Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are you drinking?

That's the next experiment

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That's the next experiment

Who would have thought that a Rice Krispie Treat beer cozy would work better than a foam one? OTOH, I'm not surprised that bagels and glazed donuts did not work well.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Who would have thought that a Rice Krispie Treat beer cozy would work better than a foam one? OTOH, I'm not surprised that bagels and glazed donuts did not work well.

the rice krispie one will get your hand all sticky-gross, especially on a hot day. I'd go with the bagel.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Who would have thought that a Rice Krispie Treat beer cozy would work better than a foam one?

If you got a foam one that thick, I'll bet it would perform as well. Rice crispies, like foam, are mostly air.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When I was a sophomore in HS, I had a crush on this junior cheerleader who was dating the starting senior quarterback. Somehow, I temporarily convinced her to break up with him. She eventually got back together with him, but confessed that she still really liked me. When the latter occurred, I drove over to her house and rang the doorbell. She answered. I stood there holding the mix tape she made for me (I don't recall any of the songs, but I guarantee one of them was by Bell Biv Devoe). I showed the tape to her and broke it in half with one hand. It was truly dramatic. Oh how she cried. Good times!

After, I was so amazed that I actually broke the tape with one hand, I attempted to reenact it at home. I couldn't do it.

Where in the scene does "In Your Eyes" start?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by dc_chef
That would explain the royalty check.

If you are still getting them, it may be time for me to file that complaint against Tom. Assuming he's returned from India, or wherever it waws that he fled after consumating his fraud(s) (in my opinion, of course).

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
No.

You?

Soon.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
by ncs

[outable][long story, showing ncs used to run with some semi-pro rockers][/outable]

The only reason it's outable is that there are so few lawyers that were ever anything close to cool.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by nononono
But to all future brides, some advice: if, before you are married, you're hardly having sex, what sex you are having is really not your style, and you have already had to cut off all conversation about finances and turn them all over to him because your styles were so utterly incompatible, then you need to put the pretty dress back on the hanger and take a breather. Oh, also if he cross-examines you on your spending even though you double his earnings, have paid off his debt and got him into your fabulous rent-stabilized apartment in the poshest neighborhood ever; or if he wants to make you do things, even socialize, exactly the way he does, pay attention and stop.right.there.

I don't know what you call a woman that's pussy whipped, but this is an example.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tables R Us
The only reason it's outable is that there are so few lawyers that were ever anything close to cool.

my ex-aunt had her fake son shoot cum on her in American Pie 6. Am I cool?

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Soon.

[Dr. Penske]

Straight off the fuckin' streets of NOR-PAC
King of the boards you read through em on your Mac
or PC rollin' on dubs
How you feelin' whoopty=whoop wigga whut?
Penske and Hank chronic'ed out by their Macs
with Penske laying back, sippin' on 'gnac (yeah)
Slide on a sock, dippin' through boards (what thread?)
Yahoo, Infirm, Lawtalkers!
FB out to the North-Westside (nor-wessyde)
It's Seattle Love, this Seattle bud got a wigga gang of pub
I'm on one, I might bail up in the Politics Board
with my socks on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then find, a little leftie to poke on (whassup Ty?)
it's on for the two-triple-oh
Comin' real, it's the next episode...

[Hank]
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
for the posters who be thinkin' we soft
We don't, playyyyyyy
We gon' post 'til the hits drop off
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
for my posters who be actin' too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY....
.... pm weed everyday!

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by LessinSF
If you are still getting them, it may be time for me to file that complaint against Tom. Assuming he's returned from India, or wherever it waws that he fled after consumating his fraud(s) (in my opinion, of course).

I never got any royalties. So much for my business skills.

[Sparklehorse]

I had read elsewhere, and then forgotten, that bacon is the new, hot ingredient in desserts. To confirm this trend, the latest Gourmet has a recipe for Candied Bacon.

Basically, you cook bacon and then you sprinkle sugar on it and cook it until it carmelizes.

If anyone actually wants the recipe, I can post in on the cooking thread.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I had read elsewhere, and then forgotten, that bacon is the new, hot ingredient in desserts. To confirm this trend, the latest Gourmet has a recipe for Candied Bacon.

Basically, you cook bacon and then you sprinkle sugar on it and cook it until it carmelizes.

If anyone actually wants the recipe, I can post in on the cooking thread.

I assume that you would use a gherkin on a candied BLT?

aV

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I had read elsewhere, and then forgotten, that bacon is the new, hot ingredient in desserts. To confirm this trend, the latest Gourmet has a recipe for Candied Bacon.

Basically, you cook bacon and then you sprinkle sugar on it and cook it until it carmelizes.

If anyone actually wants the recipe, I can post in on the cooking thread.

Perfect Bacon Martini
Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease. In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash tabasco, and one dash olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with one slice of bacon.