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03-29-2004, 05:36 PM
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#3541
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
All this penis talk is making me very horny. Thanks, everyone, it's turned out to be a happy day after all.
Right now I would like to have sex with Jeff Goldblum as he looked when he made Earth Girls Are Easy. Good god, what a body.
I note that Geena Davis had an incredible body, too -- wasn't she a swimsuit or lingerie model once upon a time?
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Really? Goldblum? Learn something new every day.
Geena Davis is a man.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-29-2004, 05:42 PM
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#3542
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Confidential to Robust Puppy
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Better brace yourself.
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Yeah, I thought about that, but whatever. |
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03-29-2004, 05:42 PM
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#3543
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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baseball players
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Really? Goldblum? Learn something new every day.
Geena Davis is a man.
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Really? You'd think his pregnancy would have made headline news, then. Go figure.
I am also surprised by RP's lustful feelings for Goldblum. I always picture him from that Woody Allen movie (Annie Hall?) at a Hollywood party where he's on the phone in the background looking for his "guru"(?) because he's forgotten his mantra. |
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03-29-2004, 05:46 PM
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#3544
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Really? Goldblum? Learn something new every day.
Geena Davis is a man.
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She's my kind of man. |
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03-29-2004, 05:48 PM
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#3545
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
She's my kind of man.
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Quelle suprise, Wellesley girl. |
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03-29-2004, 05:52 PM
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#3546
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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No fucking way.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Rumor: Orlando Bloom to be new 007. Of course, this is total bullshit. Please, God, let it be total bullshit.
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Too wussy. I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio wussy.
Bond is a supposed to be a man, not a boy. Why not just fucking cast Justin Timberlake, and Hilary Duff as the chick?
ETA, damn, beaten by bilmore. And it's only right now that I remember that those little blond frog-looking kids are the "Olsen twins."
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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03-29-2004, 05:54 PM
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#3547
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Quelle suprise, Wellesley girl.
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That would be Smith.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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03-29-2004, 05:55 PM
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#3548
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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I have decided whom I want to look like
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What are these character traits? Unjustified arrogance? Pseudo-hipness?
Flower
6'4"
Miniscule Penis
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It didn't look miniscule to me.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-29-2004, 05:55 PM
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#3549
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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baseball players
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Geena Davis is a man.
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I just read that Geena Davis is in Mensa. I conclude that, if a man, Geena Davis has a small penis.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-29-2004, 05:59 PM
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#3550
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Originally posted by purse junkie
That would be Smith.
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Please. The seven sisters are all in bed together. |
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03-29-2004, 06:01 PM
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#3551
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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No fucking way.
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Originally posted by purse junkie
And it's only right now that I remember that those little blond frog-looking kids are the "Olsen twins."
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They'll make a good Bambi and Thumper in some remake of Diamonds are Forever. |
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03-29-2004, 06:04 PM
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#3552
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Update on my courageous stand
You know, I think sellers on e-bay (along with everyone else in the world -- including legions of professional athletes) must read this board, because ever since taking my brave stand against non-feedback-giving sellers (who don't put up feedback when payment is received), all transactions I've been involved in have had sellers who put up feedback as soon as my money is in their hot little hands.
Behold, the power of the FB.
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03-29-2004, 06:10 PM
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#3553
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Update on my courageous stand
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Originally posted by dtb
You know, I think sellers on e-bay (along with everyone else in the world -- including legions of professional athletes) must read this board, because ever since taking my brave stand against non-feedback-giving sellers (who don't put up feedback when payment is received), all transactions I've been involved in have had sellers who put up feedback as soon as my money is in their hot little hands.
Behold, the power of the FB.
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How many e-bay transactions have you been involved in since then? (wasn't the stand taken about 3 days ago?) e-bay addict. Please tell me you aren't just buying stuff for the boxes and making your house into a rat maze of stacked online purchases. |
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03-29-2004, 06:10 PM
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#3554
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Update on my courageous stand
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Originally posted by dtb
since taking my brave stand against non-feedback-giving sellers (who don't put up feedback when payment is received), all transactions I've been involved in have had sellers who put up feedback as soon as my money is in their hot little hands.
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"all transactions?" your post was just a few days ago. do you have the ebay sickness? do you buy a dozen things a week? We were monitoring/spying on my BIL's account, and he was buying 6 or 7 things A DAY. tell me this was just a busy week for you.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-29-2004, 06:11 PM
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#3555
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Update on my courageous stand
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Originally posted by dtb
You know, I think sellers on e-bay (along with everyone else in the world -- including legions of professional athletes) must read this board, because ever since taking my brave stand against non-feedback-giving sellers (who don't put up feedback when payment is received), all transactions I've been involved in have had sellers who put up feedback as soon as my money is in their hot little hands.
Behold, the power of the FB.
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Now, as I have offered my support of your cause, can you please make my sellers behave?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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