Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I know, I know. It was an idle claim. Isn't everything that starts "I invented..."?

Also, I can't take credit for starting the Slot C discussion. I may, in fact, have popularized it by talking about the assfucking demands of my then-girlfriend. But some other cat or bird started it in a Kobe Bryant discussion...

Slot C - I invented that.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I know, I know. It was an idle claim. Isn't everything that starts "I invented..."?

Also, I can't take credit for starting the Slot C discussion. I may, in fact, have popularized it by talking about the assfucking demands of my then-girlfriend. But some other cat or bird started it in a Kobe Bryant discussion...

You dumped the anal-fetish girl? Or did she dump your sorry ass for not giving it to her?

Pity. It's never good to lose one of those girls. Unless they're psycho, that is.

[pony_trekker]

Never did it. Never wanted to. Never had it done to me. Closest I ever came was when my finger broke through the toilet paper.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Never did it. Never wanted to. Never had it done to me. Closest I ever came was when my finger broke through the toilet paper.

You wipe your girlfriend's ass?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
So, who here is willing to admit they've engaged in the ole anal in-and-out? By a show of hands, please.

:dance:

Your avatar seems to be answering the question your smilie is avoiding. (And you've got your soap ready too. Good thinking.)

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Slot C - I invented that.

Looks like you did. Interestingly, this has also exposed an evolution in your sexual experiences. From:

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Anne
I'm with TF. No Slot C action for me.

to:

Originally posted by Anne Elk
No, single. And once was enough.

Should we speculate who won the Race to Anne's Bottom?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You dumped the anal-fetish girl? Or did she dump your sorry ass for not giving it to her?

Pity. It's never good to lose one of those girls. Unless they're psycho, that is.

I broke up with her not too long after that for unrelated reasons.

I did have a woman (mortgage-misunderstanding actress, for those playing mmm bingo at home) with whom depositions will soon be taken (in fact, there has been significant pre-deposition, er, witness preparation) tell me that she had never done anal but would like to try it out. I will have to play my cards right to avoid any quantum leaps in Slot C action desire. I have learned my lesson.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your avatar seems to be answering the question your smilie is avoiding. (And you've got your soap ready too. Good thinking.)

TM

I'm holding the soap for you so you don't drop it. No one wants to see your hairy ass in the air.

[mmm3587]

Should we speculate who won the Race to Anne's Bottom?

Nevermind, I figured it out.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not a show-of-hands kind of person, but if I were, this response would be appropriate. I'm on the bus.

Good. But I think everyone else here would like to know if you're ready for the train.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I post stuff about my sex life here for free. Come to think of it, I may have even given money to the site. I'm not a sell-out whore, I'm a John.

A.S.S. wants to know if you have 1 bit.

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Looks like you did. Interestingly, this has also exposed an evolution in your sexual experiences. From:



to:



Should we speculate who won the Race to Anne's Bottom?

Sorry, I haven't evolved. It was a one-time deal pre-Slot C invention. Which is how I know that it will never happen again.


ETA: An excellent day to play hooky. See y'all at the bar!

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I broke up with her not too long after that for unrelated reasons.

I did have a woman (mortgage-misunderstanding actress, for those playing mmm bingo at home) with whom depositions will soon be taken (in fact, there has been significant pre-deposition, er, witness preparation) tell me that she had never done anal but would like to try it out. I will have to play my cards right to avoid any quantum leaps in Slot C action desire. I have learned my lesson.

I get the impression (from the number of chicks who want you to let them try out Slot C that you must be hung like a pencil. "Now's my opportunity, it couldn't possibly hurt with that"

Then again, if you're getting this much action, who cares.

Then again, if you were getting no action, I wouldn't much care.

[dtb]

Because I know you are all burning with curiosity (although maybe some of you are burning because of something else, I don't know...), I feel honor-bound to share with you my experience on the trapeze.

It was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!

I even did two mid-air "catches" on the first try! Yay me!!

It didn't hurt that the guy doing the catching (the catcher?) was so hot, as to knock my riding instructor of the top of my inappropriate crush list. Hubba hubba.

Seriously, it is so much fun. After I did the "release" thing (letting go of my trapeze to be caught by hunky guy) the second time, when I got off the net, I was so pumped with adrenaline, it was like nothing I'd ever experienced.

Wow.

If it weren't for the large bruises on the backs of my legs (as a result of hanging by my knees) and the couple blisters on my hands, I'd do it again today.

As it is, I'll wait until next week. Woo-Hoo!!

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
I get the impression (from the number of chicks who want you to let them try out Slot C that you must be hung like a pencil. "Now's my opportunity, it couldn't possibly hurt with that"

Then again, if you're getting this much action, who cares.

Then again, if you were getting no action, I wouldn't much care.

You'll have to wait for TMCocksicleDayIII.