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08-01-2006, 02:49 PM
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#3481
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is so not like that.
By the way, RB I saw on the parents board that you had a baby congrats. YOu know you could be a tad nicer to me. I nursed two kids and never supplemented and you are so determined to prove me to be vapid and I'm juggling a lot as is everyone.
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These "Mommy Wars" are truly lamentable. |
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08-01-2006, 02:49 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I hear they don't ogle as much as investment bankers. Perhaps that's because they don't dress as well as investment bankers, though.
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Bankers ogle because they can. They ogled this morning, three of them, in Sbux, grinning, nicely dressed, french cuffs, gold cuff links, expensive suits and shoes. And one just hit on me now when I was in Sbux again. I was trying to ask the woman for the longer straws and was drowned out by the machine and he was joking with me about the Rod Stewart track and then asked for two long straws, and he had a short drink, so that was nice of him. It is what it is. |
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08-01-2006, 02:50 PM
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#3483
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Zindane song
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Coup de Boule
PARIS - Three weeks after France’s World Cup final soccer defeat, the song inspired by captain Zinedine Zidane’s fateful head-butt on Italy defender Marco Materazzi has hit number one in the nation’s singles chart.
“Coup de Boule”, the French for “head-butt”, was written by the three associates of Plage Records (www.laplagerecords.com), a small label specialising in jingles and sound effects, the day after France’s July 9 defeat in Berlin.
The label’s founders, brothers Emmanuel and Sebastien Lipszyc, and composer Franck Lascombes, penned the catchy reggae-style song and its chorus “Zidane, il a tape” (“Zidane, the hit man“), as a cure for their post-defeat blues.
Initially e-mailed to about 50 friends, the song quickly invaded the Web, with French radio SkyRock putting it on its play-list and ringtone sellers and music labels fighting for the rights.
Warner Music France eventually bought the song from the trio and two days after its release on July 20, the tune was number two in the French charts, selling 17,000 copies.
It's catchy. The video is kind of cute but low on production value.
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Those guys obviously didn't read this article.
Spree: NY Times article
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08-01-2006, 02:51 PM
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#3484
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
How's your blowjob technique?
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I'm pretty sure we already established she's weak on that score. That's why she only pulled in $200 at Xmas.
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08-01-2006, 02:52 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm pretty sure we already established she's weak on that score. That's why she only pulled in $200 at Xmas.
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Don't be mean. That was $200 per, and she's proud of herself (and it's not like they are investment bankers...) |
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08-01-2006, 02:52 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm pretty sure we already established she's weak on that score. That's why she only pulled in $200 at Xmas.
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Please don't joke about that. I don't do that and i'm married. you really are a creep. |
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08-01-2006, 02:55 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Please don't joke about that. I don't do that and i'm married. you really are a creep.
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Good thing you're married. You'd never land an investment banker if you don't do that. Especially not a french-cuff, gold cufflink, Gucci loafer-wearing banker.
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08-01-2006, 02:55 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Bankers ogle because they can. They ogled this morning, three of them, in Sbux, grinning, nicely dressed, french cuffs, gold cuff links, expensive suits and shoes. And one just hit on me now when I was in Sbux again. I was trying to ask the woman for the longer straws and was drowned out by the machine and he was joking with me about the Rod Stewart track and then asked for two long straws, and he had a short drink, so that was nice of him. It is what it is.
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I'm way past ogling. I just whip out my cock and slap the girl on the butt with it to get her to turn around so I can stare at her.
I keep my cock out after she turns around, b/c she may be ugly and I might have to cock tap another girl.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2006, 02:56 PM
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#3489
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm way past ogling. I just whip out my cock and slap the girl on the butt with it to get her to turn around so I can stare at her.
I keep my cock out after she turns around, b/c she may be ugly and I might have to cock tap another girl.
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Have you ever thought of using it to knock over whisky bottles?
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08-01-2006, 02:57 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is so not like that.
By the way, RB I saw on the parents board that you had a baby congrats. YOu know you could be a tad nicer to me. I nursed two kids and never supplemented and you are so determined to prove me to be vapid and I'm juggling a lot as is everyone.
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I could...
GET OFF THIS BOARD AND GO BACK TO WORK, then juggling won't be so difficult. But I guess you can give a bj and type at the same time, so I guess you are juggling just fine. |
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08-01-2006, 02:59 PM
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#3491
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm way past ogling. I just whip out my cock and slap the girl on the butt with it to get her to turn around so I can stare at her.
I keep my cock out after she turns around, b/c she may be ugly and I might have to cock tap another girl.
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How's that workin' for you? |
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08-01-2006, 02:59 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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One Ocean View
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yep. They must have taken that straight from Page 6. I wonder how he got them to include his name in the piece.
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Usual way, probably blew someone.
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08-01-2006, 03:01 PM
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#3493
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm way past ogling. I just whip out my cock and slap the girl on the butt with it to get her to turn around so I can stare at her.
I keep my cock out after she turns around, b/c she may be ugly and I might have to cock tap another girl.
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Because I am juvenile, this made me LOL. Actually, I didn't so much laugh out loud as sort of exhale repeatedly while smiling. Anyway, I love the phrase "cock tap." |
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08-01-2006, 03:01 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You forgot the part about how I make more than some attorneys in other parts of the country.
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You realize that garbagemen in NYC can make that claim too?
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08-01-2006, 03:02 PM
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#3495
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by RealityBites
I could...
GET OFF THIS BOARD AND GO BACK TO WORK, then juggling won't be so difficult. But I guess you can give a bj and type at the same time, so I guess you are juggling just fine.
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I am the consummate multi tasker. I am just trying to make you feel better about your juggling. Again, I am trying to be nice here and you are acting like a 12 year old but that was so years ago as well. |
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