Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is turning into an excellent old-fashioned Friday fight day.

But to change the tone entirely, I have a question and it is:

My friend's brother is hot. Should I fuck him?

I thought you had a question.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have a friend

Liar.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Really????

Had you said Rush, I was gonna have to get all hateful.

They're too funny to hate. I was watching the vieo for Subdivisons the other day on VH1 and thinking "Did this really happen?"

"Conform or be cast out... [something something something] the reckless dream of youth"

That stuff kills me.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
One of the best places for insults is the old Beavis and Butthead show. A sample:


Dumbass, dillhole, fart-knocker, assmunch, bunghole,
dillweed, turd-burglar

My current favorite is a Mrs. Wonk creation: dicklint. Use freely, but remember, she invented it.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
My current favorite is a Mrs. Wonk creation: dicklint. Use freely, but remember, she invented it.

In what context?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by TexLex
At my old firm I got Waterford and a pat on the ass, does that count?

That depends. Is your ass as good as your tits?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
In what context?

Hey, Dicklint, use a fucking turn signal next time, ok?

Dicklint.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
As the tradition of loudly proclaiming that someone has been put on one's ignore list demonstrates, that is only effective if the person knows she is being ignored.

SS. I quoted this so you could see it and respond, if you wanted.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Well, that happens here every Friday at sundown so . . .

Christ, it was 911, live with it.

Those Catholics aren't praying, they're drinking.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, Dicklint, use a fucking turn signal next time, ok?

Dicklint.

Man, don't you hate a passenger-seat driver?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They're too funny to hate. I was watching the vieo for Subdivisons the other day on VH1 and thinking "Did this really happen?"

"Conform or be cast out... [something something something] the reckless dream of youth"

That stuff kills me.

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Man, don't you hate a passenger-seat driver?

Yeah. That's why she was spitting out teeth for the next four blocks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

This is the best. Its like Tolkien, but worse:

"I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon. City and sky become one, merging into a single plane, a vast sea of unbroken grey. The Twin Moons, just two pale orbs as they trace their way across the steely sky. I used to think I had a pretty good life here, just plugging into my machine for the day, then watching Templevision or reading a Temple Paper in the evening.

"My friend Jon always said it was nicer here than under the atmospheric domes of the Outer Planets. We have had peace since 2062, when the surviving planets were banded together under the Red Star of the Solar Federation. The less fortunate gave us a few new moons. I believed what I was told. I thought it was a good life, I thought I was happy. Then I found something that changed it all..."

What on earth possesses people to get into middle earth fantasies? I get space stations, aliens, deep sea stuff, but this middle earth stuff with all the midgets, dwarves, dog-horses, volcanoes, magical castles and elves, faeries and nymphs is just all fucked up. If a fucking wizard is all powerful and these midgets live forever, how come nobody has a fucking gun? Ther's no plasma TV in middle earth, yet they have a 900 ft burning eye bigger than the Diamond Vision in any ballpark? The trees walk around, but best weapon they have is a fucking catapult? What the fuck is the matter with Tolkien? Afghanistan sounds cooler than middle earth.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
This is the best. Its like Tolkien, but worse:

"I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon. City and sky become one, merging into a single plane, a vast sea of unbroken grey. The Twin Moons, just two pale orbs as they trace their way across the steely sky. I used to think I had a pretty good life here, just plugging into my machine for the day, then watching Templevision or reading a Temple Paper in the evening.

"My friend Jon always said it was nicer here than under the atmospheric domes of the Outer Planets. We have had peace since 2062, when the surviving planets were banded together under the Red Star of the Solar Federation. The less fortunate gave us a few new moons. I believed what I was told. I thought it was a good life, I thought I was happy. Then I found something that changed it all..."

You mock now....

But we'll see who's crying like a baby when the Priests of Syrinx get all medieval on your ass.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by TexLex
At my old firm I got Waterford and a pat on the ass, does that count?

Depends on Waterford what - paperweight, no, champagne flutes/perfume bottle, yeah.