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09-13-2006, 10:42 PM
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#3466
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Elevator
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Went to get food delivery, and in the elevator [different firm, same bank] one of the attorneys held the elevator for me and tried to strike up a conversation.
That must mean I'm hotttttttttttt.
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Self-Mockery! Not bad. This constitutes an important humor milestone for you on this board. Kudos.
Soon we'll have you posting about how a man you meet on the street talked to you and sent you straight to orgasm, and the journey will be complete.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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09-13-2006, 10:43 PM
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#3467
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. And it sucks batteries.
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Effect, or purpose?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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09-13-2006, 10:44 PM
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#3468
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I've never had Ethiopian food before. What is it like?
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It's like breakfast in the south. Everything's served with pancakes and pasty stuff.
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09-13-2006, 10:46 PM
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#3469
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Elevator
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Self-Mockery! Not bad. This constitutes an important humor milestone for you on this board. Kudos.
Soon we'll have you posting about how a man you meet on the street talked to you and sent you straight to orgasm, and the journey will be complete.
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I think self mockery is healthy humor. You can't take yourself way too seriously, although that actual event did transpire but I was indifferent, really, at how it was perceived he was just being nice.
The orgasm thing I thought in relation to the board was related to the female giving a bj? no? am I have a reading comprehension lapse again??
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09-13-2006, 10:56 PM
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#3470
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by Tables R Us
It's like breakfast in the south. Everything's served with pancakes and pasty stuff.
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Mmmm. Grits.
Have I mentioned that if there are not fried green tomatoes at brunch on Sunday, I will need to be restrained?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-13-2006, 11:01 PM
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#3471
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Mmmm. Grits.
Have I mentioned that if there are not fried green tomatoes at brunch on Sunday, I will need to be restrained?
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So attendees should bring handcuffs?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-13-2006, 11:02 PM
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#3472
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And [the rabbit] sucks batteries.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Effect, or purpose?
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Both. RT's BF gets a charge from the batteries, but RT has to remove them somehow.
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09-13-2006, 11:13 PM
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#3473
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Happy (early) Birthday!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Tomorrow is actually the birthday of at least three* special someones.
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Cite please?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-13-2006, 11:20 PM
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#3474
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
Quote:
Originally posted by Tables R Us
It's like breakfast in the south. Everything's served with pancakes and pasty stuff.
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And shovel it in with your hands?
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[Dictated but not read]
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09-13-2006, 11:21 PM
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#3475
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And shovel it in with your hands?
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Duh, it's the south, get it?
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09-13-2006, 11:22 PM
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#3476
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I've never had Ethiopian food before. What is it like?
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curries, and you eat with this soft bread, that looks like a napkin instead of utensils. you grab a piece of bread, scoop up some food and eat. EXCEPT, since I turned 65, I have trouble eating Indian cuury or Ethiopian curry. But it can be fun- different certainly.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-13-2006, 11:23 PM
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#3477
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Happy (early) Birthday!
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Cite please?
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do we need to post s......l......o.....w....l....y...f.......o.......r.........y.......o......u.......?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-13-2006, 11:31 PM
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#3478
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So attendees should bring handcuffs?
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Do you know something about the tomatoes that I don't?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-13-2006, 11:35 PM
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#3479
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Tic gone after trip to gym.yay!
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09-13-2006, 11:36 PM
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#3480
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Do you know something about the tomatoes that I don't?
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psst, for your reaction if there are none.
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