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03-29-2004, 02:42 PM
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#3451
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
What was with the cheap shot at Brian Doyle Murray? How random!!
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Remember, it was JAMES LIPTON taking a cheap shot at Brian Doyle Murray. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse, but it seemed relevant somehow.
I love how Kitty's bad boob job, or at least the particular way it went bad, was never explicitly mentioned. In a mediocre sitcom, it doesn't qualify as a joke or gag until the Chandler character snaps about it and the laugh track plays.
Love this show so much, I'm thinking of changing my name to "Little Justice." |
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03-29-2004, 02:45 PM
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#3452
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
C'mon, poll: if you could look like a celeb, or transplant a body part, what would it be?
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I'll take PLF's wardrobe and e/o's ass.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-29-2004, 02:46 PM
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#3453
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
C'mon, poll: if you could look like a celeb, or transplant a body part, what would it be?
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Bring me the head of Stephen Colbert. Put it on the body of Pablo Morales. Unless he has a little weener, in which case I'll be needing that body part transplant. |
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03-29-2004, 02:51 PM
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#3454
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
C'mon, poll: if you could look like a celeb, or transplant a body part, what would it be?
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Nicole Kidman's height. And while we're at it, her hair. I'm keeping my own rack just as it is, though.
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03-29-2004, 02:55 PM
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#3455
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Arrested Development
I read (I think on the e-online tv gossip page) that this show is being cancelled. And I haven't even seen it yet! I guess I'll just have to do what I did with "The Office" and wait until it comes out on DVD. Maybe I should get one of those TIVO thingies.
Does a TIVO keep a log of what shows have been watched?
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03-29-2004, 02:57 PM
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#3456
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Nicole Kidman's height. And while we're at it, her hair. I'm keeping my own rack just as it is, though.
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You may want to rethink Nicole Kidman's hair. I hear (from a hairdresser-to-the-stars) that she's not got much of it. When you see her with her fabulous hairdos it's extensions.
But I'd take her height, that's for sure.
Except, no. I need to be Salma Hayek's twin so I can make my imaginary boyfriends real. Is that so much to ask? |
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03-29-2004, 03:03 PM
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#3457
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Nicole Kidman's height. And while we're at it, her hair. I'm keeping my own rack just as it is, though.
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that rack of yours might look smaller on a frame that's a foot longer. might want to keep that in mind . . . |
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03-29-2004, 03:07 PM
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#3458
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
that rack of yours might look smaller on a frame that's a foot longer. might want to keep that in mind . . .
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Good point...I'll keep my rack and the body of Bridget the midget.
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-29-2004, 03:07 PM
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#3459
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
that rack of yours might look smaller on a frame that's a foot longer. might want to keep that in mind . . .
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Honey, she's tall, but she's not tall enough for that.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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03-29-2004, 03:08 PM
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#3460
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
that rack of yours might look smaller on a frame that's a foot longer. might want to keep that in mind . . .
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And a foot longer to you? That's like two feet.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-29-2004, 03:10 PM
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#3461
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
that rack of yours might look smaller on a frame that's a foot longer. might want to keep that in mind . . .
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Just ask a supertall man with an average penis.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by dtb
You may want to rethink Nicole Kidman's hair. I hear (from a hairdresser-to-the-stars) that she's not got much of it. When you see her with her fabulous hairdos it's extensions.
But I'd take her height, that's for sure.
Except, no. I need to be Salma Hayek's twin so I can make my imaginary boyfriends real. Is that so much to ask?
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I hate to remind you of this (I think you might have blocked it out), but Ed Norton slept with this
before he slept with Ms. Hayek. |
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03-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And a foot longer to you? That's like two feet.
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We were watching Notting Hill last night (whilst awaiting the L Word). When Julia Roberts walked downstairs after she changed her clothes and you could see her stomach, I thought to myself, damn, I'd like a stomach like that. |
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03-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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#3464
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just ask a supertall man with an average penis.
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IMO, penises are a utility thing, not an aesthetic thing. Apparently you are more concerned about your reputation in the locker room than Sequel's happiness. |
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03-29-2004, 03:18 PM
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#3465
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
IMO, penises are a utility thing, not an aesthetic thing. Apparently you are more concerned about your reputation in the locker room than Sequel's happiness.
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This reminds me. I saw a penis recently that I thought was quite attractive.
Go figure. |
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