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05-27-2004, 04:19 PM
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#3511
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Back to ass-fucking!
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I post stuff about my sex life here for free. Come to think of it, I may have even given money to the site. I'm not a sell-out whore, I'm a John.
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05-27-2004, 04:21 PM
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#3512
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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HOW COME
I can't put an admin or a moderator on my ignore list? This is so unfair. I should only be forced to see their moderatorish or administratorish posts and not the rest of their incessant whining or chest beating.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-27-2004, 04:22 PM
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#3513
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by evenodds
As with all things sexual, bigger is in fact better.
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I've got a really big fiction.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-27-2004, 04:25 PM
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#3514
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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HOW COME
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I can't put an admin or a moderator on my ignore list? This is so unfair. I should only be forced to see their moderatorish or administratorish posts and not the rest of their incessant whining or chest beating.
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This has been discussed ad nauseum.
If you want a moderator on your ignore list, you can PM me and I will put them on there for you no questions asked.
Administrators cannot be ignored.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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05-27-2004, 04:26 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Anonymous blogging goes Tinseltown!
Want more Washingtonienne-style dishing, only without the non-metaphorical ass-fucking? Tune in to " Rance," the blog of a person who claims to be an A-list Hollywood celeb, but who scrupulously conceals his identity. Reuters story here. He's alternatively been thought to be Owen Wilson, Ben Affleck, Jim Carrey or George Clooney. By idiots, that is.
I'm inclined to say "none of the above," but based on the lack of wit and verve I'm willing to admit the possibility it's Affleck. Once again, if you want sparkling prose about Hollywood, you have to turn to Jackie Harvey. |
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05-27-2004, 04:27 PM
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#3516
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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and it's a slow, soft pitch
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I have it on good authority from your wife that you're in no danger of damaging her delicates.
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And if by any chance you do, he'll be happy to kiss it and make it all better.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-27-2004, 04:27 PM
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#3517
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Guest
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by evenodds
Anal cannot possibly be something people are unwilling to admit.
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It's not, and I remember when we did this poll on The Board That Shall Not Be Named, which is why I now have an unshakeable feeling of deja-ass. Let me warn you all now about going down this road - you won't respect each other in the morning. |
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05-27-2004, 04:28 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by Not Me
If you are talking about heteros, there really aren't. Anal is the hipster thing to claim you do and since it is easy to lie about, that is what many people are doing to look cool. Let's hope that hetero anal goes the way of the mojito soon.
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Well, the mojito is pretty much the national beverage of cuba, so that isn't going anywhere any time soon.
As for "many people engaging in anal" I did not distinguish between hetero and homo sex. And, as I said, the fact that it can be potentially very painful for the recipient still doesn't make me want to go fuck someone in the ass. But that's just me.
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05-27-2004, 04:28 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I have it on good authority from your wife that you're in no danger of damaging her delicates.
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Cute.
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05-27-2004, 04:29 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Location in Dallas
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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05-27-2004, 04:37 PM
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#3521
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
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Double?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-27-2004, 04:39 PM
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#3522
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Double?
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It certainly appears that way. Where were you when we were discussing double-anal?
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05-27-2004, 04:41 PM
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#3523
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Location in Dallas
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Well, the mojito is pretty much the national beverage of cuba, so that isn't going anywhere any time soon.
As for "many people engaging in anal" I did not distinguish between hetero and homo sex.
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I know of two women who have butt-sex fetishes, and this was in the mid-90s, so I don't think it's a trend either. Some people like it. Some don't.
One of the girls admitted to really enjoying what Atticus does on an extremely regular basis. She just like(d)(s?) things going both in and out of there...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-27-2004, 04:44 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Location in Dallas
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
And, as I said, the fact that it can be potentially very painful for the recipient still doesn't make me want to go fuck someone in the ass. But that's just me.
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Well, it's me, too, if that's any consolation. Just don't see the appeal. |
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05-27-2004, 04:44 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Location in Dallas
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
So, who here is willing to admit they've engaged in the ole anal in-and-out? By a show of hands, please.
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I have, long ago. Before I met my wife. Didn't do much for me (I was on the giving end). I used to know some real slutty sluts, what can I say. It wasn't my idea. |
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