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[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
You've gone from Jay Leno to Paul Shaffer.

Next week I'm aiming for Doc Severinsen.

Now excuse me, whilst I borrow your paper and take it into the shitter

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
As to that issue you were pondering this morning -- I see you've decided which way to go.

Dammit! I knew I couldn't do it. Maybe we can three-way with him.

And, technically it was last night.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
When they tell my old ass, 'Its terminal,' I plan to down a bottle of something and drive a car off a cliff. Or maybe just walk into the ocean. I ain't dying of cancer.

Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.

I like soy shakes.

But it was the Schuykill, right? In the morning? You probably could walk faster.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
This is no time to count calories.

What flavor?

Candy. Like the candy bracelets and necklaces. Sort of like sweeties.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.

I like soy shakes.

Jesus H. Christ, Dangerfield, soy fucking shakes? Soy? What the fuck have you become? When did you turn into some sort of tree-hugging, Widespread-following, birkenstock-wearing hippie pussy?

Soy? Soy? Like, real milk is too fucking dangerous for you? "Ooooh, Not Bob, an actual milkshake might have trans-fats in it. Or my LDL will go up."

Sigh. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by dtb
All I can say is, you best be talking about me, mister, or I'll have to get all 8-Mile on your buttocks.

Sorry sister. Nothing says classic like a layer cake.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jesus H. Christ, Dangerfield, soy fucking shakes? Soy? What the fuck have you become? When did you turn into some sort of tree-hugging, Widespread-following, birkenstock-wearing hippie pussy?

Soy? Soy? Like, real milk is too fucking dangerous for you? "Ooooh, Not Bob, an actual milkshake might have trans-fats in it. Or my LDL will go up."

Sigh. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

I know Hunter Thompson would drink soy shakes because the ground up adrenal glands he mixed in would curdle whole milk.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jesus H. Christ, Dangerfield, soy fucking shakes? Soy? What the fuck have you become? When did you turn into some sort of tree-hugging, Widespread-following, birkenstock-wearing hippie pussy?

Soy? Soy? Like, real milk is too fucking dangerous for you? "Ooooh, Not Bob, an actual milkshake might have trans-fats in it. Or my LDL will go up."

Sigh. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

Hmmm. I prefer the podunk schtick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jesus H. Christ, Dangerfield, soy fucking shakes? Soy? What the fuck have you become? When did you turn into some sort of tree-hugging, Widespread-following, birkenstock-wearing hippie pussy?

Soy? Soy? Like, real milk is too fucking dangerous for you? "Ooooh, Not Bob, an actual milkshake might have trans-fats in it. Or my LDL will go up."

Sigh. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

Douche, I'm lactose intolerant. If I drink milk, I'll gas up like a motherfucker. So I started drinking the soy shit. Now I like it. They have so many good flavors.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Next week I'm aiming for Doc Severinsen.

Now excuse me, whilst I borrow your paper and take it into the shitter

We actually got an office memo on this very subject this morning. I have no real objection to carrying my own paper along to the crapper, although I don't generally do so. But the coffee room paper? The one that everybody reads while they're eating lunch? Man, that just sucks.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jesus H. Christ, Dangerfield, soy fucking shakes? Soy? What the fuck have you become? When did you turn into some sort of tree-hugging, Widespread-following, birkenstock-wearing hippie pussy?

Soy? Soy? Like, real milk is too fucking dangerous for you? "Ooooh, Not Bob, an actual milkshake might have trans-fats in it. Or my LDL will go up."

Sigh. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

Remember when they brought out New Coke? I much preferred the old coke. Some things are just fine they way they were.

I think I hear a Billy Joel song somewhere.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
But it was the Schuykill, right? In the morning? You probably could walk faster.

Nah, it moves at a pretty good clip for a stretch.

[NotFromHere]

So I haven't been out drinking on a St. Patricks Day since the time I tried to get into Kell's which was packed and then tried to get into FX McRory's - same and then tried to get into Fado - same. What is the deal? You can't get into any respectible Irish Bar unless you've been camped there before noon. How do these people drink ALL DAY? And what's the attraction with Guiness? It tastes like asphalt.

Anyone have any plans?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Douche, I'm lactose intolerant. If I drink milk, I'll gas up like a motherfucker. So I started drinking the soy shit. Now I like it. They have so many good flavors.

And you don't even want to know what happens when he eats creamed corn.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Sebby's my soulmate. Except for the soy shake part. It will be a diet coke and my ipod that takes me out.

The Ipod never leaves my hand in the car, unless I'm on the phone. That thing is lethal.