Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Remember, it was JAMES LIPTON taking a cheap shot at Brian Doyle Murray. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse, but it seemed relevant somehow.

I love how Kitty's bad boob job, or at least the particular way it went bad, was never explicitly mentioned. In a mediocre sitcom, it doesn't qualify as a joke or gag until the Chandler character snaps about it and the laugh track plays.

Love this show so much, I'm thinking of changing my name to "Little Justice."

I'm going to kick your ass.

Love,

The Ghost of White Power Bill.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bring me the head of Stephen Colbert. Put it on the body of Pablo Morales. Unless he has a little weener, in which case I'll be needing that body part transplant.

Stephen Colbert was a guest-bad-guy on a recent Law & Order: Criminal Intent episode. He was fantastic. I thought of you while watching.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
This reminds me. I saw a penis recently that I thought was quite attractive.

Go figure.

Who? Where? Tease.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just ask a supertall man with an average penis.

In my experience, supertall men (6'5"+) don't have average-sized penises.

Is this just my experience, or is it a general rule?

Note: I asked this question of a supertall man, and he thought it was a general rule. So I'm not burning with curiosity, just looking for a dose of this board's wisdom.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
This reminds me. I saw a penis recently that I thought was quite attractive.

Go figure.

You said you wouldn't tell. But thanks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
IMO, penises are a utility thing, not an aesthetic thing. Apparently you are more concerned about your reputation in the locker room than Sequel's happiness.

I'm not supertall.

Going to the gym is so 2001.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not supertall.

Going to the gym is so 2001.

That would explain the odd square (same width and height) vibe I've been getting from you.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You said you wouldn't tell. But thanks.

Hey, any time lizard man.

Like Sebbie, a friend forgot to zip his fly, and, also much like Sebbie, he goes commando.

Alas, unlike Sebbie, the two went together.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I was thinking this morning that there is not one single baseball player that I find attractive. I find most athletes attractive - hockey players (at the top of the list), basketball, football, soccer, lacrosse, rugby, beach volleyball, gymnasts, skiers etc. If you pushed me, I could probably find a golfer or a bowler or a curler that I found attractive. But not baseball players. In fact, for the most part they repulse me.

This is just meaningless drivel other than to let the baseball players who read this board (and I'm sure they number in the thousands) that they are safe.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I hate to remind you of this (I think you might have blocked it out), but Ed Norton slept with this

before he slept with Ms. Hayek.

You're right -- I had blocked that out. And by the transitive property of STDs, Hayek is now busy skanking up my imaginary-boyfriend pool.

Well, those of you with her as your wild-card in the death pool may well get lucky!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In my experience, supertall men (6'5"+) don't have average-sized penises.

Is this just my experience, or is it a general rule?

Note: I asked this question of a supertall man, and he thought it was a general rule. So I'm not burning with curiosity, just looking for a dose of this board's wisdom.

I have never dated a supertall woman, but a buddy who digs tall chicks and dates as many as he can find claims they have smaller than average genitalia. I thought he was nuts, or it was just a trick of the eye (big body makes normal cooter look smaller than usual), until a female friend told me that she believed smaller women had larger than normal genitalia. I think they're both idiots and offer this only as evidence that these rumors are widespread.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by dtb
You're right -- I had blocked that out. And by the transitive property of STDs, Hayek is now busy skanking up my imaginary-boyfriend pool.

Well, those of you with her as your wild-card in the death pool may well get lucky!

Don't worry. I'm sure he's had all his shots.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have never dated a supertall woman, but a buddy who digs tall chicks and dates as many as he can find claims they have smaller than average genitalia. I thought he was nuts, or it was just a trick of the eye (big body makes normal cooter look smaller than usual), until a female friend told me that she believed smaller women had larger than normal genitalia. I think they're both idiots and offer this only as evidence that these rumors are widespread.

I take it you're not overly tall.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by leagleaze

Alas, unlike Sebbie, the two went together.

Are you saying I've no penis? I'm a chick?* I am in touch with my feminine side, but I'm pretty sure what I just scratched was not very female.




* Or alternatively, afflicted with a horrible case of Klinefelter's.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you saying I've no penis? I'm a chick?* I am in touch with my feminine side, but I'm pretty sure what I just scratched was not very female.




* Or alternatively, afflicted with a horrible case of Klinefelter's.

I am saying that when you left your fly open you weren't going commando. Are you feeling chicky today?