Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
AFLAC!

Apropos of nothing, I love Gilbert Gottfried.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Lest you have any doubts, your whimsical numbering system in combination with the repeated suggested conversation topic of breasts had the desired comedic effect.

DD. TITS!

would have been funnier. not much, but funnier.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is this your egotistical yet boring way of posting "LOL"?

Lest you had any delusions, your facile-minded rejoinder completely missed the mark.

[Seasonal Sock]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Bad past sexual partners can be a bit of a turn-off (see Office Space), although in real life it would have to be an extremely nasty ex to result in someone passing on, say a woman like Angela (see Office Space).

But when it comes to lusting after someone I will never even see, I do think a past partner can ruin the attraction. For that reason there is no attraction to the soiled drawers of someone who was actually married to Billy Bob Thorton. In real life I would be able to move beyond the mistake, but the question is not real life.

Bodily fluid containing even trace amounts of Billy Bob Thornton splooge is appallingly unsexy but that was a while back and I think all deposits have cleared. So if you skeeve from the moistness of a sexy woman who has had past sexual partners other than other sexy woman, then you are really gay or suffering from a wicked bad Madonna/Whore complex.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Egomaniac. Quoting himself and referring to a former post in the same post.

(And boring to boot. Yawn)

The sign of a true pomposity in the making is when a man begins quoting himself. Preening for posterity. I say "a man," because women are far less prone to cite their previous remarks and serve them as leftovers. But certain types of male writers love to repeat themselves--the same type who'll preface a comment with, "For the record, I..." As if there were a record somewhere to which future generations would refer to find out what this particular wheezer said. "For the record, I never ordered the wine spritzer."

http://jameswolcott.com/archives/200...apundit_in.php

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Lest you had any delusions, your facile-minded rejoinder completely missed the mark.

Is this your egotistical yet boring way of posting "For fear that you were experiencing delirium, your simple-minded riposte wholly missed the mark."?

If so, then LOL!*

*desired comic effect achieved!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The sign of a true pomposity in the making is when a man begins quoting himself. Preening for posterity. I say "a man," because women are far less prone to cite their previous remarks and serve them as leftovers. But certain types of male writers love to repeat themselves--the same type who'll preface a comment with, "For the record, I..." As if there were a record somewhere to which future generations would refer to find out what this particular wheezer said. "For the record, I never ordered the wine spritzer."

http://jameswolcott.com/archives/200...apundit_in.php

But see: "I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation."

http://www.sbrowning.com/quotes/inde...in=1&display=1

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
DD. TITS!

BLT. Open-faced club sandwich

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
BLT.

Weren't they looking for those in Iraq?

[Anne Elk]

Did I miss anything?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Did I miss anything?

Everyone is sick, bnb got a John Deere zippo for xmas, I had a lousy NYE, and Coltrane wants to talk about tits.

Am I leaving out anything?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Everyone is sick, bnb got a John Deere zippo for xmas, I had a lousy NYE, and Coltrane wants to talk about tits.

Am I leaving out anything?

My date that I had last week got in a car accident on the way to the date. He is ok, but the car is not. My dry spell marches on.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Everyone is sick, bnb got a John Deere zippo for xmas, I had a lousy NYE, and Coltrane wants to talk about tits.

Am I leaving out anything?

Italian women are hot.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Everyone is sick, bnb got a John Deere zippo for xmas, I had a lousy NYE, and Coltrane wants to talk about tits.

Am I leaving out anything?

I'm not sick, but that is only because I managed to change the channel last night before viewing a material portion of Daredevil.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Italian women are hot.

TM

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