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08-03-2005, 07:33 PM
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#3466
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Pretty Little Lamia
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
IRELAND -- Irish women are especially fond of capturing leprechauns and forcing them to become sex slaves while the women's husbands are working the mines. "Those leprechauns are really small, but not all over, if you catch my drift," blushes Mary McCallister, 27, of Dublin. "I like to get undressed, crawl under my rainbow- design quilt, and then order my leprechaun to climb inside and try to locate the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61274
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I allus knew dat Mary McCallister was nuttin but a durty hoo-er. |
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08-03-2005, 07:36 PM
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Pretty Little Lamia
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The cruel irony that strikes me when I look at your signature line and see what appears to be a favorable result for your little Scottish pals is almost overwhelming. For your sake, I hope your green-striped buddies play again soon, so you will be haunted by this no longer. It is turning you into an even darker and more twisted shell of a human being than I thought possible.
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This is a fine effort, but a little artsy-fartsy for this audience. You should have thrown in a MFL joke.
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08-03-2005, 07:42 PM
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#3468
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Pretty Little Lamia
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The cruel irony that strikes me when I look at your signature line and see what appears to be a favorable result for your little Scottish pals is almost overwhelming. For your sake, I hope your green-striped buddies play again soon, so you will be haunted by this no longer. It is turning you into an even darker and more twisted shell of a human being than I thought possible.
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Cruel, yes, cruel indeed. But the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat are emotions known only to us, the living. |
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08-03-2005, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Law Firm
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Is anybody watching this show? I was just sent a link letting me know a former lawschool classmate is on it (I feel very Str8). If everybody on the show is a big an ass as he is, it could be entertaining.
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I posted about it last week and got no love.
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...509#post194509
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delicious strawberry death!
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08-03-2005, 07:51 PM
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#3470
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The Law Firm
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08-03-2005, 07:54 PM
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hey, me too! No wait. It was not "once." It was about 72,000 times. JESUS MOTHER-FUCKING PUSSY-LICKING TESTICLE-PINCHING CHRIST. You pull out that lame old trite piece of shit and present it to us like it is some sage piece of wisdom? I am picturing you as a crotechedy old fuck, lecturing some summer associate who is staring politely at you and wishing you would get the fuck out of his office. "A wise man once said that obtaining partnership is like winning a pie eating contest where the prize is more pie! Heh heh. Oh, and another thing. This rock and roll you kids listen to? It never sounds good with horns . . . ."
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Dude, you're the quip guy. Rants ain't your gig. Wrong, Zeppelin III wrong.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 08-03-2005 at 07:58 PM..
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08-03-2005, 07:57 PM
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The end of the world as we know it
Hefner's got a reality show. Oh boy. And looking a little like the Skipper.
This world is on view in “The Girls Next Door” (premiering 9 p.m. ET Sunday on E!), an eight-part series from executive producer Kevin Burns that promises to introduce viewers to “the secret side of an American legend.”
While the show includes mildly salacious shots of bosomy women on trampolines and hula-hooping — which feel tacked on, either so viewers don’t feel cheated or might have forgotten that Playboy and cleavage go together — the debut half-hour turns out to be tame.
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08-03-2005, 07:58 PM
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, you're the quip guy. Rants ain't your gig.
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I'm not sure it qualifies as a rant, but this was pretty good.
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08-03-2005, 07:58 PM
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The Law Firm
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
TLS?
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I have to admit to being sufficiently brain-dead this evening that I can't figure out who the T and the L are. I am assuming you are the S. I can neither accept nor reject offers which I cannot understand.
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08-03-2005, 08:02 PM
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not sure it qualifies as a rant, but this was pretty good.
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Stream of consciousness. That was a good phase. He pumps out good material there.
I was wrong on the Zep III comparison. His rants are more Dylan after he became born again. There's a listenability to "Everybody's Gotta Serve Someone," but it's no "Idiot Wind."
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08-03-2005, 08:02 PM
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The end of the world as we know it
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hefner's got a reality show. Oh boy. And looking a little like the Skipper.
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God, I'm ready for this show to bomb already. There are no fewer than 5 ginormous billboards in my little part of LA featuring this show, complete with the chicks with plastic breasts, come-hither smiles, and biting of the little finger, virtually promising that I'll be ridden like a show horse if I watch this piece of shit. Enough already -- bring back the variety of media billboards trying to convince me to watch the boring Ashton Kutcher flick coming on DVD and let me get back to my soul-crushing commute in peace.
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08-03-2005, 08:03 PM
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The Law Firm
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I have to admit to being sufficiently brain-dead this evening that I can't figure out who the T and the L are. I am assuming you are the S. I can neither accept nor reject offers which I cannot understand.
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More amaretto? |
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08-03-2005, 08:09 PM
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The Law Firm
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I have to admit to being sufficiently brain-dead this evening that I can't figure out who the T and the L are. I am assuming you are the S. I can neither accept nor reject offers which I cannot understand.
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Well leprechaun for sure, but the T I cannot help you. Tiger?
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08-03-2005, 09:14 PM
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not sure it qualifies as a rant, but this was pretty good.
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Ironweed sucks flower
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08-03-2005, 09:16 PM
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stream of consciousness. That was a good phase. He pumps out good material there.
I was wrong on the Zep III comparison. His rants are more Dylan after he became born again. There's a listenability to "Everybody's Gotta Serve Someone," but it's no "Idiot Wind."
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He claims he completed Itamae training (7 years) so much of what he does might be more zen.
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