Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You should have purchased a larger penis as well.

Tried that. Unfortunately, they won't exhume Milton Berle.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
That's because you haven't taken the bold step of making a public stand against those weasels! My new policy (although I have yet to invoke it) is that anyone asking for feedback who hasn't given it to me will get a sternly worded note informing them that I post feedback only for those sellers who have given feedback when payment was received.

Today, ebay. Tomorrow.... THE WORLD!!!

Actually, I did send them a nice email making the point when they asked for feedback. And I just checked and I now have that little bit of positive feedback.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Geena Davis is a man.

Damn. I am gay.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The article also said that she's in the latest Maxim, and that he got a little kidding from his teammates for that.

Speaking of Bruins with pretty wives and tall guys, Hal Gill can't dance. He is so pathetically bad that, like Derek Jeter, even if I did not like his wife and if he begged and pleaded, I would not sleep with him. So I am graciously letting dtb have him too.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by dtb
I don't notify them up front; only if they ask for feedback.

It was a $29 bridle! A nice one too -- Passier, brand new, but my imaginary-boyfriend-look-alike trainer (swoon -- how cliche -- to have a crush on one's riding instructor) made me feel self-conscious about it because he said it was too flashy. But what does he know?

Sorry, didn't mean to forget the $9. Is he gay? It's ok to have a crush on your male trainer if he's gay and there's not a realistic chance something could happen. If he's not gay, then you're forbidden by a code of ethics from lusting after him...it's why harold chopping never has any hot students.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Tried that. Unfortunately, they won't exhume Milton Berle.

Didn't they have some sort of package deal?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb

So, since my groundbreaking stand, I have purchased two onesies ($12), two pair of underwear ($9), a golf club for my husband ($21), a bridle ($29) and a juicer ($9).
scratch.

This has all the makings of one very perverse weekend.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Is he gay? It's ok to have a crush on your male trainer if he's gay and there's not a realistic chance something could happen.

I don't know if he's gay (he's not sure if he's gay -- we've had this conversation several times.) He's had at least one same-sex experience (described to me as "well, in the dark it was all the same anyway" -- which I understood to mean he was the recipient of a blowjob).

So, I guess I'm sort of within my rights to have inappropriate and cliche lust for him.

What if he switches barns? What's the ruling then?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmm. I was particularly happy to see Young Sherlock Holmes, The Money Pit, Beautiful Girls, and Top Secret! on there.

I'd definitely add Clue, Hackers and Real Genius to the list. I'm going to have to think about it a bit more to come up with more entries.

Groundhog Day should definitely be there. Also Truly, Madly, Deeply.

I saw "Kissing Jessica Stein" and didn't get it so I thought it was overrated. I couldn't figure out why the other girl would waste all that time with Jessica when she really wanted to have a lesbian fling and Jessica couldn't even bring herself to kiss her. Nor could I figure out why Jessica kept trying when everything she did with the other girl squicked her out for the longest time. Did it make sense to anyone?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Fugee
Groundhog Day should definitely be there.

Further proof that the entire world must read the FB (or at least my posts....)

Didn't I say this just last week?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
I don't know if he's gay (he's not sure if he's gay -- we've had this conversation several times.) He's had at least one same-sex experience (described to me as "well, in the dark it was all the same anyway" -- which I understood to mean he was the recipient of a blowjob).

So, I guess I'm sort of within my rights to have inappropriate and cliche lust for him.

What if he switches barns? What's the ruling then?

And you missed this invitation? Or decided not to act on it?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
I don't know if he's gay (he's not sure if he's gay -- we've had this conversation several times.) He's had at least one same-sex experience (described to me as "well, in the dark it was all the same anyway" -- which I understood to mean he was the recipient of a blowjob).

So, I guess I'm sort of within my rights to have inappropriate and cliche lust for him.

What if he switches barns? What's the ruling then?

How exactly does the subject of his sexual orientation come up (heh) in the context of riding lessons?

Nevermind. I'll just ponder the possibilities ...

Ack! It's all fun and games until you realize that your wife is probably having similarly detailed conversations with Serge the (allegedly) European tennis instructor at the club!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Top Secret!

Ohmigod!! that's the one!

I was trying to think of the name of this movie just the other day and going into this long-winded explanation - Val Kilmer, Nick Rivers, skeet surfing, boobs that light up etc. Could not remember the name. Such a good movie. Why is it never on TV? Real Genius was on the other day, btw. funny.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by dtb
I don't know if he's gay (he's not sure if he's gay -- we've had this conversation several times.) He's had at least one same-sex experience (described to me as "well, in the dark it was all the same anyway" -- which I understood to mean he was the recipient of a blowjob).

So, I guess I'm sort of within my rights to have inappropriate and cliche lust for him.

What if he switches barns? What's the ruling then?

You are permitted to have a crush on him, so say thi judge, but I warn you what he is destined for in his future. He will marry a hot student who is head over heels for him, then after he's had the same tang for two years, he'll decide he really is gay and leave his wife and have a coming out party with some skanky horse trainer who will be his first out relationship that he will pursue with the skanky trainer for no other reason then he knows he won't get turned down.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmm. I was particularly happy to see Young Sherlock Holmes, The Money Pit, Beautiful Girls, and Top Secret! on there.

I'd definitely add Clue, Hackers and Real Genius to the list. I'm going to have to think about it a bit more to come up with more entries.

And who is this http://houston.craigslist.org/rnr/27615904.html? Fess up.

That guy would like this board.