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Not Bob · 08-31-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Must you always be such a tool?

I've never fucked anyone up the ass, forcibly or not, as I do not have a penis, cut or uncut.

The more things change, the more they stay the same: One of my favorite song parodies, triggered by bold_n_brazen musing about what it would be like to have a penis.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-31-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I guess the solution is, when going on an outing to the Date Rape Pub, to put a deterrent in both holes.

Forced skull fucking is no laughing matter; friction or not.

Hank Chinaski · 08-31-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nah. Then I'll just force you to blow me. If I was a rapist and had a cock and all....

but if you can put them in to go out, they must be easily removable. What type of lazy rapist seeing one would "change plans" instead of just removing it? Plus if you know one hole is booby-trapped who would blindly trust the other to be free sailing?

I don't think mmmmmmm34985 thought through his post one bit.

notcasesensitive · 08-31-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
The more things change, the more they stay the same: One of my favorite song parodies, triggered by bold_n_brazen musing about what it would be like to have a penis.

I admire that in the post right above it TM gave mmmmm some props. Was this before or after the mentor posts?

ETA - and, by the way, I enjoyed the song. again. (I don't remember the first time I read it, but I'm sure I laughed.)

bold_n_brazen · 08-31-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
The more things change, the more they stay the same: One of my favorite song parodies, triggered by bold_n_brazen musing about what it would be like to have a penis.

NotBob, you are my hero.

Not Bob · 08-31-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
NotBob, you are my hero.

Thank you.

In light of a conversation I had with a colleague (at another firm -- she found out by accident that a BSD partner in her firm set up a marketing lunch with a client she does all the work for) the other day, the last line really amuses me:

Then perhaps I'd make some rainin'
do some client entertainin'
If I only had a schlong

Gattigap · 08-31-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

ETA - and, by the way, I enjoyed the song. again. (I don't remember the first time I read it, but I'm sure I laughed.)

2, on both counts.

I think posters should assume that memories of their best work will fade, and therefore they should carry around links to their better stuff, perhaps in their sig line. Though it's not literally in his sig line, Hank pioneered this practice in some respects. Whenever I see a Hank post, I think of that woman inmate photo.

NotFromHere · 08-31-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You only have two?

That third one's got real teeth. And an attitude to match. I don't think any rapist would have a chance with gwinky.

robustpuppy · 08-31-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That third one's got real teeth.

Schpeak for yourshelf, misshy.

Hank Chinaski · 08-31-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
2, on both counts.

I think posters should assume that memories of their best work will fade, and therefore they should carry around links to their better stuff, perhaps in their sig line. Though it's not literally in his sig line, Hank pioneered this practice in some respects. Whenever I see a Hank post, I think of that woman inmate photo.

some of us would need more space. would a guy like you rent your sig line space to the guys who need it?

Gattigap · 08-31-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
some of us would need more space. would a guy like you rent your sig line space to the guys who need it?

Quite the contrary, Hank. You're a living testament to the argument that sig line links are unneccesary to convey the breadth of one's body of work where numbing repetition can do the job quite nicely.

LessinSF · 08-31-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Forced skull fucking is no laughing matter; friction or not.

Better to just steal the sign - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050828...austriaoffbeat (Brits steal Austrian town of "Fucking" signs). I am not sure that this is not a hoax.

08-31-2005, 06:51 PM

But I had to post this great line from Howie of BB6

"My strategy was to distract everyone with my great looks".

Good stuff.

LessinSF · 08-31-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But I had to post this great line from Howie of BB6

"My strategy was to distract everyone with my great looks".

Good stuff.

Was that before or after he jacked off into a condom under the covers while thinking of Jen's boobies and Rae-Rae?

Food Fight!

Hank Chinaski · 08-31-2005, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Quite the contrary, Hank. You're a living testament to the argument that sig line links are unneccesary to convey the breadth of one's body of work where numbing repetition can do the job quite nicely.

I've posted the fat lady photo 8 times, and I acknowledge doing the last 6 for Dada purposes.

You've posted repetitive posts 3002 times. What was your reason?