The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Vibrate and heat fancies and preciouses. Minnesota is a very special place.

I'm wondering if there could be some connection between the heating/vibrating and the unsollicited fellatio. I should get a grant to study this.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ironweed
Alan Thompson hit the same shot for Celtic in the UEFA Cup against Liverpool in Anfield in 2003 in the process of beating them 2-0 (3-1 on aggregate) and knocking them out of the cup that year. But now it's all like "Oooooh, Ronaldinho, he's a genius and invented kicking the ball under the wall and I want to have like a thousand of his babies." Please.

If this link works for you you can see the Alan Thompson goal here, with all of the other Celtic goals from that run:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpTfe81H-Fg

Hockey people laugh at soccer people

Spree: video of some 13 YO canadian kid that make Ovechkin and Crosby look like they should be playing sled hockey

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm wondering if there could be some connection between the heating/vibrating and the unsollicited fellatio. I should get a grant to study this.

This Grant studied solicited fellatio, I believe. Give him a call.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not sure why there is a line. Does there have to be one?

The line exists so that contributions to the non-political/lobbying side can be tax deductible.

S_A_M

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Because you've met her, his actions are somehow sacrosanct? Have you in you life only commented on the actions of people who were hermits? Have you never made fun of a Darwin Award nominee? I'm not saying his actions are equivalent, and, if you knew him, I am sorry, but shut your hypocrisy the fuck up.

I didn't know James Kim. I had met his wife socially. She owns a store near my apartment. I guess you're only sorry about his death if I knew him personally, so I'm going to miss out on the all-important Less consolation/validation while I am writing a letter of condolence to a woman who lost her husband.

I'm not saying he did everything right. I just wanted to be able to come to the Fashion Board and not have to hear that he was an idiot. If that makes me a hypocrite, so be it. There are far worse things to be, Less.

[SlaveNoMore]

Cocaine is a helluva drug, part 8.

This girl is fucking bonkers. Here's her latest email rant:

Lindsay Lohan's entire crazy email has been leaked and it makes even less sense than you thought it would.

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.


But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Her mother is clearly an uncaring whore, but seriously, don't you think an aunt or uncle, at this point, would step up and have her confined to a rehab center?

ETA: looks like my comrade muckracker NFH already beat me to this one. Foiled again.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I didn't know James Kim. I had met his wife socially. She owns a store near my apartment. I guess you're only sorry about his death if I knew him personally, so I'm going to miss out on the all-important Less consolation/validation while I am writing a letter of condolence to a woman who lost her husband.

I'm not saying he did everything right. I just wanted to be able to come to the Fashion Board and not have to hear that he was an idiot. If that makes me a hypocrite, so be it. There are far worse things to be, Less.

I'm with Jack. the poor man died trying to save his family. and that is a horrible tragedy for the poor wife and those poor babies. Imagine how they feel. They must feel like their heart was ripped out and stomped on. Poor little kids. poor baby.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I didn't know James Kim. I had met his wife socially. She owns a store near my apartment. I guess you're only sorry about his death if I knew him personally, so I'm going to miss out on the all-important Less consolation/validation while I am writing a letter of condolence to a woman who lost her husband.

I'm not saying he did everything right. I just wanted to be able to come to the Fashion Board and not have to hear that he was an idiot. If that makes me a hypocrite, so be it. There are far worse things to be, Less.

FYI, the news reports here indicated that his efforts were "superhuman" in trying to get out and save his family.

[nononono]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Cocaine is a helluva drug, part 8.

This girl is fucking bonkers. Here's her latest email rant:



Her mother is clearly an uncaring whore, but seriously, don't you think an aunt or uncle, at this point, would step up and have her confined to a rehab center?

ETA: looks like my comrade muckracker NFH already beat me to this one. Foiled again.

Ahem. Different n-name.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I didn't know James Kim. I had met his wife socially. She owns a store near my apartment. I guess you're only sorry about his death if I knew him personally, so I'm going to miss out on the all-important Less consolation/validation while I am writing a letter of condolence to a woman who lost her husband.

I'm not saying he did everything right. I just wanted to be able to come to the Fashion Board and not have to hear that he was an idiot. If that makes me a hypocrite, so be it. There are far worse things to be, Less.

The thing is Jack, while I don't doubt your sincerity on the matter, your first post was kinda more of a perverse starf***er post. You could have just said it nicer, that's all, without making it about you.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The thing is Jack, while I don't doubt your sincerity on the matter, your first post was kinda more of a perverse starf***er post. You could have just said it nicer, that's all, without making it about you.

Ok, you guys can just go fuck yourselves--I can't make one serious post without breaking the board? What, I have to be a funny little clown monkey all the goddamm time for you people?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ok, you guys can just go fuck yourselves--I can make one serious post without breaking the board? What, I have to be a funny little clown monkey all the goddamm time for you people?

What are you going to do, stab us? Oh, that's right, you haven't invented the internet stabbing machine yet. Dumbass.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ok, you guys can just go fuck yourselves--I can make one serious post without breaking the board? What, I have to be a funny little clown monkey all the goddamm time for you people?

Do I have to bail you out all the time?

Get Santa Drunk.

Use the arrow keys to move Santa around. Avoid the train tracks.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I didn't know James Kim. I had met his wife socially. She owns a store near my apartment. I guess you're only sorry about his death if I knew him personally, so I'm going to miss out on the all-important Less consolation/validation while I am writing a letter of condolence to a woman who lost her husband.

I'm not saying he did everything right. I just wanted to be able to come to the Fashion Board and not have to hear that he was an idiot. If that makes me a hypocrite, so be it. There are far worse things to be, Less.

Now, isn't that a better way of putting it than your prior "but if anyone else here feels the need to further criticize James Kim's actions, may I politely suggest you shut the fuck up"?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What are you going to do, stab us? Oh, that's right, you haven't invented the internet stabbing machine yet. Dumbass.

Note to Product Testing and Development division: Aim for Coltrane's small penis when conducting testing.