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04-26-2005, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is why you should just give me cash.
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You'll get that during the money dance.
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04-26-2005, 07:25 PM
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#3557
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is why you should just give me cash.
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I like when people register because it saves me from having to think about it. If you aren't going to register, specify no gifts or ask people to donate to a charity or something. Or informally tell me you just want cash.
"Cash bar, buffet dinner, kegs of Mich Light" -- jesus, Coltrane, you aren't going to get in anywhere special with that lineup, you cheap fuck.
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04-26-2005, 07:28 PM
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like when people register because it saves me from having to think about it. If you aren't going to register, specify no gifts or ask people to donate to a charity or something. Or informally tell me you just want cash.
"Cash bar, buffet dinner, kegs of Mich Light" -- jesus, Coltrane, you aren't going to get in anywhere special with that lineup, you cheap fuck.
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That's all they allow at the VFW hall.
God I hate cash bars. No one brings cash to a wedding. And there's never a cash machine close by. I hate that.
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04-26-2005, 07:28 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A registry for post-divorce/breakup men, however, would probably fill a great need.
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I don't think the stores care what the occassion is. You can probably go ahead and let your friends know about the registry. Again, I recommend Spec's.
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04-26-2005, 07:30 PM
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#3560
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No one brings cash to a wedding. And there's never a cash machine close by. I hate that.
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So what do you do at the money dance if you have no cash?
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04-26-2005, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't think the stores care what the occassion is. You can probably go ahead and let your friends know about the registry. Again, I recommend Spec's.
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Not a bad idea. I recommend to us all that next time a male friend enters a post-relationship era, we throw a party where everyone brings a bottle of whatever, a piece of old furniture, and a plate, fork, knife and spoon.
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04-26-2005, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A registry for post-divorce/breakup men, however, would probably fill a great need.
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Is this why you need that bj? Hm.
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04-26-2005, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Enjoy your nutcracker. You better have an open bar.
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Coltrane, a word to the wise: Make sure you don't pass out at your wedding if shapey is attending. He may try to give your new bride a gravy boat.
etfs natch, damn you fringey
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04-26-2005, 07:32 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So what do you do at the money dance if you have no cash?
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I suspect I'll be out of cash after Sequels dances the money dance.
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04-26-2005, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is this why you need that bj? Hm.
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No. I just haven't gotten around to having those ribs removed.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-26-2005, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Coltrane, a word to the wise: Make sure you don't pass out at your wedding if shapey is attending. He may try to give your new bridge a gravy boat.
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Interesting typo. Though, I agree, but SS calls it a "ride in his gravy boat" in my experience. ymmv.
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04-26-2005, 07:36 PM
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So what do you do at the money dance if you have no cash?
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Deleted. In my head it sounded funny, on the screen it sounds smarmy.
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04-26-2005, 07:39 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
A nice crotch rub usually suffices.
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Okay, I admit it, what with the interest in cars, sorority time and this, you're starting to go into the "Would Do" column in my head. Hank, I'm sorry, but this means you're out.
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04-26-2005, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Cash bar, buffet dinner, kegs of Mich Light" -- jesus, Coltrane, you aren't going to get in anywhere special with that lineup, you cheap fuck.
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Is this an intentional whiff? It will be a normal wedding for god's sake -- the bar will even remain open during dinner.
I agree with your rationale behind a registry -- people are going to buy you gifts, whether you ask for them or not (and even when you specifically request that you don't want them). I would rather buy one of my friends something he/she wants than randomly buy a gift that will most likely be returned.
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04-26-2005, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Paigow here are your gift suggestions
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Okay, I admit it, what with the interest in cars, sorority time and this, you're starting to go into the "Would Do" column in my head. Hank, I'm sorry, but this means you're out.
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Sorority time is a plus? You will have to stay in the other bedroom Tues night. And Monday. And all other days.
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