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08-11-2004, 04:59 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Well then, what about Rats?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, Disney just blows. [Rant, rant RANT about Disney, Sesame Street, and Electric Company sucking ass. Only possible bright lights in Sebby's broken, darkened childhood are Warner Brothers and Tom and Jerry]
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Poll: For what percentage of Sebby's Hates With the Anger of a Big Fucking Fireball do you hold either ambivalence or actually (gasp) like?
Over the years, I've realized that I'm probably somewhere in the high 80's.
Nortmally I'd use this to conclude that I probably shouldn't go out of my way to actually MEET Sebby, as he probably wouldn't be that impressed. Then I realize that given the above, it'd probably be an impossibility even if I tried, as my wearing the improper suit would mark me from about 100 yards away, to say nothing of the shoes.
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08-11-2004, 04:59 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My puppy was caught chewing the transmitter of my heart rate monitor this morning, and testing has proven that it's now destroyed. Does anyone know if you can just get the transmitter part, and if so, where?
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Along similar lines, the cleaners just lost the pants to a suit that I have worn exactly once. Is it possible to get replacement pants for a suit?
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08-11-2004, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So what you're saying is that before you take your date home, you'd go to Burger King first?
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If I was an elite athlete and millionaire and I had a few hot young things with me, willing to do whatever the fuck I wanted AND I had probably had sex with innumerable such women, I would do whatever the fuck I wanted before taking them home to have sex with them. What the fuck are they going to say? "Replace me with some other hot young thing, please?" And since it's a regular thing for elite athletes (having sex with hot young things), the sex part really is no big deal and there's no need to rush.
In fact (and I'm no elite athlete, but I've had my share of casual sex), I often do whatever the fuck I want before having sex with hot young things because I know I can fuck them whenever I want.
So, yeah. If I wanted a Whopper for before, during or after my blow jobs and MFF, I would go to Burger King first.
What I don't get is why he went at all. He could have been playing Playstation while they went to fetch the Whoppers for him.
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08-11-2004, 05:02 PM
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#3544
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
People like TO are freaked out because gayness fucks with their fragile male egos.
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You men really overcomplicate things. "Inchoate sex crimes"? Most guys over the age of 20 spent their first ten school years hearing the rabidly ignorant schoolboy ultimate-insult of "queer", "fag", "homo". It's drummed into them, without any deeper explanation, that it is simply the worst thing boys can call each other. Growing up, those deep lessons stay strong. Men back away from gay because, deep in their little hypothalmusi, they're afraid someone else will call THEM gay. And they don't know why that's bad, they just know that it always has been, and is. Sometimes a cigar is just something to ram up a pit bull's ass. |
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08-11-2004, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What I don't get is why he went at all. He could have been playing Playstation while they went to fetch the Whoppers for him.
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I bet he had a special order like no onions and he didn't trust them to not fuck it up.
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08-11-2004, 05:02 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Along similar lines, the cleaners just lost the pants to a suit that I have worn exactly once. Is it possible to get replacement pants for a suit?
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easy. go back to Men's Warehouse and buy another pair off the rack. |
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08-11-2004, 05:03 PM
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#3547
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
[continued commentary on/interpretation of Atticus and related blather]
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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08-11-2004, 05:04 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
He has said on more than one occasion that he would not be in the same locker room with a gay man. Amazing since he played with Garcia all these years.
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He's obviously afraid he'll "accidentally" shove his dick in the gay guys ass or mouth.
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08-11-2004, 05:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If I was an elite athlete and millionaire and I had a few hot young things with me, willing to do whatever the fuck I wanted AND I had probably had sex with innumerable such women, I would do whatever the fuck I wanted before taking them home to have sex with them. What the fuck are they going to say? "Replace me with some other hot young thing, please?" And since it's a regular thing for elite athletes (having sex with hot young things), the sex part really is no big deal and there's no need to rush.
In fact (and I'm no elite athlete, but I've had my share of casual sex), I often do whatever the fuck I want before having sex with hot young things because I know I can fuck them whenever I want.
So, yeah. If I wanted a Whopper for before, during or after my blow jobs and MFF, I would go to Burger King first.
What I don't get is why he went at all. He could have been playing Playstation while they went to fetch the Whoppers for him.
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Every guy here should be able to comprehend some degree of what it's like to be an elite athlete. Am I the only one who dated a sophomore when I was a senior in HS?
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08-11-2004, 05:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by SEC Issues
You men really overcomplicate things. "Inchoate sex crimes"? Most guys over the age of 20 spent their first ten school years hearing the rabidly ignorant schoolboy ultimate-insult of "queer", "fag", "homo". It's drummed into them, without any deeper explanation, that it is simply the worst thing boys can call each other. Growing up, those deep lessons stay strong. Men back away from gay because, deep in their little hypothalmusi, they're afraid someone else will call THEM gay. And they don't know why that's bad, they just know that it always has been, and is. Sometimes a cigar is just something to ram up a pit bull's ass.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-11-2004, 05:05 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Along similar lines, the cleaners just lost the pants to a suit that I have worn exactly once. Is it possible to get replacement pants for a suit?
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See Flinty's response re: RT's heart monitor transmitter.
Let's hope that your options aren't really THAT similar to RT's.
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08-11-2004, 05:05 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
easy. go back to Men's Warehouse and buy another pair off the rack.
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Very funny. I shop at Ann Taylor. Being a size 2 helps my self-esteem.
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08-11-2004, 05:06 PM
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#3553
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
easy. go back to Men's Warehouse and buy another pair off the rack.
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Only after you check the cleaner's ass. |
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08-11-2004, 05:06 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet he had a special order like no onions and he didn't trust them to not fuck it up.
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That is so gay. nttawwt.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-11-2004, 05:07 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Only after you check the cleaner's ass.
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That is so gay. nttawwt.
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