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08-01-2006, 03:15 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ogling is staring at you with a big assed smile on his face and simultaneously doing the once over.
and hitting on usually means a combo of all three, which is lost in translation electronically. pleasant convo is usually polite and reserved. hitting on includes the once over, the huge smile and staring.
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You are bizarre. Hitting on, pretty much by definition, would involve some sort of, you know, attempt at future contact. So unless he had his phone number tattooed on his big straw, I'm not sure your encounter as you've described it could be classified as "hitting on". I wish you understood how pathetic this conversation makes you sound, but it has never sunk in for sb so I'm not holding much hope out for you either. At least she was smart enough have the opportunity to blow her way through some suck ass law school. |
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08-01-2006, 03:17 PM
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#3512
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Please don't joke about that. I don't do that and i'm married. you really are a creep.
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Well, now I know why the hubby is pissed. |
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08-01-2006, 03:17 PM
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#3513
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
FWIW, I don't look anyone I don't know personally twice unless they are (i) horrifically mishapenly fugly, in a circus freak sort of way, or (ii) I want to schtup them.
If I make pleasant conversation with anyone I didn't previously know it is generally indicative of (ii) above. Except in contrived social situations but then, for the most part, I only speak with people I previously knew (other than the bartenders and wait staff, out of necessity). I don't like meeting new people. I am shy.
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one way for you to meet new people would be to try to break the 23-fecta record. RT has been gone, so maybe you'd get away with it, but hurry!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-01-2006, 03:18 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I nursed along with three kids and never drank any of the supplements. What do I win?
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I DEFINITELY gotta get me a wet nurse. |
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08-01-2006, 03:20 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I'm wearing french cuffs today. Perhaps I should ask for a raise to bankerstyle bank, yes?
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That depends. How are your blowjob skills?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-01-2006, 03:20 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet word of mouth about what several of them have seem when they walked in w/o knocking does more than your verbal warning
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That makes me think of a good afternoon poll question:
How many times at the office have you been busted looking at porn? (having an office friend who knows you are a deviant see porn on your computer doesn't count).
I will go first, not counting instances where I was intentionally trying to sexually harass underlings, 1 time busted. thankfully my junk was in my trunks.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-01-2006, 03:21 PM
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#3517
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You are bizarre. Hitting on, pretty much by definition, would involve some sort of, you know, attempt at future contact. So unless he had his phone number tattooed on his big straw, I'm not sure your encounter as you've described it could be classified as "hitting on". I wish you understood how pathetic this conversation makes you sound, but it has never sunk in for sb so I'm not holding much hope out for you either. At least she was smart enough have the opportunity to blow her way through some suck ass law school.
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You are a tool. The big assed diamond wedding set is a big buzz kill to asking for a number. that is single people shit. and sb was cool. and VeryAttractive I might add. Are you? Female attys usually fall in two categories. Hot beyootiful and butt ugly. With you I know where my money lies. |
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08-01-2006, 03:23 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
one way for you to meet new people would be to try to break the 23-fecta record. RT has been gone, so maybe you'd get away with it, but hurry!
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Been there, done that. My singular goal now is numero uno with Bunifizzzle. Or the comical spouse.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-01-2006, 03:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Because I am juvenile, this made me LOL. Actually, I didn't so much laugh out loud as sort of exhale repeatedly while smiling. Anyway, I love the phrase "cock tap."
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How can anyone compete with me, a funny, high-powered attorney?
For some reason, this entire thread is reminding me of a picture (head shot) of a 50-something year-old man on the front page of The Onion with the caption: "Boss's Dick Isn't Going to Suck Itself."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2006, 03:26 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You are a tool. The big assed diamond wedding set is a big buzz kill to asking for a number. that is single people shit. and sb was cool. and VeryAttractive I might add. Are you? Female attys usually fall in two categories. Hot beyootiful and butt ugly. With you I know where my money lies.
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If female attorneys you haven't seen treat you nicely, do you suppose that they are Very Attractive?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-01-2006, 03:27 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How can anyone compete with me, a funny, high-powered attorney?
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Plus, that wedding ring makes you, like, ten times hotter at least. |
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08-01-2006, 03:28 PM
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#3522
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Plus, that wedding ring makes you, like, ten times hotter at least.
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For some men, it is a challenge. Depends on the guy. |
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08-01-2006, 03:29 PM
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#3523
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
You are a tool. The big assed diamond wedding set is a big buzz kill to asking for a number. that is single people shit. and sb was cool. and VeryAttractive I might add. Are you? Female attys usually fall in two categories. Hot beyootiful and butt ugly. With you I know where my money lies.
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Can we flip this pussy?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2006, 03:29 PM
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#3524
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
You are a tool. The big assed diamond wedding set is a big buzz kill to asking for a number. that is single people shit. and sb was cool. and VeryAttractive I might add. Are you? Female attys usually fall in two categories. Hot beyootiful and butt ugly. With you I know where my money lies.
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She's the Pretty Lady.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-01-2006, 03:30 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
For some men, it is a challenge. Depends on the guy.
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I'm guessing that a man hitting on Coltrane would find it quite a challenge, NTTAWWT.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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