Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I am no longer comfortable working for a group largely populated by gossips, backstabbers and Napoleonic personalities.

I'm pretty sure this guy isn't a regular FB poster.
So many of the people who post here say hurtful things seemingly just to do so- i think some have real self-confidence problems. Others seem to be so controlling, like they need to be in charge and keep order in this forum- i think some are shorter than they claim to be.

I come here to get bonus info, but I do see the above behaviors in many of you.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Apparently she shat herself while sitting on a white leather couch which was later thrown away.

Stories like this make EVERYONE feel better. I can't imagine doing this. How awful.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Way to kill the board, assfuck.

Kenyanthropus platyops called. He wants his cranial capacity back.



Hank Chinaski!
retreading Politics posts one at a time! SM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by taxwonk
This is definitely one area where size matters, I would think. And if I had to guess, I would also guess that most women would prefer the short bus where the backroad is involved.

Dammit. Now I have to change my location, Wonk. Way to fucking go.

[Pretty Little Flower]

The horrific wailing was so disturbing last night that the woman next door called 911. They figured out it was a raccoon and the 911 people had animal control call her in the middle of the night. Animal control's attitude was "If you have a problem with a raccoon, then you are going to have to trap it and deal with it yourself."

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Stories like this make EVERYONE feel better. I can't imagine doing this. How awful.

As if you haven't done worse.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I invented talking about personal assfucking experiences on this board:

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...agenumber=1149

You wish, buddy.

Don't make me go digging up posts on that site which shall not be named. If anyone has a claim to the title of "Anal Fetish Convo Starter" it's DS/BRC, followed closely by me.

I will give you credit for bringing "slot C" to the board, however. That was a pretty good thread you started.

:cheers:

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"If you have a problem with a raccoon, then you are going to have to trap it and deal with it yourself."

Give her my number. Tell her my racoon exterminating services are availble for a reasonable fee. Also tell her it helps if she has a cat.

[Not Bob]

Ouch. Bolts bitch-slap Flames
still, a road split is Not Bad
Betty Windsor smiles

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You wish, buddy.

Don't make me go digging up posts on that site which shall not be named. If anyone has a claim to the title of "Anal Fetish Convo Starter" it's DS/BRC, followed closely by me.

I will give you credit for bringing "slot C" to the board, however. That was a pretty good thread you started.

:cheers:

I know, I know. It was an idle claim. Isn't everything that starts "I invented..."?

Also, I can't take credit for starting the Slot C discussion. I may, in fact, have popularized it by talking about the assfucking demands of my then-girlfriend. But some other cat or bird started it in a Kobe Bryant discussion...

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i think some are shorter than they claim to be.

I think some of the women are fatter than they claim to be.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you need to get your mind off the carbs....cheese sandwichs, burgers, burritos...

that lady is an exercise instructor because San Fran. has a LAW where you HAVE to accept the fat people- its not okay everywhere.

I don't HAVE to accept fat people. I just need to let them keep their job.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I don't HAVE to accept fat people. I just need to let them keep their job.

Actually in San Fran you have to hire them for jobs they are physically incapable of performing.

[mmm3587]

Man, I was looking back at the few days after the Slot C discussion, and I love my material back then. Good stuff! I'll have to take my secretary out to lunch again and butter her up for a summer of quality FB posting.

In other news, BB5 and AR3(?) debut together July 6. Fuck, that is a long time. I may need to get HDTV before that.

[mmm3587]

Does it count as breaking the board if it's the middle of the night? I kept checking back diligently for you fuckers to keep me company. Geez, kids today. Get to work!