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01-04-2005, 06:14 PM
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#3466
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My date that I had last week got in a car accident on the way to the date. He is ok, but the car is not. My dry spell marches on.
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Does this story involve JuJubees?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-04-2005, 06:16 PM
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#3467
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My date that I had last week got in a car accident on the way to the date. He is ok, but the car is not. My dry spell marches on.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does this story involve JuJubees?
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Or any Garp-action?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-04-2005, 06:21 PM
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#3468
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My date that I had last week got in a car accident on the way to the date. He is ok, but the car is not. My dry spell marches on.
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Ha ha, the old "I wrecked my car on the way to the date" excuse.
Ease up on the horseradish.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-04-2005, 06:22 PM
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#3469
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Everyone is sick, bnb got a John Deere zippo for xmas, I had a lousy NYE, and Coltrane wants to talk about tits.
Am I leaving out anything?
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Flower's unrealistic and ultimately doomed New Year hopes?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-04-2005, 06:22 PM
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#3470
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sick, but that is only because I managed to change the channel last night before viewing a material portion of Daredevil.
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I did not view any Ben Affleck movies (or TV appearances, or ANYTHING) during the period leading up to my illness.
I did watch 13 Going On 30, though, which starred Jennifer Garner. Hmmmmm. But I was already sick. |
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01-04-2005, 06:44 PM
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#3471
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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looking for a date?
Wonkette found a Craig's List posting that might interest you.
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01-04-2005, 06:56 PM
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#3472
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I'm getting there!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 39
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looking for a date?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Wonkette found a Craig's List posting that might interest you.
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I pay close attention to a woman and her needs and wants. I love seeing a woman beg and plead, moan and groan. I would love to please you and this is a promise.
Shit if we have to beg and plead for it how attentive is this little fuck? |
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01-04-2005, 07:04 PM
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#3473
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Dating Ben Affleck Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good lord, isn't there anything else to talk about except how sick everybody is?
I think I should go home. I have a terrible hangnail and my tummy hurts a widdle bit.
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I thought you hated that word.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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01-04-2005, 07:05 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Everyone is sick, bnb got a John Deere zippo for xmas, I had a lousy NYE, and Coltrane wants to talk about tits.
Am I leaving out anything?
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My job still sucks.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-04-2005, 07:34 PM
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#3475
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Italian women are hot.
TM
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Is this a polite way of saying you fucked my mom?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-04-2005, 07:36 PM
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#3476
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
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Is this about Sidd's sister?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-04-2005, 07:38 PM
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#3477
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Ahhhh, computer free vacation
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is this a polite way of saying you fucked my mom?
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And did she sing "That's Amore"? "Volare"?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
Last edited by Gattigap; 01-04-2005 at 07:42 PM..
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01-04-2005, 07:40 PM
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#3478
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Dating Ben Affleck Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
But the emperor, he has no clothes. The emperor has no clothes!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-04-2005, 07:43 PM
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#3479
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Dating Ben Affleck Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But the emperor, he has no clothes. The emperor has no clothes!
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He does, but you have to be a hipster to see them. So how is the Flower's cock?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-04-2005, 07:49 PM
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#3480
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Dating Ben Affleck Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He does, but you have to be a hipster to see them. So how is the Flower's cock?
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Flower doesn't need to not wear clothers for Hank to know how it is. Flower's plaid euro plum smugglers leave nothing to the imagination.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 01-04-2005 at 07:54 PM..
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