Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've been all over Ontario from Windsor to East of Toronto and North to the bay. I've never seen a bidet.

Sure you have. Ever wonder why those drinking fountains in the bathrooms look so funny?

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


I think a tie every once in awhile is no big deal. But there's a reason why they say a tie game is like kissing your sister.

My sister's hot, so I can't really understand the problem.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sure you have. Ever wonder why those drinking fountains in the bathrooms look so funny?

TM

Oh. I take it back Aticus. If that's a bidet they're everywhere.

I was wondering why a drinking fountain had a hot water handle, but then I figured it had to do with making tea. English influence and all.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why did this guy:




Not get the assigment for the final, but instead for this game?

I love that guy. His handling of the England-Turkey game was superb. FIFA may be trying to share the wealth and the spotlight. Collina has had his share of the big games. He's nearing mandatory retirement age, so FIFA may be passing the crown so to speak by annointing Merk his successor.

The EPL is trying to get Collina for a few games after his retirement from Series A next year (mandatory retirement age is 45). There was even talk during the last WC to make an age exception for him or to replace the age limit with a fitness test.

In any other sport, is a referee/umpire so well known or well-respected? I loved how he was in the adidas commercials during the WC.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ah, NFH's grandfather. it's been a while. fringey, any insight to his current sexual habits?

Does it count as jerking off if while you are doing it Granny's fucking you up the ass with a strap-on? Due to old age, she has to use both hands to hold onto him and can't do the reach-around anymore.

When did this become the sports board?

Breasts are pretty.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
When did this become the sports board?

It will be the TdF Board starting Sunday.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Breasts are pretty.

:sportswav

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
It will be the TdF Board starting Sunday.

Wooo-hooo!

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, it had an E in it.

Comfortable shoes, but the fucking brand tattoo fucked em up.

It's probably Geox. My son and I went to Europe earlier this year, and he was very taken with the cardboard, stand-up advertisement in the children's shoe store saying that the special soles allowed air in, and kept germs out (or some such nonsense). Anyway, I bought him a pair, and he tells everyone who comments on his shoes how they allow air in, and keep germs (or dirt?) out.

I thought they were just kids shoes, but I saw that there is a new Geox store on my route home, and it looks like there are grown-up-sized shoes in there.

So, if they are Geox -- know that air is getting in, and germs are staying out! (I know; that's laughable.)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk


In any other sport, is a referee/umpire so well known or well-respected? I loved how he was in the adidas commercials during the WC.

He'd be a lot less well known without the chrome dome.


Earl Strom, perhaps, in the NBA--at least he had tons of character.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Catch that 7-OT game between Arkansas and Miss. St. (or whoever--Redneck U I vs. Redneck U II) last year?

Heh heh. This reminds me of mr.dtb's take on professional tennis: "Oh, look! It's Colorless Eastern European Number One vs. Colorless Eastern European Number Two!!"

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
:sportswav

What is that, some fucked-up Hebrew sports wave? Shouldn't it go from left to right?*

*For the viewer -- right to left for the participants.

ETA Breasts just look so soft and comfy and touchable. Mmmmmm.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
ETA Breasts just look so soft and comfy and touchable. Mmmmmm.

That is so hot.

aV

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I attribute it to the lacerations. I thought about playing in college. Then I was watching a match on TV. Guy comes running to the sideline with his forehead split open. They slap some tape on it, and he runs back in. Um, no thanks.

I tried to do that once when I was playing rugby, but they wouldn't let me back on the field. I was really pissed off. The guys in my rugby club fought over who got to wear my blood stained jersey in the next match.

In my family, I think we've amassed four surgeries (two knees, one zygomatic arch, and one nose (famous picture of my dad, who while walking to the ER to get his nose fixed stopped at one of those instamatic photo booths to take a picture to send to his mother)) and about 30 stitches all due to rugby. I'm thinking about taking it up again.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


ETA Breasts just look so soft and comfy and touchable. Mmmmmm.

And sometimes, especially if you're ABBA, dewey.