Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Did anyone see the VH-1 "I Love the 80s--1981" where
some wiseass smirked about Luke and Laura: "It's the classic American love story--boy rapes girl, boy gets girl"? Aside from the feminist outrage thing as a young PJ, I thought he was the most hideous fucking actor ever to be on a soap and couldn't see Genie Francis being paid enough to fake screwing him.

p(holy crap, I've regressed 20 years here)j

Tony Geary stud?! I'll never understand that. Bad perm, thinning hair, goofy, awkward body, shady business dealings. I thought the wedding of Luke and Laura was so stupid. Come on, what did she see in him? Must have been male writers who came up with that and the whole Ice Princess story line. I was always a One Life to Live and All My Kids fan. GH came on and the set would go off.

Does anyone have a picture? This is apparently the same chihuaua that was dyed pink by this gaping asshole. Somebody shoudl call the authorities.

Why aren't these Hilton parents doing something about their kids? Like sending them to college and ensuring they do something productive with their lives and their money. The Park Avnue crowd used to shun show bz types, and now their ass clown older daughter is trying to be an actress by way of a reality tv show. Times have changed. These people are on the Barbara Hutton fast track to anorexia, alcoholizm, eight divorces and early death. Either that, or the Doris Duke death by gay butler route. Either way, alone, fucked up and miserable.

http://www.pagesix.com/pagesix/pagesix.htm

[Anne Elk]

The SPCA should pick up Tinkerbell right after it sorts out Neverland.

Now this reality show looks interesting. I wonder if Paris and Nicole will actually go through with it, or if they'll have Cristal withdrawal and make a break for the nearest velvet rope hang out.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/030211/3/37bbq.html

Edited to replace text with link.

[evenodds]

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[leagleaze]

Apparently the woman who plays Rosario on Will and Grace has been arrested on suspicion of shoplifting.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

Can't wait. And Agassi reclaimed number one again. Not too shabby for an oldtimer. See him while you can!

[evenodds]

A couple of months ago, the OddMan and I saved my neighbor's life.

It's not a particularly big deal -- we heard something fall down a flight of stairs in the middle of the night and found em unconscious.

Our neighbor has been extremely grateful. Em regularly drops little gifts by -- tickets to things, etc. -- and has introduced us to em's friends so that they can thank us as well.

We have explained that that em's health is the only important thing and that we are relieved em is ultimately going to be fine. (The week our neighbor was in the hospital, when we did not know where em was or if em had lived, was very scary.)

At this point, we are at a loss to move beyond this obviously important moment in our neighbor's life to resume the pleasant but unintrusive neighborliness we had before.

Any thoughts?

Even(prizes her privacy)Odds

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Now this reality show looks interesting. I wonder if Paris and Nicole will actually go through with it, or if they'll have Cristal withdrawal and make a break for the nearest velvet rope hang out.

I'm certain Paris is going to run sobbing back to her limo driver the minute she chips her Elizabeth Arden manicure while ferrying her own teacup back to the kitchen. Horrors!

If she doesn't turn out to be something more useful to the planet that an airheaded society ornament, she should be stripped of her inheritance.

p(it's brutal being a peasant)j

[ThurgreedMarshall]

I just noticed we had a thread dedicated to making newbies comfortable. I think this is fucking stupid and against FB tradition, but whatever.

Couldn't energy be put toward something useful, like compiling all the song parodies written here and the on the other board over the years? There have been some good ones and it would suck if we lost them.

Obviously this would be a tremendous amount of work and I'm not willing to do it. I just thought I would mention it. Maybe one of the newbies we're coddling can get on it.

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by purse junkie
If she doesn't turn out to be something more useful to the planet that an airheaded society ornament, she should be stripped of her inheritance.

But she supplies such interesting fodder for Ted Casablanca. What would he write about without her (and Tara Reid and Alec Baldwin)?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
A couple of months ago, the OddMan and I saved my neighbor's life.

It's not a particularly big deal -- we heard something fall down a flight of stairs in the middle of the night and found em unconscious.

Our neighbor has been extremely grateful. Em regularly drops little gifts by -- tickets to things, etc. -- and has introduced us to em's friends so that they can thank us as well.

We have explained that that em's health is the only important thing and that we are relieved em is ultimately going to be fine. (The week our neighbor was in the hospital, when we did not know where em was or if em had lived, was very scary.)

At this point, we are at a loss to move beyond this obviously important moment in our neighbor's life to resume the pleasant but unintrusive neighborliness we had before.

Any thoughts?

Push em down the stairs in the middle of the night.

TM

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I just noticed we had a thread dedicated to making newbies comfortable. I think this is fucking stupid and against FB tradition, but whatever.

Couldn't energy be put toward something useful, like compiling all the song parodies written here and the on the other board over the years? There have been some good ones and it would suck if we lost them.

Obviously this would be a tremendous amount of work and I'm not willing to do it. I just thought I would mention it. Maybe one of the newbies we're coddling can get on it.

TM

Which is why, you moron, it isn't part of the FB board.

Why don't you do a song compilation if you want one.

Jesus.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Which is why, you moron, it isn't part of the FB board.

If he had posted this on the newbie board, you would not be able to respond like that.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I just noticed we had a thread dedicated to making newbies comfortable. I think this is fucking stupid and against FB tradition, but whatever.

Couldn't energy be put toward something useful, like compiling all the song parodies written here and the on the other board over the years? There have been some good ones and it would suck if we lost them.

Obviously this would be a tremendous amount of work and I'm not willing to do it. I just thought I would mention it. Maybe one of the newbies we're coddling can get on it.

TM

Yep, you'll make partner. Definitely.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yep, you'll make partner. Definitely.

Funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing . . . especially since he wrote at least half of the song parodies (and probably 80% of the ones he wants preserved).

Even(we'll get right on that, sir)Odds