Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 235

sunnybunny · 12-29-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does your avatar have to pee?

NO. Its knees are locked together in an attempt to keep its purity score as high as possible.

robustpuppy · 12-29-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
NO. Its knees are locked together in an attempt to keep its purity score as high as possible.

From what I know about the purity test, I'd say very bad strategy. Its ass is completely unprotected.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-29-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
From what I know about the purity test, I'd say very bad strategy. Its ass is completely unprotected.

And the eyeballs can easily be reached for licking.

Alex_de_Large · 12-29-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
NO. Its knees are locked together in an attempt to keep its purity score as high as possible.

and thereby exposing the fur-laden ass for SD to abuse. Bad idea.

Alex_de_Large · 12-29-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
From what I know about the purity test, I'd say very bad strategy. Its ass is completely unprotected.

Sorry. Posted before I saw this...

robustpuppy · 12-29-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And the eyeballs can easily be reached for licking.

And did you notice that the bunny's knees look dirty?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-29-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This sounds like child molestor speak. Do you drive one of those short vans with the circular windows in the back that are completely tinted?

And she's not very well endowed. At all. See "Bend It..."

Pic of molester van not working...

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 12-29-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of artists, one of my friends got a write up in the Village Voice earlier this month. His first show in New York sold out on the day it opened. http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0349/westcott.php

I had to google to find some of his stuff. Looks pretty cool!

Do shows really "sell out" in NY? I hang out around folks in Boston who will happily open their homes at 2:00 am if you have a real interest in their art. And the normal show here needs to have a lot of cheese and crackers available to keep crowds of students there or it looks empty.

robustpuppy · 12-29-2003, 05:27 PM

La Perla lingerie is now 50 to 75 percent off.
When: 12/31/03-1/6/04 (Mon.-Fri. 10am-7pm; Sun. noon-7pm).
Where: 260 Fifth Ave., nr. 28th St., 212-725-5400.

Alex_de_Large · 12-29-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
La Perla lingerie is now 50 to 75 percent off.
When: 12/31/03-1/6/04 (Mon.-Fri. 10am-7pm; Sun. noon-7pm).
Where: 260 Fifth Ave., nr. 28th St., 212-725-5400.

Yellow Rat Bastard is also having sales, though the pants are not nearly as fancy as RP's La Perla nicities.

Replaced_Texan · 12-29-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I had to google to find some of his stuff. Looks pretty cool!

Do shows really "sell out" in NY? I hang out around folks in Boston who will happily open their homes at 2:00 am if you have a real interest in their art. And the normal show here needs to have a lot of cheese and crackers available to keep crowds of students there or it looks empty.

Before he moved to New York, my friend used to open up his studio at all times to whoever was interested in his work. In Houston, some shows sell out, some take forever to sell. I think it depends on the artist and the show and the pricing and the publicity and whatever else happens to be going on that week. Usually in Houston most of the galleries have openings on the same evening, in the hopes that art patrons will hop from gallery to gallery with the real intention of buying art somewhere that night. You can get pretty drunk for free on the first Saturday of the month.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 12-29-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah. Notwithstanding the "ergo," the poor thing was not serious.

Best I could do -- very few pics online showing her teeth.

Next time you watch one of her movies, look about 12-14 inches above her pretty perkies. They (her teeth, that is) are crooked and her bite is off, which makes her chin jut out when she talks, detracting from her looks. It is not good for an actress to look less pretty when she's talking than she does in her stills.

I actually regret saying anything now, because I hate when we have pages of posts picking apart a woman's appearance. She's lovely, I'm measuring her against impossible standards. I'm just very picky about teeth. Don't even get me started on Reese Witherspoon.

I, frankly, don't think Kiera is very good looking. She was lovely when primped and corsetted in PotC, but every other time I have ever seen her, be it in a movie or a clip or a photo or an interview, she has just looked ... awkward would be kind. Crooked teeth don't bug me so much, but her whole appeal (to the extent I have seen any) rests on a kind of classic conventional perfection which crooked teeth ruin. And her actual accent is horrific. Dunno about rich/classy/whatever, but I apparently find her not at all appealing unless restricted by a corset and elaborate coif and putting on accents.

I agree with Paigow that, IMHO, Carolyn was better looking than Gwyneth is, but that's not saying a lot. She certainly had a more interesting face. Carolyn occasionally showed some style that didn't involve an inconsistent stylist or a costumer getting a "hit."

I concur that the lot of us bitching about Kiera Knightly's looks in any way is rather like Rob Schneider sniping at Brad Pitt for dressing like a scuz.

Anne Elk · 12-29-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Keira Knightley looks like a dirty little hottie in that movie. She's also in Love, Actually and Bend it like Beckham.

Knightley and Depp in Pirates were the only redeeming qualitiess of an otherwise horrible flick. Come to think of it, any movie based on a fucking amusement park ride should suck by definition.

I take it you will not be seeing the sequel. I found it entertaining, but certainly not worth the big screen cash. Depp was excellent. I found Knightly rather tedious, but then again I am not swayed by her looks. She wasn't that good in Bend It Like Beckham either.

Speaking of big screen cash, don't waste your money on The Last Samuri. My Mom and I thought it was horrible. Tom Cruise can't act his way out of a paper bag. Ken Watanabe was excellent, but even his performance isn't enough to save this film.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-29-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yellow Rat Bastard is also having sales, though the pants are not nearly as fancy as RP's La Perla nicities.

I like that store, although many of those clothes are exactly the type of clothes I referred to earlier: nice, but age inappropriate for me. While browsing the web site, however, I did find a shirt that I bought for myself just this weekend. A gift to me, from me, although I'm sure Paigow will argue that it is further evidence of me futilely clinging to youth:

http://www.yellowratbastard.com/shop...d=06VJ024HFCHE

Alex_de_Large · 12-29-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I like that store, although many of those clothes are exactly the type of clothes I referred to earlier: nice, but age inappropriate for me. While browsing the web site, however, I did find a shirt that I bought for myself just this weekend. A gift to me, from me, although I'm sure Paigow will argue that it is further evidence of me futilely clinging to youth:

http://www.yellowratbastard.com/shop...d=06VJ024HFCHE

Sure it's age inappropriate, but that's what makes it interesting. Besides, the aforementioned blowjobs will be much more forthcoming when you wear that shirt vs. the GAP outfit that you described.