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01-11-2006, 05:34 PM
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#3511
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Desk Antics
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The tan and brown motif just doesn't work in cyberspace. I can't even read that fucking site.
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If you think you're bored, imagine how your wife must feel.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-11-2006, 05:37 PM
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#3512
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Desk Antics
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sebastian_dangerfield
The tan and brown motif just doesn't work in cyberspace. I can't even read that fucking site.
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You are definitely more of a Monkey Scribe guy. |
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01-11-2006, 05:39 PM
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#3513
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Desk Antics
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If you think you're bored, imagine how your wife must feel.
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my theory is you just don't know what constitutes acceptable conversation around sophisticated North city people. Good for you that you don't live up here or you'd be getting your ass kicked semi-regularly.
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01-11-2006, 05:43 PM
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#3514
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Desk Antics
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my theory is you just don't know what constitutes acceptable conversation around sophisticated North city people. Good for you that you don't live up here or you'd be getting your ass kicked semi-regularly.
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Oh, yeah? You and how many of your socks?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-11-2006, 05:44 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Desk Antics
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my theory is you just don't know what constitutes acceptable conversation around sophisticated North city people. Good for you that you don't live up here or you'd be getting your ass kicked semi-regularly.
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Some people like a good ass-kicking. |
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01-11-2006, 05:45 PM
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#3516
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Desk Antics
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If you think you're bored, imagine how your wife must feel.
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She feels pretty good. I've been hitting that shit like a bottle of Boone's Farm on a head full of fungus...
Gotta get my licks in before she's too fat for the wheelbarrow...
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01-11-2006, 05:46 PM
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#3517
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Desk Antics
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Gotta get yer licks in before she's too fat for the wheelbarrow...
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Nice.
But I thought you didn't go for the licking stuff. |
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01-11-2006, 05:48 PM
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#3518
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Everything in Moderation
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Originally posted by dtb
Some people like a good ass-kicking.
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I prefer a spirited slapping.
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01-11-2006, 05:50 PM
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#3519
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Desk Antics
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Originally posted by dtb
Nice.
But I thought you didn't go for the licking stuff.
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It's a sympathetic pregnancy kind of thing.
I've been crying all the time and holding the cats a lot as well.
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01-11-2006, 05:53 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Everything in Moderation
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I prefer a spirited slapping.
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Well, who doesn't? But watch out! You never know where the spirited slapping will lead. It's the age-old story -- it starts with an innocuous (and spirited) slapping, then before you know it, you're sending your entire address book pictures of you and your most beloved corncob. |
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01-11-2006, 05:59 PM
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#3521
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Everything in Moderation
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Well, who doesn't? But watch out! You never know where the spirited slapping will lead. It's the age-old story -- it starts with a harmless spirited slapping, then before you know it, you're sending your address book pictures of you and your most beloved corncob.
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I wish... I bleed easily. Borderline hemophilia... royal lineage, you understand.
I miss "Husky" so... To think they used her for popcorn...
Damned marijuana. She deserved better. Front stage in a cornucopia arrangement at least...
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01-11-2006, 06:11 PM
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#3522
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Everything in Moderation
Quote:
sebastian_dangerfield
I wish... I bleed easily. Borderline hemophilia... royal lineage, you understand.
I miss "Husky" so... To think they used her for popcorn...
Damned marijuana. She deserved better. Front stage in a cornucopia arrangement at least...
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"Corncob Mountain"? |
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01-11-2006, 06:13 PM
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#3523
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Everything in Moderation
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"Corncob Mountain"?
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I miss fart jokes.
<sniff>
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01-11-2006, 06:35 PM
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#3524
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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NFL Draft
Various NFL Draft websites are particularly rumour-ish this week.
Rumor #1: Texans trade David Carr for Mr. Puff Puff Give (and picks), draft Vince Young, thereby having UT players at the marquee positions.
Rumor #2: Len'Dale White is zooming up teams' boards. Green Bay loves him at #5!!! The Jets like him at #4?????? Holy moly.
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01-11-2006, 06:43 PM
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#3525
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Moderator
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Everything in Moderation
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"Corncob Mountain"?
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Ribbed for your pleasure. By God.
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