Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

And if you're weak and you fuck them after you want it to be over, you deserve what you get.

TM

An orgasm?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is it still okay to cut girls who are ugly? I bet a few Campus groups would go crazy if the Cheerleaders cut every girl who wasn't pretty and big-boobed.

I sat at Courtside for a Michigan State game last month. The Cheerleaders were right there and some were quite ugly. MSU once had very beautiful cheerleaders. Is this social progress or just the pretty girls have too much going on to bother?

Cheerleading is the only sport where the amateurs are better athletes than the pros. College cheerleaders actually have some athleticism and skill. I often think that two minute warning dances would be vastly improved if they let the Texans cheerleaders use the goal posts. They'd be much more comfortable and a little more coordinated in their natural state of pole dancing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
An orgasm?

In your case? Herpes.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Cheerleading is the only sport where the amateurs are better athletes than the pros. College cheerleaders actually have some athleticism and skill. I often think that two minute warning dances would be vastly improved if they let the Texans cheerleaders use the goal posts. They'd be much more comfortable and a little more coordinated in their natural state of pole dancing.

I thought the cheerleaders were there for me to inappropriately gawk at. Who knew they were athletes.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
In your case? Herpes.

TM

Total.

Burn.


Back to retirement for me!

[juicyfruit salad]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
First, a happy Ollie Day to everyone. I'm celebrating with a cold. I blame RT.

Second, I had a really weird dream last night, and feel compelled to share at least parts of it. (Sorry, Thurgreed) I was lost in a strange and unnamed city. Somehow, I eventually ended up in an apartment where, to my surprise, a female partner in my firm was sort of mock-pegging a male partner. I say "mock" because they did not actually have a strap-on. She was just sort of dry humping him from behind. They were filming it, apparently for some sort of partner video. Eventually, other partners from my current and former firms showed up, and it turned into a party. A party where I ended up sitting on a couch with our own ABBA. We ended up making out. Disappointingly, it did not go any further. Even in dream state, with a raging hard on and ABBA's TITS!, I had that "wait a minute, I'm married" moment. So I left the party to look for my car, which I had lost earlier in the dream.

Anyway, happy Ollie Day.

Love,

Ollie

I had the same dream, only it was a certain troublemaking associate from your firm who was getting cornholed. And the humper was paigow. And then I made out with pursejunkie.

Happy ollie day!!!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Cheerleading is the only sport where the amateurs are better athletes than the pros. College cheerleaders actually have some athleticism and skill.

So do female shot-putters and I really don't want to see them bouncing in skirts and halters.

I often think that two minute warning dances would be vastly improved if they let the Texans cheerleaders use the goal posts. They'd be much more comfortable and a little more coordinated in their natural state of pole dancing.

I assume you've seen The Replacements. ("What style of dance do you do?" "Um.... is lap a style?")

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Cheerleading is the only sport where the amateurs are better athletes than the pros.

Wrestling, gymnastics, and figure skating as well.

But you raise a good point: athleticism is of only vague relevance to whether a cheerleader is hot. I'll stare through a peephole at the Vet any day before setting up the cameras in the Pi Delta Pi house at 'SC

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The day I waste 3 hrs watching USC and OK duke it out is the day I admit Camus was right and step in front of a fucking bus.

It helps if you have a bet with Plated on it.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
... where I ended up sitting on a couch with our own ABBA. We ended up making out. Disappointingly, it did not go any further. Even in dream state, with a raging hard on and ABBA's TITS! ...

Are you sure you weren't downstairs at a bar with a secret asian man?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The point is that Bono is even older than you are, gramps.

On behalf of all the other gramps on the board, let's go back to talking about Scarlett. I mean, she was into Bill Murray.

[juicyfruit salad]

Originally posted by LessinSF
It helps if you have a bet with Plated on it.

speaking of which, someone still owes me a dinner!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
On behalf of all the other gramps on the board, let's go back to talking about Scarlett. I mean, she was into Bill Murray.

Unfortunately, that was pre-RACK.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by juicyfruit salad
speaking of which, someone still owes me a dinner!

I don't dine with stupid socks, unless, of course, that is all they are wearing. Diner tartare. Or (in honor of Sebby), "I'll have the roast beef - bare."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Fugee
Someone (Wonk?) mentioned this notorious book from the 50s awhile back. I saw one at an estate sale a month ago and bought it. Finally got around to reading it last night.

The guys who wrote it must have been laughing their asses off the entire time. That and stoned. It's like they wrote down a list of sexual taboos then dreamed up the most rEdiculous scenarios for each of them. I need to read "Candide" to figure out parts of it -- particularly when Candy goes to work with the "Crackers" in a deep mine in northern Minnesota.

It's one of the best satires written since Swift penned "A Modest Proposal." I'm glad you liked it.