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03-29-2004, 04:33 PM
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#3511
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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baseball players
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Originally posted by dtb
He has got the rockinest bod I have ever seen up close (unfortunately, not THAT up close). Dorky?!? Compared to what?!?
A-Rod wins hands down in the dork sweepstakes.
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Just kind of looks like a dorky guy. It doesn't mean the guy can't get any woman in NYC. I'll just never understand it:
A-Rod's wife is on steroids. Did anyone else see her in the Si Swmisuit edition? Disgusting.
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03-29-2004, 04:35 PM
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#3512
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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baseball players
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just kind of looks like a dorky guy. It doesn't mean the guy can't get any woman in NYC. I'll just never understand it:
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If everyone knew that you made $20m a year, instead of lived with a roommate, you'd probably have a similar success rate. |
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03-29-2004, 04:36 PM
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#3513
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Sopranos... WTF?
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Why you gotta hate, man?
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Do you think this falls under the category "Separated at Birth?"
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-29-2004, 04:38 PM
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#3514
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh, that's easy.
A man with a small dick acts like a guy with a small dick.
No one else acts quite that way...
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So, how exactly does a man with a small dick act?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-29-2004, 04:40 PM
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#3515
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by spookyfish
So, how exactly does a man with a small dick act?
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He throws your statement back at you in the form of a question. |
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03-29-2004, 04:40 PM
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#3516
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I have decided whom I want to look like
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, how exactly does a man with a small dick act?
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It's hard not appearing spiteful and petty after she laughs at Little Zarathustra. Or so I've heard.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-29-2004, 04:41 PM
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#3517
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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various
Dtb - I agree that there are some objectively good-looking baseball players. They still repulse me. I can't explain it. I also agree that our day of dividing the world is not far off. So much agreement.
Coltrane - I would not have sex with Derek Jeter. This is one woman in NYC that he could not have. Even if he begged and pleaded and grovelled. (which I'm sure would be the typical course of events in a Jeter-me encounter).
Anyone - who won the espn dream job? The guy with the long hair? Does he get to replace someone? Stuart Scott, Linda Cohn, that annoying guy on the weekend? (please)
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 03-29-2004 at 04:44 PM..
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03-29-2004, 04:42 PM
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#3518
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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I have decided whom I want to look like
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh, that's easy.
A man with a small dick acts like a guy with a small dick.
No one else acts quite that way...
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What are these character traits? Unjustified arrogance? Pseudo-hipness?
Flower
6'4"
Miniscule Penis
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-29-2004, 04:42 PM
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#3519
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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I have decided whom I want to look like
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, how exactly does a man with a small dick act?
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I was going to answer this, but Bilmore and SS have done such a good job, I think I'll just go have a drink instead. |
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03-29-2004, 04:42 PM
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#3520
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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baseball players
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If everyone knew that you made $20m a year, instead of lived with a roommate, you'd probably have a similar success rate.
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Yeah, but you don't hear girls going around talking about how hot Manny Ramirez is, and he makes more than Jeter.
I'm quite comfortable with my success rate, but you clearly have a problem with the fact that I have a housemate. Be careful, Sebby and I can probably kick your ass.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-29-2004, 04:43 PM
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#3521
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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various
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Anyone - who won the espn dream job? The guy with the long hair?
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Some short haired blondish guy with a goofy but cute grin, blue or green eyes, looks to be about 22. I only know this because I was channel flipping while putting off getting ready for work this morning. He's going to make $95k. |
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03-29-2004, 04:52 PM
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#3522
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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baseball players
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm quite comfortable with my success rate
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Dear Coltrane,
Dude, you are totally giving off a tiny penis vibe with the above remark.
Your friend,
Flower
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-29-2004, 04:53 PM
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#3523
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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various
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Dtb - I agree that there are some objectively good-looking baseball players. They still repulse me. I can't explain it. I also agree that our day of dividing the world is not far off. So much agreement.
Coltrane - I would not have sex with Derek Jeter. This is one woman in NYC that he could not have. Even if he begged and pleaded and grovelled. (which I'm sure would be the typical course of events in a Jeter-me encounter).
Anyone - who won the espn dream job? The guy with the long hair? Does he get to replace someone? Stuart Scott, Linda Cohn, that annoying guy on the weekend? (please)
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I didn't watch very much of it, but thought that Zack (long-haired guy) was pretty funny. Everyone else was pretty boring. Even though Zack lost, I don't think he's going to have any problems doing that kind of work somewhere else.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 03-29-2004 at 04:58 PM..
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03-29-2004, 04:55 PM
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#3524
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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baseball players
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Coltrane,
Dude, you are totally giving off a tiny penis vibe with the above remark.
Your friend,
Flower
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I meant that I'm comfortable with the fact that I've gotten to first base once.
Alright never. But I'm comfortable with that.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-29-2004, 04:59 PM
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#3525
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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100 Movies that Deserve More Love
According to chud.com, 100 Movies that Deserve More Love.
It's pretty horror-intensive. BRC, "Society" sounds right up your alley.
I tend to disagree with some, including "Hollywood Shuffle." I think history will ajudge that movie as having received exactly as much love as it deserved --- no more, no less. |
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