New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 239

dtb · 10-23-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
RT posted a break-up script covering this exact (I think) topic not too long ago. If I knew how to search, I'd find it for you.

Ahh, NotBob, you are, as ever, NotUnhelpful. I too was looking for her script, but couldn't remember a keyword that would winnow the number of results to something manageable.

RT? A reprise?

purse junkie · 10-23-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
The visual to accompany this should be the old SNL bit with Garrett Morris.

Sadly, don't know it. But as I understand it, *any* bit involving Garrett Morris ought to involve 'snow.'

notcasesensitive · 10-23-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Prosciutto with melons makes a lovely appetizer.

why must you always make references to your TITS? do you think that we forget that you have robust puppies?

robustpuppy · 10-23-2003, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
why must you always make references to your TITS?

I thought I was drawing attention to my fascination with salty cured meats.

Say_hello_for_me · 10-23-2003, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Ahh, NotBob, you are, as ever, NotUnhelpful. I too was looking for her script, but couldn't remember a keyword that would winnow the number of results to something manageable.

RT? A reprise?

Its post #790

NotFromHere · 10-23-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm assuming barely's mother didn't buy it because he was on the show. I'm assuming she bought it because she heard him perform and liked his voice. The only connection with the show would be that that is where she heard him sing.

TM

Just an FYI and for no other reason, Clay has been doing the TV circuit promoting his new disc (why do they call them albums?) He was on Leno the other night, and the song he sang sounded a lot better than the crap they made him sing on the show.

Replaced_Texan · 10-23-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Its post #790

did it work?

taxwonk · 10-23-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Prosciutto with melons makes a lovely appetizer.

I love to serve that with a pair of robust puppies

NotFromHere · 10-23-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
As opposed to the average male American woman's height?

Dammit. I was almost nearly "average height" until this stupid chart. Time to go out and get some seriously slutty spike heels.

Damn, are we all short? Female American woman's height-wise I mean.

notcasesensitive · 10-23-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Damn, are we all short? Female American woman's height-wise I mean.

no.

robustpuppy · 10-23-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I love to serve that with a pair of robust puppies

Ah, trolling for a threesome, a time honored FB tradition.

leagleaze · 10-23-2003, 04:57 PM

The whole katy cartoon thing made me glance over at tucker max's site.

He posted pics of the note she left on his car during the whole debacle.

If someone left this on my car, I would fucking freak out.

Here's the back of what she left:

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_targetdesk.jpg

And this is the front

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_backtarget.jpg

ltl/fb · 10-23-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Here's the back of what she left:

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_targetdesk.jpg

And this is the front

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_backtarget.jpg

Is that laminated? It is good to know her "gossip" is more jucier since she met him. Burger, you may want to drop her an email about the importance of pristine panties.

NotFromHere · 10-23-2003, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
The whole katy cartoon thing made me glance over at tucker max's site.

He posted pics of the note she left on his car during the whole debacle.

If someone left this on my car, I would fucking freak out.

Here's the back of what she left:

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_targetdesk.jpg

And this is the front

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_backtarget.jpg

Glanced. Who are you kidding? You have a crush on him and that was your note.
But...it was disturbing - especially the placement of the bullet holes. Damn woman, you're good.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 10-23-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
According to this site - http://www.halls.md/chart/women-height-w.htm -

"The average female American womens height is 163 to164 cm,
which is approximately 64.2 to 64.6 inches, which is approximately 5 foot - 5 inches tall. (for white females*)."

Oddly they don't seem to make it easy to determine the overall average (including those pesky other races). Not sure why. Also, wouldn't 64.something inches be 5 foot 4 (and something)? I'm no math whiz, but something seems sketchy about those conversions.

"According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 3.7 (162 centimeters) tall and weighs 152 pounds (69 kilograms)." http://www.wonderquest.com/size-women-us.htm

5'4": http://blazernet.ccsd.k12.co.us/medi...re/height.html

"The average American male today stands 5-foot-9 and the average female is just shy of 5-foot-4." http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache...hl=en&ie=UTF-8

5'3.5": http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html [spree: also contains interesting information about average penis, testicle, vagina, clitoris,, breast, etc. size. No racy pictures]

"Well, according to the Centers for Disease Control, the average height of the American male is 5'9" and the American female is 5'4"." http://www.geocities.com/bigheadedpygmies/

And the official gov numbers:

"Average Height and Weight for Men and Women ages 20+

Men:
Height: 69.1 inches
Weight: 180 lbs

Women:
Height: 63.7 inches
Weight: 152 lbs"

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/bodymeas.htm