Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04 - Page 236

Not Bob · 03-29-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So, perhaps we should reach some sort of agreement: when the day comes that you and I get to divide the athletes of the world between us, I propose that you have the baseball players and I get everyone else.

Ron Francis? Now that he's a Leaf, is he on your list?

Apropos of nothing, I read in the paper the other day that the wife of a Boston Bruin (Sean O'Donnell?) is playing Little Carmine's vapid blonde wife on the Sopranos. The article also said that she's in the latest Maxim, and that he got a little kidding from his teammates for that.

Yeah. A "little kidding." One can only imagine what that means in the context of a hockey locker (oops -- dressing) room.

Atticus Grinch · 03-29-2004, 05:02 PM

Rumor: Orlando Bloom to be new 007. Of course, this is total bullshit. Please, God, let it be total bullshit.

Pretty Little Flower · 03-29-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I think history will ajudge that movie as having received exactly as much love as it deserved --- no more, no less.

Dear Atticus,

Using the word ajudge, if it is even a word, is a total tiny penis red flag.

Just trying to help,

Flower

bilmore · 03-29-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Rumor: Orlando Bloom to be new 007. Of course, this is total bullshit. Please, God, let it be total bullshit.

If you want to extend the franchise, get the third grade girls buying in.

Given the constant trading of the Orlando posters that goes on in that group, it would be a profitable move.

(ETA: Of course, that leaves Lizzy McGuire as the new co-star.)

Hank Chinaski · 03-29-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Atticus,

Using the word ajudge, if it is even a word, is a total tiny penis red flag.

Just trying to help,

Flower

I hope he meant "ajudge" and that this wasn't some typo for "judge."

I really hope spelling errors aren't seen as small penis behavior.

notcasesensitive · 03-29-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Atticus,

Using the word ajudge, if it is even a word, is a total tiny penis red flag.

Just trying to help,

Flower

I'm sure that you are aware that accusing others of having a small penis is a fucking neon sign advertisement of your small penis.

Penislessly yours,

ncs

Pretty Little Flower · 03-29-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Ron Francis? Now that he's a Leaf, is he on your list?

Apropos of nothing, I read in the paper the other day that the wife of a Boston Bruin (Sean O'Donnell?) is playing Little Carmine's vapid blonde wife on the Sopranos. The article also said that she's in the latest Maxim, and that he got a little kidding from his teammates for that.

Yeah. A "little kidding." One can only imagine what that means in the context of a hockey locker (oops -- dressing) room.

Dear Not Bob,

Posting ad nauseum about hockey is a dead giveaway for a guy with a redwood between his legs.

But I imagine you already know this.

Flower

Atticus Grinch · 03-29-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope he meant "ajudge" and that this wasn't some typo for "judge."

It was a typo for "adjudge." Adjust your penile micrometers accordingly.

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I really hope spelling errors aren't seen as small penis behavior.

Paigow fervently hopes not, too.

robustpuppy · 03-29-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Not Bob,

Posting ad nauseum about hockey is a dead giveaway for a guy with a redwood between his legs.

But I imagine you already know this.

Flower

All this penis talk is making me very horny. Thanks, everyone, it's turned out to be a happy day after all.

Right now I would like to have sex with Jeff Goldblum as he looked when he made Earth Girls Are Easy. Good god, what a body.

I note that Geena Davis had an incredible body, too -- wasn't she a swimsuit or lingerie model once upon a time?

Pretty Little Flower · 03-29-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope he meant "ajudge" and that this wasn't some typo for "judge."

I really hope spelling errors aren't seen as small penis behavior.

Dear Hank,

No worries on that front. Spelling errors are the first hint that a guy makes even Not "Redwood" Bob look small.

But I'm sure this is not news to you.

Flower

Shape Shifter · 03-29-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure that you are aware that accusing others of having a small penis is a fucking neon sign advertisement of your small penis.

Penislessly yours,

ncs

How tall is Mr. Man?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-29-2004, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Penislessly yours,

ncs

Ah, finally someone says something on this discussion I believe!

robustpuppy · 03-29-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How tall is Mr. Man?

Yeah. That's an overcompensating moniker right there.

Flinty_McFlint · 03-29-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah. That's an overcompensating moniker right there.

Better brace yourself.

dtb · 03-29-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Rumor: Orlando Bloom to be new 007. Of course, this is total bullshit. Please, God, let it be total bullshit.

Why? I guess he's a little young. But he's a cutie. I still like him as Legolas best.

My elder son kept misinterpreting the "leglocker" curse in Harry Potter as the "Legolas" curse. He would brook no dispute (however logical) on that score -- until I read him the book where the leg-locker curse appears, and he relented.