Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 236

patentparanyc · 08-24-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yes, but he only called you that after two days of you berating him for being a liar, dishonest, a borderline-rapist, a pig, supposedly ripping on RP, etc.* What the hell did you expect? If you were re-lent-less enough he would start kissing your ass like hubby and co-workers and say you were pretty?

*And 10 minutes late. Lest we forget.

Oh poor little TM he so can't handle himself from the shrewish harridan paralegal. wah wah

Sidd Finch · 08-24-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I categorically disagree with everything you have just posted.

Now you know how I feel about Spanky on the Politics Board.

patentparanyc · 08-24-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Oh poor little TM he so can't handle himself from the shrewish harridan paralegal. wah wah

My butt bleeds for him.

Sidd Finch · 08-24-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well then how would you know it's only hurtful when she also asks if it's in? I think you protest too much, stubby.

I am not stubby. Many women have told me that my penis is quite large, and thick.

Maybe we should meet for a drink and you can check and report to the Board.

patentparanyc · 08-24-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I am not stubby. Many women have told me that my penis is quite large, and thick.

Maybe we should meet for a drink and you can check and report to the Board.

Oh just ew. you are such a dirty old man.

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-24-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do you think TM can do the relative thing? Like (and I am not speaking of you, of course, red lingerie girl) considering that someone is not all that, skirt A is more flattering than skirt B? Or would the answer always be "Yeah, you don't look so good in that [because you are not attractive]"?

You can talk directly to me. I don't know what gives you the idea that I can only speak in absolute truths and that I have some kind of impossibly high standard that I apply to women other than Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson. If someone I thought was generally unattractive asked me if they looked better in one outfit or the other, I could very easily tell them which one looked better on them, which one flatters what and so on. I can even tell if they look nicer one day than they have on other days. I've done it many many times.

In the example that won't die, that is not what was called for. And I think it is unbelievably stupid of you to continue to act like I only think supermodels are attractive, especially when so many of us critique actresses and models (male and female) on almost a daily basis. In addition, I have repeated myself, ad nauseum, w/r/t my theory on ratios. But since you can't hear it, I will fill you in again. A good ratio, even on women who are not skinny, is very attractive. A ratio of 1:1 or worse on a significantly overweight person is not attractive to me. Tough shit. If that's how you look, don't volunteer to be rated.

TM

Shape Shifter · 08-24-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can talk directly to me. I don't know what gives you the idea that I can only speak in absolute truths and that I have some kind of impossibly high standard that I apply to women other than Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson. If someone I thought was generally unattractive asked me if they looked better in one outfit or the other, I could very easily tell them which one looked better on them, which one flatters what and so on. I can even tell if they look nicer one day than they have on other days. I've done it many many times.

In the example that won't die, that is not what was called for. And I think it is unbelievably stupid of you to continue to act like I only think supermodels are attractive, especially when so many of us critique actresses and models (male and female) on almost a daily basis. In addition, I have repeated myself, ad nauseum, w/r/t my theory on ratios. But since you can't hear it, I will fill you in again. A good ratio, even on women who are not skinny, is very attractive. A ratio of 1:1 or worse on a significantly overweight person is not attractive to me. Tough shit. If that's how you look, don't volunteer to be rated.

TM

I think Sidd is volunteering. You may need to find a less crowded place for this one, though.

Sidd Finch · 08-24-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think Sidd is volunteering. You may need to find a less crowded place for this one, though.

TM already told me I was hot. I saved the PM.

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-24-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, I am back to thinking you are a sock and that TM is participating in an elaborate farce to generate lots of posts so that we hit 5k while Penske's on vacation.

Or, just because that's the kind of thing he's into.

ETA I think this is a paigow/TM joint venture.

Couldn't be. We couldn't get along long enough to agree on a plan. (And that goes for penske and paigow.)

TM

SlaveNoMore · 08-24-2006, 08:09 PM

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ThurgreedMarshall
You can talk directly to me. I don't know what gives you the idea that I can only speak in absolute truths and that I have some kind of impossibly high standard that I apply to women other than Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson. If someone I thought was generally unattractive asked me if they looked better in one outfit or the other, I could very easily tell them which one looked better on them, which one flatters what and so on. I can even tell if they look nicer one day than they have on other days. I've done it many many times.

In the example that won't die, that is not what was called for. And I think it is unbelievably stupid of you to continue to act like I only think supermodels are attractive, especially when so many of us critique actresses and models (male and female) on almost a daily basis. In addition, I have repeated myself, ad nauseum, w/r/t my theory on ratios. But since you can't hear it, I will fill you in again. A good ratio, even on women who are not skinny, is very attractive. A ratio of 1:1 or worse on a significantly overweight person is not attractive to me. Tough shit. If that's how you look, don't volunteer to be rated.

TM

I keep meaning to ask....did you bring your laser pointer?

Shape Shifter · 08-24-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
TM already told me I was hot. I saved the PM.

He didn't mention anything on the board about ratios. What is the standard for men, anyway?

patentparanyc · 08-24-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
TM already told me I was hot. I saved the PM.

Oh yeah and since your wife is the best and your life is the best, we all just wow, man, we bow down. alleged floppy tits and all.

SlaveNoMore · 08-24-2006, 08:10 PM

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Sidd Finch
TM already told me I was hot. I saved the PM.

As I recall, he actually said "pretty, witty and gaaaaaaaay"

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-24-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do you think TM can do the relative thing? Like (and I am not speaking of you, of course, red lingerie girl) considering that someone is not all that, skirt A is more flattering than skirt B? Or would the answer always be "Yeah, you don't look so good in that [because you are not attractive]"?

I think he probably could. But he could probably answer that much better than I could.

Hank Chinaski · 08-24-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The conversation goes like this:

Female: I can't wait until you are inside me . . .
Male: I am! Can't you feel it??? Am I too small for you?????!!!!!????!!!
Female: [pause] No, no, it's fine. I mean, it's great! I love it.

cue the cathedral joke?