Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Spanky
I know I am going to regret this but...............

Looking at your posts is like watching a police car chase on "The Worlds Most Amazing Videos". You just know the outcome is going to be bad but you just can't look away. You have also made the FB board infinitely more interesting, just like a gruesome car accident can make you look at a side of the road on your commute you have never noticed before.

I realize you asked for this, and told TM to give you an honest assessment, but I am a strong believer that when a female asks you if she is fat or unattractive you never tell them the truth. No exceptions. It is similar to the situation if you are hiding Jews in your attic, and the Nazis ask you if you are hiding Jews, you always, always lie.

But having said that, I am going back to the politics board; I just can't watch you humiliate yourself anymore. It is too painful. You really need to reread Bold and Brazen's post concerning this issue like six or seven times. It is spot on. And then get some therapy. Seriously. I am not kidding. The fact that you need acceptance and affirmations from completely anonymous posters on the internet is just not a good sign. I am almost sure you won't listen to me and will lash out at me for this post, but I had to give it a shot.

Congrats. The Jews in the Attic thing had to be the strangest reference I've seen in a while.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is a tough life when you just have to settle for a 5 series instead. huh, boy racer.

I guess this is what it feels like to be all growed up. Hi Coltrane!

[Spanky]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Congrats. The Jews in the Attic thing had to be the strangest reference I've seen in a while.

That is quite a compliment coming from you.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Um, perhaps, and this is just a suggestion, every single remark does not require comment.

But see your post count v. my post count. Plus, isn't the whole point of this to get a new thread (w/ title) going as quickly as possible?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Spanky
That is quite a compliment coming from you.

I know. Thats why I felt the need to offer it. Strangeness deserves recognition.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know. Thats why I felt the need to offer it. Strangeness deserves recognition.

I don't want to get too sappy here, but most posts I scan. Sometimes I read yours two or three times.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Spanky
I don't want to get too sappy here, but most posts I scan. Sometimes I read yours two or three times.

That's because like that book that has no punctuation or whatever (The Sound and the Fury?? shit. written from POV of retarded guy; I never read it), you can't get anything out of his posts by scanning them. They're too fucking weird.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Jesus Fucking Christ, you two really are trying to be the cool kids table, aren't you? Fuck you, I'm heading to the band room, where my Millers' Outpost fashion sense is appreciated.

We have people there too.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.

I kind of like you new avatar, so if the point was to be more annoying, you missed the mark with me. Maybe it would get old at some point, but still an improvement over the Our Gang one. You even seem a bit less annoying with it, but maybe that is only in comparison to some present FB company.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.

is this the internet equivalent of looking her in the eyes?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.

We could just use your kind of flavor around here. That is all I am saying.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Have you never seen Bull Durham?

God no. Why would I want to?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
But see your post count v. my post count. Plus, isn't the whole point of this to get a new thread (w/ title) going as quickly as possible?

Look, str8, god knows other people have said this, and I don't know why I even bother, but you need to let. it. go already. Look, nobody cares. You need to get some help. Seriously. I know you won't listen, but I strangely feel compelled to offer you some advice:

When your in-laws come to visit, offer them the attic. If any Nazis ask you about it, lie.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Spanky
anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly.

we tolerate such posters quite well here.