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11-10-2005, 06:52 PM
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#3556
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Cooter
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I missed the background on this.
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11-10-2005, 06:53 PM
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#3557
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why do you sign all your posts? Can I bring back the parenthetical?
ABBA(an honest question)Kiss
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No. No parantheticals. In deference to the departed Paigow, who first told me to stop using them.
May she guest in peace.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-10-2005, 06:53 PM
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#3558
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Which gender did they select?
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Ancient history. By now the choice is de minimus.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-10-2005 at 06:56 PM..
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11-10-2005, 06:54 PM
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#3559
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. No parantheticals. In deference to the departed Paigow, who first told me to stop using them.
May she guest in peace.
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Can I sign all my posts "TM"?
ETA: ABBA("TM")Kiss |
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11-10-2005, 06:54 PM
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#3560
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I missed the background on this.
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Shaved, bald, disco mitt, landing strip... a cornucopia of them.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-10-2005, 06:55 PM
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#3561
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by LessinSF
One said Targreed was.
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Good times. Good times.
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11-10-2005, 06:55 PM
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#3562
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
In deference to the departed Paigow, who first told me to stop using them.
May she guest in peace.
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I miss her terribly. [sniff]
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-10-2005, 06:56 PM
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#3563
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I brought Cooter here. I still use it, which means you probably shouldn't.
My wife got her friends using it. I kinda dig it when they use it. Its dirty-cute.
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You may have brought the Cooter here, but I marketed the first CooterBurger. You're still getting royalties for the Chocolate Starfish on the dessert menu. What are you complaining about?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-10-2005, 06:56 PM
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#3564
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Dude.
Super Scrabble. (addictive website if you like board games)
200 tiles. Quadruple word score. Bigger board.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-10-2005 at 06:59 PM..
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11-10-2005, 06:56 PM
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#3565
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you see baby pictures of Pretty Little Flower he has all these part-blue part-pink outfits. It wasn't until he was about two when his parents picked a gender for raising him.
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"Another time I was cut from the highschool football team... and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback but the McNeal's have gained a daughter"... and in front of the other players too... priceless!... good times... good times..."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-10-2005, 06:57 PM
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#3566
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Smashing. It was silly of me to even ask, classics never go out of style.
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Speaking of which... what is that artistic abortion you've been using for an avatar? Go back to standard Jesus. I like the creepiness of it. You know, the one with the subtle halo effect around it.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-10-2005, 06:57 PM
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#3567
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why do you sign all your posts? Can I bring back the parenthetical?
ABBA(an honest question)Kiss
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So I can search for stupid things I've said in the past easier. Because I long for the good old days. Because, if I can't think of good things to put in a parenthetical anymore, I need a reminder of when I could. Because I am an egomaniac who likes to see my name. Because one time Plated said he hated the abbreviation of my name, so I put it in everything I do in the hopes that it would bother him if he ever actually visited.
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11-10-2005, 07:01 PM
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#3568
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not me. I had a blow induced freak out (thought I was having heart attack) and had an epiphany on the beach (North Carolina back in 1994) that religion is possibly the dumbest thing imaginable.
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I think I have told this story before, but for all the long-time-lurker-potential-newbers out there, I will repeat it.
When I was in college, there was this handyman-type dude who was hired by our slumlord landlord company. We would call him Jerry because he looked kind of like Jerry Garcia. He use to hang around a fair amount and sometimes get high with us and occasionally pretend to do some handyman-type work around the house. Then, after winter break, he came back and told us about a drug-related freak out that he had on the beach. He had taken what I can only imagine was a huge amount of acid. Unlike Sebastian, however, the experience did not confirm his anti-religious zealotry, in part because he saw and spoke with God there on that beach on New Year's Eve with a head full of acid. Soon, Jesus freak pamphlets would beging to appear around the house, and we kind of kept our distance from old Jerry. Then, one day we came back from class and saw that the big tree in our front yard had been cut down. Moreover, a cross had been cut into the flat part of the stump with the chainsaw, and red paint had been splashed on the stump-cross in the stigmata areas.
I wish post-fake-heart-attack-Sebastian had been around to talk some sense into him. Maybe we could have saved that tree.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-10-2005, 07:01 PM
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#3569
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I can search for stupid things I've said in the past easier. Because I long for the good old days. Because, if I can't think of good things to put in a parenthetical anymore, I need a reminder of when I could. Because I am an egomaniac who likes to see my name. Because one time Plated said he hated the abbreviation of my name, so I put it in everything I do in the hopes that it would bother him if he ever actually visited.
TM
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When did you ever say something stupid?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-10-2005, 07:03 PM
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#3570
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You may have brought the Cooter here, but I marketed the first CooterBurger. You're still getting royalties for the Chocolate Starfish on the dessert menu. What are you complaining about?
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You mean the strips of carpaccio in the center of the plate with alfalfa sprouts bunched above it?
We shitcanned that appetizer months ago; sold worse than the Chocolate Submarine in raspberry sauce. People actually walked out when we served that.
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