgasms but the 20th time I read it, I thought, fuck, maybe it's about # of fingers.
5-fingers-per-handist fucks. |
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09-13-2006, 08:52 PM
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Motherfucker. That should come after the BJ. Maybe a glass or two of wine with the bananas.
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A couple of glasses before the BJ may unclench your jaw a bit. If that helps. And don't forget the wine after the BJ. To kind of cleanse the pallat, so to speak.
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09-13-2006, 08:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Dammit. The asterisk was supposed to mention that I suddenly became confused about that. I had thought it referred to number of orgasms but the 20th time I read it, I thought, fuck, maybe it's about # of fingers.
5-fingers-per-handist fucks.
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More alcohol = more digits.
Cheers!
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09-13-2006, 08:59 PM
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#3446
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
More alcohol = more digits.
Cheers!
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but the digitd get flacid 
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09-13-2006, 09:09 PM
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#3447
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Hey I'm back
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I invented taking a liking to NFH lately. Bitch.
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You're my favorite. |
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09-13-2006, 09:10 PM
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#3448
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Plan for the evening
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
More alcohol = more digits.
Cheers!
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Not for me.
Wait, you grow extra fingers when you drink? Weird. |
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09-13-2006, 09:11 PM
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#3449
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Hey I'm back
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're my favorite.
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I'm told that you are "Hubba Hubba," so you are my favorite too.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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09-13-2006, 09:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Welll
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I might be going over to the WGA library tomorrow. If I do, I'll see if they have it. But I don't think you can photocopy.
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Have you ever heard of a pen? I only need the speech that leads to her victory.
Some monkey fucking scribe you are.
(Some monkey-fucking scribe you are.
Some monkey fucking, scribe you are?) |
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