Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04 - Page 233

bilmore · 02-25-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
As in "just because he grew up in the rain forests of Myanmar and spent his entire life never encountering a concept like the Western notion of God" or "just because my belief system is better than yours and if you disagree with me you're going to Hell?"

I'm merely giving you the party line that gets them past your objection. Justice is stern. If you want to argue rationality and religion, well, I'm not going there.

sunnybunny · 02-25-2004, 05:53 PM

OK, the top of my box spring is exactly 17" off the ground. When shopping for bedskirts, what length is correct? I keep seeing them in a range of every inch from 14" to 18"---should it be exactly the same as the bed height or slightly shorter or slightly longer? I need help.

Thank you

Bunny

Hank Chinaski · 02-25-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Shit, I'll stick to pot and bourbon. That sounds wretched. Sambuca might be the most vile liquor on the planet.

why the constant hate for the Italians? We invented wine for goodnes sakes.

NotFromHere · 02-25-2004, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
why the constant hate for the Ialians? We invented wine for goodnes sakes.

Maybe so, but the French perfected it.

ABBAKiss · 02-25-2004, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
An attempt to merge the faith and sluts threads

If you aren't going to post your wife's TITS!!!!!! for the calendar just say so.

Replaced_Texan · 02-25-2004, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Um, Thurgreed, I think that they call it "faith" for a reason.

Apropos of nothing, I can't remember the last Sunday I went to Mass, but I ate a tuna sandwich today, and will keep the next few Fridays meat-free. It's obviously some sort of an atavistic residue of brainwashing in childhood thingy, but I just can't help but do the Lent stuff.

Coincidently, and not by choice, I'm still fasting today. So far I haven't broken lent. This will end as soon as I can get something akin to food in my stomach. And at this point, meat is sounding really, really good. My forehead is unadorned.

ABBAKiss · 02-25-2004, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I need help.

I just thought I would tee this one up.

NotFromHere · 02-25-2004, 06:01 PM

Why would anyone making pro-football kind of money, want to sell drugs? I mean, take the risk of selling drugs to go to jail?

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ATLANTA - Baltimore Ravens running back Jamal Lewis, who had the second-highest rushing total in NFL history last season, was indicted Wednesday on federal drug charges. Lewis is charged with conspiring to possess with the intent to distribute 5 kilograms of a substance containing cocaine

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4374177/

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-25-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Skirts

Bunny

Your skirt should be short enough so it can be easily flipped up in order to have access to what you have stored under it.

Pretty Little Flower · 02-25-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Actually, I did. The stuff that you CAN sell here is generally imported, also, but is still not the "real" stuff.

Oh. Right.

This and Hunter's later post makes me wonder: It is clearly illegal to import and sell real Absinthe here, but will that stop some shady eastern European distiller from sending you a bottle or two of the real stuff. I ask purely in the abstract, as I personally am free from sin.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-25-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i invented the "anticipated response"

I think this joke has gone from poking fun at paigow to most of you actually trying to take credit for something. and that makes it beyond played out.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-25-2004, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Welcome to the agnostic deists, where a god created the world and then went to lunch.

God was basically absentmindedly playing a rather large version of The Sims. Then he got bored and went out for food.

Maybe He created it on accident. And hasn't even noticed us yet.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-25-2004, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Um, Thurgreed, I think that they call it "faith" for a reason.

Um, Not Bob, that's my point. She believes those of us who don't pray the way she does is toast. She's not pretty sure of it.

And I think the word is "namaste." Don't make me say it to you.

TM

Flinty_McFlint · 02-25-2004, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have a monkey friend who might be interested...

Sorry, I don't date at the office.

str8outavannuys · 02-25-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Trippy like mushroom trippy or just "my body feels rubbery" trippy.

If I'm sending away to Europe and probably getting myself placed on some DEA watch list, I'd like to see the colors dance like the cover of Yoshimi Fights the Pink Robots.*

* I do not recommend this album with drugs. Its "too much."

I got a signed Yoshimi poster at a charity silent auction for the minimum bid of $80. The boys in the band gave the Robots and Yoshimi word bubbles. It's brilliant; one of the best purchases I made in 2003.