Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Well, according to the wife, Sting and Trudie often bring a nubile young woman home to play with...

She's speaking from experience, I take it?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by purse junkie
No, it's by the way you sit. When some jerk is sitting on the train with his legs spread incredibly wide, like he can't fit them around his enormousness, thereby crowding other passengers, he's making up mentally for his toddler-size package.

It's usually the balls that alter the way a man sits. The penis can be adjusted much more easily.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, but for those of us not living in a nudist colony, how does the discerning female ensure that she's not going home with a cat who's hung like a squirrel?

Sebby, just ask him.



I mean, tell your friend to ask him . . .

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, but for those of us not living in a nudist colony, how does the discerning female ensure that she's not going home with a cat who's hung like a squirrel?

Look, buddy, I've got more NUTS than you!

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw brazil nuts, you know what I mean?

NUTS!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She's speaking from experience, I take it?

No, I said young and nubile, not near sighted with poor decision-making skills.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, but for those of us not living in a nudist colony, how does the discerning female ensure that she's not going home with a cat who's hung like a squirrel?

Oh, that's easy.

A man with a small dick acts like a guy with a small dick.

No one else acts quite that way...

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Why you gotta hate, man?



Zippeddy zoo-za zey-za, oh yeah.

Holy shit? Is that Dsavid Lee Roth? It looks like Brian Dennehy lost some weight, put on a Courtney Love wig and borrowed Slave's razor. Who was he on the Sopranos? I must have missed him.

edited to add- check out the bulge. you can see where the head is. which is way too much information for my eyes a good argument against HDTV

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was thinking this morning that there is not one single baseball player that I find attractive. In fact, for the most part they repulse me.

Are ya kiddin' me?!? Not that they overwhelm the league, mind you -- but Derek Jeter is hamanahamana hot. And Greg Maddox is cute (in a dweeby sort of way). Mike Mussina is handsome also (with limited exceptions, they're not laminated-list material, but nor are they repellent!)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Holy shit? Is that Dsavid Lee Roth? It looks like Brian Dennehy lost some weight, put on a Courtney Love wig and borrowed Slave's razor. Who was he on the Sopranos? I must have missed him.

spoiler (although I don't think it is needed)

















He was playing poker with them the second time it showed them playing poker. He looked really ... um... weathered.

edited to note that he played himself.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Holy shit? Is that Dsavid Lee Roth? It looks like Brian Dennehy lost some weight, put on a Courtney Love wig and borrowed Slave's razor. Who was he on the Sopranos? I must have missed him.

edited to add- check out the bulge. you can see where the head is. which is way too much information for my eyes a good argument against HDTV

I love it when rock stars make me feel young.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Are ya kiddin' me?!? Not that they overwhelm the league, mind you -- but Derek Jeter is hamanahamana hot. And Greg Maddox is cute (in a dweeby sort of way). Mike Mussina is handsome also (with limited exceptions, they're not laminated-list material, but nor are they repellent!)

I thought the ladies loved A-Rod.

Jeter is one dorky looking guy. I never understood that.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
Are ya kiddin' me?!? Not that they overwhelm the league, mind you -- but Derek Jeter is hamanahamana hot. And Greg Maddox is cute (in a dweeby sort of way). Mike Mussina is handsome also (with limited exceptions, they're not laminated-list material, but nor are they repellent!)

I think we have been down this road before on one of these boards.

So, perhaps we should reach some sort of agreement: when the day comes that you and I get to divide the athletes of the world between us, I propose that you have the baseball players and I get everyone else.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought the ladies loved A-Rod.

Jeter is one dorky looking guy. I never understood that.

He has got the rockinest bod I have ever seen up close (unfortunately, not THAT up close). Dorky?!? Compared to what?!?

A-Rod wins hands down in the dork sweepstakes.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
The ultimate test is really basketball. If size is your goal, look for the people who know how to pick an NCAA bracket.

Some of us are secure enough about how we'd fill out a bracket that we don't even need to.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think we have been down this road before on one of these boards.

So, perhaps we should reach some sort of agreement: when the day comes that you and I get to divide the athletes of the world between us, I propose that you have the baseball players and I get everyone else.

No, no, no.....

I just disagreed with your blanket statement that there were NO good-looking baseball players. However, when that day comes (and it's not far off), I will graciously reserve selected baseball players as well as my laminated list (and will only put 20-25 on that) and then you get everyone else.