The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Fugee]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Now, isn't that a better way of putting it than your prior "but if anyone else here feels the need to further criticize James Kim's actions, may I politely suggest you shut the fuck up"?

Or he could have just said he knew them and was making a Perelman Request -- a la BnB!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Note to Product Testing and Development division: Aim for Coltrane's small penis when conducting testing.

No way you'll be able to calibrate it to hit something so small. Hah!

Wait.

What?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You don't cry every year during "One Shining Moment"?

There are some nights I like to sit at home, alone, with a bottle of wine, listening to Jock Jams (Volumes I and II!), with a box of tissues handy. When I'm feeling sentimental.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Great, now you tell me. I'm already knocked up by Ronaldinho.

You like the fats?

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Cocaine is a helluva drug, part 8.

This girl is fucking bonkers. Here's her latest email rant:

Is this authentic? Is there a chance that she is doing it intentionally to screw with the media?

S_A_M

P.S. If not . . . DAMN!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Now, isn't that a better way of putting it than your prior "but if anyone else here feels the need to further criticize James Kim's actions, may I politely suggest you shut the fuck up"?

No. You've taken all the balls out of his post, you fucking bully.

[Paisley]

I just parked behind a 3-series BMW with the license plate "I :love: MYLTL."* Anything we should know?


*OK, not exactly, but where is the plain heart smiley?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Paisley
I just parked behind a 3-series BMW with the license plate "I :love: MYLTL."* Anything we should know?


*OK, not exactly, but where is the plain heart smiley?

Maybe it is the guy crushing on me at work. Wait. Work people aren't supposed to know about this place.

str8?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Paisley
I just parked behind a 3-series BMW with the license plate "I :love: MYLTL."* Anything we should know?


*OK, not exactly, but where is the plain heart smiley?

Isn't it weird that people in California can get a heart as a character in their license plates?* I've never seen that before and I would think that police officers (911 operators?) would bust out laughing if someone reporting a crime had to whip out "and getaway car was a green Ford Fusion, license plate number I[heart]LASSIE".



*don't make me regurgitate my LVNCS license plate story here. I know I've told it at least 3 times already.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Isn't it weird that people in California can get a heart as a character in their license plates?* I've never seen that before and I would think that police officers (911 operators?) would bust out laughing if someone reporting a crime had to whip out "and getaway car was a green Ford Fusion, license plate number I[heart]LASSIE".



*don't make me regurgitate my LVNCS license plate story here. I know I've told it at least 3 times already.

I've never understood vanity plates. There's no way in hell I'd want my license plate to be easily remembered. You never know when you need to make a quick, anonymous getaway.

ETA: ncs's footnote makes me think that I've probably made this statement repeatedly over the years, too. It'll be followed, if memory serves correctly, by a snippy comment from Thurgreed or Burger about my driving. We're all an old married couple.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
Is this authentic? Is there a chance that she is doing it intentionally to screw with the media?

S_A_M

P.S. If not . . . DAMN!

I can't find where I read this dreck earlier today but there are some new allegations that she's doing oxycontin in addition to coke and alcohol and what-have-you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Isn't it weird that people in California can get a heart as a character in their license plates?* I've never seen that before and I would think that police officers (911 operators?) would bust out laughing if someone reporting a crime had to whip out "and getaway car was a green Ford Fusion, license plate number I[heart]LASSIE".



*don't make me regurgitate my LVNCS license plate story here. I know I've told it at least 3 times already.

I searched "lvncs" and found nada. spill it.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You like the fats?

Ronaldo = Fat
Ronaldinho = Skinny

Hank, don't let Ironweak's slight of hand fool you. Yes, both Celtic and Barcelona (Ronaldinho's team) play in the top league in their respective countries. Barcelona is also one of the best clubs in Europe, as evidenced by the fact that it won the Champions League last year. Celtic? Well, Celtic is one of the best clubs in Scotland.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I figured. thank you.

eta that this post is not meant to sound snarky. It kind of does but that wasn't my intention.

I sat on the board of their politcal arm (Planned Parent Advoctes) as one of their token Republicans for many years. Made me rather unpopular at GOP conventions. Donations to Planned Parenthood are tax deductible, donations to PPA are not. Although Planned Parenthood can send out "informational" mailers and Ads etc about candidates and bills before congress etc, only PPA can push a political agenda (endorse candidates etc).

If you are interested in helping the organization PM me.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I searched "lvncs" and found nada. spill it.

It might be case sensitive.


*I may be the only one who finds this funny. If this is the case, I apologize.