» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
» Online Users: 398 |
| 0 members and 398 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 4,499, 10-26-2015 at 08:55 AM. |
|
 |
|
08-04-2005, 03:12 PM
|
#3526
|
|
Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
continuing in an ongoing manner
|
I think this is redundant.
But sorry about your pesky brother-in-law. That's shitty. |
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 03:31 PM
|
#3527
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think this is redundant.
But sorry about your pesky brother-in-law. That's shitty.
|
Yes, it is shitty. But part of me thinks it's not undeserved. I'll give you a hint, it's a naughty part.
__________________
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 03:37 PM
|
#3528
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
|
At least I can root for JR again.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think this is redundant.
But sorry about your pesky brother-in-law. That's shitty.
|
Peter Forsberg in pumpkin-orange? Now *that's* shitty.
Str8 wasn't kidding -- Leetch to the Bruins? Two Neeeeedermeyers in Anaheim? What the heck is going on? And is there a US television deal yet? |
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 03:43 PM
|
#3529
|
|
Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
|
At least I can root for JR again.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Peter Forsberg in pumpkin-orange? Now *that's* shitty.
Str8 wasn't kidding -- Leetch to the Bruins? Two Neeeeedermeyers in Anaheim? What the heck is going on? And is there a US television deal yet?
|
It's unbelievably fucked up.
eta: I am kind of looking forward to watching Lemieux play with Sidney Crosby, although I'm not sure that Lemieux has anything left. And watching Pittsburgh makes me sad overall. So mixed feelings, I suppose. Still, Sidney Crosby is just so fucking good.
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 08-04-2005 at 03:47 PM..
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 04:11 PM
|
#3530
|
|
World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
|
Well, He Already Has A Porn Name . . .
Iron Mike is contemplating starring in a porn movie.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...enetzky/050720
I saw this account, but the link apparently is nsw:
Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.
The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.
He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry.
"I need the money up front."
Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.
He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.
"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."
http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...b=5&o=0&fpart=
Seems to me he's had problems finishing lately, but maybe they can call in a double for that.
__________________
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 04:14 PM
|
#3531
|
|
WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is this an anti-italian comment or an anti-outside counsel comment?
|
Yes.
__________________
Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 04:32 PM
|
#3532
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
And you care because? You made the effort to come up with a face-saving lie. If they betray your "friendship" by checking up on you, you're better rid of them.
|
2. "Actually, we felt like having a weekend to ourselves and thought that the socially accepted practice of using a white lie was the way to go." |
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 04:45 PM
|
#3533
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
|
At least I can root for JR again.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's unbelievably fucked up.
eta: I am kind of looking forward to watching Lemieux play with Sidney Crosby, although I'm not sure that Lemieux has anything left. And watching Pittsburgh makes me sad overall. So mixed feelings, I suppose. Still, Sidney Crosby is just so fucking good.
|
I think that Mario has at least another year left in his legs, and they signed some beast on defense -- Gonchar, maybe? I think that watching Pittsburgh this upcoming season may not make you sad. |
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 05:18 PM
|
#3534
|
|
Guest
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have a brother in law from hell
|
[flower] Ha! "from hell"! What a pithy and original way to express your extreme distaste for this person. In fact, that little phrase is so catchy I bet it could be used in all kinds of contexts, like:
Job from hell
Hairdo from hell
Mother in law from hell
Overused lazy cliche from hell
You, my friend, are literally reinventing our shared language! Kudos! [/flower] |
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 05:20 PM
|
#3535
|
|
Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
[flower] Ha! "from hell"! What a pithy and original way to express your extreme distaste for this person. In fact, that little phrase is so catchy I bet it could be used in all kinds of contexts, like:
Job from hell
Hairdo from hell
Mother in law from hell
Overused lazy cliche from hell
You, my friend, are literally reinventing our shared language! Kudos! [/flower]
|
Maybe he meant it literally? Could explain his reluctance to return from whence he came.
__________________
"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 05:21 PM
|
#3536
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is this an anti-italian comment or an anti-outside counsel comment?
|
I may be a simple country tax lawyer, but I read it as a means of avoiding the unwanted houseguest. When invaded, do as the Rimmer does.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 05:22 PM
|
#3537
|
|
World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
|
At least I can root for JR again.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's unbelievably fucked up.
eta: I am kind of looking forward to watching Lemieux play with Sidney Crosby, although I'm not sure that Lemieux has anything left. And watching Pittsburgh makes me sad overall. So mixed feelings, I suppose. Still, Sidney Crosby is just so fucking good.
|
Is Rick Astley Canadian? I seem to remember that he is, but others have told me he's English. I was able to find this, that seemed to prove us all right:
"Rick Astley was born, raised and educated as an Electrical Engineer in southern England. He later moved to Canada, first to Quebec and then to Ontario and became a citizen of that country."
However, it's the wrong Rick Astley. http://www.mgcars.org.uk/electrical/bio.html That's almost as bad as Michael Bolton.
__________________
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 05:26 PM
|
#3538
|
|
Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
|
Never going to give you up
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's almost as bad as Michael Bolton.
|
Nothing is as bad as Michael Bolton. |
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 05:29 PM
|
#3539
|
|
halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
|
Never going to give you up
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Nothing is as bad as Michael Bolton.
|
My life was great until that no-talent ass-clown started making records.
__________________
---
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2005, 05:34 PM
|
#3540
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
|
Rude Fats Alert
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
[flower] Ha! "from hell"! What a pithy and original way to express your extreme distaste for this person. In fact, that little phrase is so catchy I bet it could be used in all kinds of contexts, like:
Job from hell
Hairdo from hell
Mother in law from hell
Overused lazy cliche from hell
You, my friend, are literally reinventing our shared language! Kudos! [/flower]
|
You are a small and angry man. But I like that about you. The angry part, anyway. I am indifferent to your smallness.
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
