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04-26-2005, 06:31 PM
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#3526
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Some girls give me money
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are going to cuddle with him? Hm.
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There will be no sleeping. Or cuddling. Only serious card playing action. Well, until flinty is cleaned out of the $20 in his pocket at least. |
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04-26-2005, 06:32 PM
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#3527
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Plate of Shrimp
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
He was only 5'3" but girls could not resist his stare.
Great soundtrack. Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Fear; what's not to like?
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And Michael Nesmith as the EP!
("Hey, Hey, We're The Repo's . . .") |
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04-26-2005, 06:32 PM
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#3528
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Some girls give me money
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There will be no sleeping. Or cuddling. Only serious card playing action. Well, until flinty is cleaned out of the $20 in his pocket at least.
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"cleaning out his pockets" -- nice euphemism. I can't remember whether he is pro-hand job or not, though.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-26-2005, 06:40 PM
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#3529
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Where's Spanky?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"cleaning out his pockets" -- nice euphemism. I can't remember whether he is pro-hand job or not, though.
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He's a monkey! It's all about the hand-jobs. |
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04-26-2005, 06:44 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Amber Brkich, and her new hubby, Rob Mariano — now controversial contestants on “The Amazing Race” — registered for gifts at Kaufmann’s at the Beaver Valley Mall, in Center Township, Florida, as well as a nearby Bed Bath & Beyond and a Target, according to Amber's hometown paper, the Beaver County/Allegheny Times.
Among the goodies they asked for: a two-pack of Scotch Brite multi-purpose scouring pads for $2.24 and a $19.99 Palace Classic Toilet Brush.
These people clearly have no idea how to register for gifts. No one clicks on a $2 item. No one is buying a $2 item. Why clog up your registry with crap?
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Maybe they have poor relations and/or are exceedingly practical. The "crap" gives those among your guests who do not have greedy associate/partner salaries a chance to get you something off your registry. Nothing says asshole quite like having a wedding registry that's exclusively loaded with spendy stuff. |
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04-26-2005, 06:46 PM
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#3531
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Amber Brkich, and her new hubby, Rob Mariano — now controversial contestants on “The Amazing Race” — registered for gifts at Kaufmann’s at the Beaver Valley Mall, in Center Township, Florida, as well as a nearby Bed Bath & Beyond and a Target, according to Amber's hometown paper, the Beaver County/Allegheny Times.
Among the goodies they asked for: a two-pack of Scotch Brite multi-purpose scouring pads for $2.24 and a $19.99 Palace Classic Toilet Brush.
These people clearly have no idea how to register for gifts. No one clicks on a $2 item. No one is buying a $2 item. Why clog up your registry with crap?
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Some people aren't as unbelievably snobby and materialistic as you and actually have friends who don't have a lot of money who may appreciate being able to pick a combination from the registry of $25 worth of things you need.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Besides, if there is nothing on the registry that someone can afford left, they will get you something they think you will like. And we all know how that goes.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 04-26-2005 at 06:48 PM..
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04-26-2005, 06:46 PM
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#3532
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe they have poor relations and/or are exceedingly practical. The "crap" gives those among your guests who do not have greedy associate/partner salaries a chance to get you something off your registry. Nothing says asshole quite like having a wedding registry that's exclusively loaded with spendy stuff.
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Actually it says rich asshole, though sometimes there is a hint of striver asshole mixed in. |
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04-26-2005, 06:46 PM
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#3533
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Some girls give me money
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There will be no sleeping. Or cuddling. Only serious card playing action. Well, until flinty is cleaned out of the $20 in his pocket at least.
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Gosh, prices sure have gone up since last time. But it's sooooo worth it.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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04-26-2005, 06:48 PM
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#3534
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually it says rich asshole, though sometimes there is a hint of striver asshole mixed in.
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I think it's more often striver than rich, and more than just a hint. |
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04-26-2005, 06:49 PM
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#3535
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually it says rich asshole, though sometimes there is a hint of striver asshole mixed in.
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My all time favorite wedding registry was my friends who, both on a second marriage, decided that they had everything they needed for the home and registered at Spec's.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-26-2005, 06:49 PM
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#3536
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually it says rich asshole, though sometimes there is a hint of striver asshole mixed in.
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Which also means there should have been some spoiler space. |
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04-26-2005, 07:02 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Some girls steal my clothes
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Dear, if it had actually happened to me, I wouldn't be able to joke about it. The pain would be too great. It's much easier to know that my unrequited crushes were unrequited not because the guys were not attracted to girls at all , but that they simply were not attracted to me!*
It must be sort of like how you feel around here.
*Because mommy always told me it was because I intimidated them with my intelligence.
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Does this mean it's over between us?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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04-26-2005, 07:04 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Some people aren't as unbelievably snobby and materialistic as you and actually have friends who don't have a lot of money who may appreciate being able to pick a combination from the registry of $25 worth of things you need.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Besides, if there is nothing on the registry that someone can afford left, they will get you something they think you will like. And we all know how that goes.
TM
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Scotch Brite sponges?
Listen, I didn't say they should only have expensive items on their list, what I'm saying is that I'm sick of having to slog through a 20 page registry that's full of crap like Scotch Brite sponges and toilet brushes.
And where did you people get the idea that I am unbelievably snobby and materialistic? I am very believable.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 04-26-2005 at 07:07 PM..
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04-26-2005, 07:05 PM
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#3539
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe they have poor relations and/or are exceedingly practical. The "crap" gives those among your guests who do not have greedy associate/partner salaries a chance to get you something off your registry. Nothing says asshole quite like having a wedding registry that's exclusively loaded with spendy stuff.
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It's official, NFH is on my hate-fuck list. I guess I'll have to paint my cock gold and buy some Prada condoms.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-26-2005, 07:05 PM
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Guest
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Looks Like The Long-Awaited New Blood Is On Its Way
It was dead and dusted, but Francis had to go and poke it with a stick. |
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