Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[sebastian_dangerfield]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not a question relevant to you.

SD: Ok. I'll bite - is that compliment or an insult?


Yes you do. You say so in just a second.

SD: Don't I require a real reason?

Keep up the good work.

SD: Agreed.


Not sure what your point is here. So what?

SD: So what? So let's dance!


So write a song.

SD: I gave my love a cherry...

Yes. Emphasis on the "good time" part.

SD: People keep telling me that I'm "goal-less."


This is not true and you know it is not true, which makes it a lie.

SD: You're right. I hate her. I think I love my doorman.

Personally, cars bore me, but if this floats your boat, then you should buy nice cars. Very nice cars. As to your second point, get a driver.

SD: God, that's my dream.

Get a nanny. Hire a painter. This is so obvious, I am beginning to wonder if all the lysergic acid has made you dim.

SD: No it has not. I want a nanny, but my wife keeps asking why we need one since we've no kids.


There are many nice condos in pretty much every urban area. Buy one.

SD: Wife won't do it.

Something/someone that/who is not you.

SD: So you're calling me self loathing?

You should try living Ursula 1000's "All System's Are Go-Go" instead. There are more martinis involved and it is, therefore, more fun.

SD: ?????

Whatever.

SD: Yeh... that closer was weak.

EDIT: I fucked up the whole quoting thing here. Sorry.

[Anne Elk]

A man from Germany is on trial for killing and eating someone he met over the internet. (No pictures). He was caught after advertising for more victims on the internet. Maybe Sebby would like to send him some soccer Moms?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What are you if you don't want to be an urban professional, but you are? I don't know how the hell I got here, or why I'm here.

Jesus, you are pathetic. Let me guess -- you went to law school because Mommy and Daddy insisted that you get a professional degree and you didn't want to be a doctor; you're a very smart guy but only a mediocre lawyer because you don't like it and don't want to put the work in to be really good; you had fantasies of a creative life (I'm guessing musician, or maybe short story writer) but never wanted to spend your evenings working on the craft that required and didn't have the raw genius to succeed without working on the craft; and you can't stand the lingering feeling that you've sold out even though you like the stuff that selling out has bought you.

Stop whining about it. Accept who you are and enjoy it, or go be something else. If you hate being a lawyer, or hate yourself because you're a lawyer, then do something else -- it's not that hard to save enough cash that you can quit and move on. Stop telling everyone else how they should live or raise their children, and put that energy into your own life.

Lawyers who bitch about being lawyers drive me up a fucking tree.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Paigow invented vomiting? Go figure.

NO, I just popularized it in the late eighties when I went to college and got fat from too much beeer. Heathers stole it from me.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
SD: So you're calling me self loathing?

Never ask a question you don't want answered.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
NO, I just popularized it in the late eighties when I went to college and got fat from too much beeer. Heathers stole it from me.

excellent effort at amusing me paigow. unfortunately Heathers was 1989 though. very close.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
excellent effort at amusing me paigow. unfortunately Heathers was 1989 though. very close.

Paigow liked Heathers before everyone else did. She first saw it in the mid-80s.

[leagleaze]

1. If you made a pussy your avatar it would be wrong Dualit.

2. You are all set Coltrane.

3. The adult board is a board where people can post nude images. It is hidden unless you ask me, e/o or slave for access to it.

I think it came into being while you were away Bilmore.

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Jesus, you are pathetic. Let me guess -- you went to law school because Mommy and Daddy insisted that you get a professional degree and you didn't want to be a doctor; you're a very smart guy but only a mediocre lawyer because you don't like it and don't want to put the work in to be really good; you had fantasies of a creative life (I'm guessing musician, or maybe short story writer) but never wanted to spend your evenings working on the craft that required and didn't have the raw genius to succeed without working on the craft; and you can't stand the lingering feeling that you've sold out even though you like the stuff that selling out has bought you.

Stop whining about it. Accept who you are and enjoy it, or go be something else. If you hate being a lawyer, or hate yourself because you're a lawyer, then do something else -- it's not that hard to save enough cash that you can quit and move on. Stop telling everyone else how they should live or raise their children, and put that energy into your own life.

Lawyers who bitch about being lawyers drive me up a fucking tree.

I think I have a hetero man-crush on you now. Please be a republican. I don't want my admiration of your prose to be based upon self-loathing.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They were here about a month ago at the HOB. I can't believe I missed it. Weddings are always fucking up my schedule.

Imagine how poor Sequels feels. ALwys the bridesmaid, never the bride. Spinster 2008

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ah...the good old days. I'd trade every pj, ltl, ncs, idleacts, etc. for a solid month of rb.

TM

yes, I too always enjoy the rants of people from suburbia having bad mall experiences.

oh, and you can always IM her and stop reading posts here. solves the problem

[ltl/fb]

There seems to be a great deal of discontent, unhappiness and even hostility on this board today. I am saddened. The other day I passed a church that had a sign that said "If you are having trouble sleeping, count your blessings" (that may be a paraphrase, and it of course was in all caps because it was one of those church sign things).

The two blessings I am counting most today are cold medicine and central heat/air. Because of the cold, I am not having any trouble sleeping or getting to sleep, but I figured it's never a bad time to count blessings.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
There seems to be a great deal of discontent, unhappiness and even hostility on this board today. I am saddened. The other day I passed a church that had a sign that said "If you are having trouble sleeping, count your blessings" (that may be a paraphrase, and it of course was in all caps because it was one of those church sign things).

The two blessings I am counting most today are cold medicine and central heat/air. Because of the cold, I am not having any trouble sleeping or getting to sleep, but I figured it's never a bad time to count blessings.

You trying to steal PLF's schtick? Or is this an unfortunate effect of the new avatar?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You trying to steal PLF's schtick?

Yeah, back off, bitch. The whole central heat/air being a blessing thing is mine.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
These parents I see obsessing over their kids are (a) losers, and (B) creating a generation of narrow-minded soft-headed people who aspire to nothing more than the "brass ring" of suburban drug-controlled desperation which has been drilled into their demented little minds.

I see you've met my brother and sister-in-law and their spawn. Given this past Thanksgiving, I'm making plans for an "unexpected business trip" that will prevent spending Christmas with them. . .