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02-07-2005, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Ferrari SUV?
Looks like a Pontiac.
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02-07-2005, 02:39 PM
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#3572
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Football geekdom
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Jenny Craig commercials?
Big Buttxxx magazine?
Fat camp?
One of a zillion out-of-towners who roams aimlessly on the streets near my apartment?
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Too skinny for me to include her in any of the limited-scope fantasies I might have about women.
I did not find her sexy. But I'm not into that style of bikini, though I like boy-shorts style underclothing. |
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02-07-2005, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Ferrari SUV?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Looks like a Pontiac.
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Gack. Shaped a lot like a Nissan Murano.
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02-07-2005, 02:42 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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ATTENTION HIPSTERS!
Walking through Saks, I noticed a display of truckers hats by a company called Von Dutch. They had pretty patterns and nice pastel colors. If you have half a brain, you will jump on this ASAP. Just be sure to silently thank me when you are lauded for getting in on the ground floor of this soon-to-be-huge underground hipster fashion trend.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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02-07-2005, 02:47 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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ATTENTION HIPSTERS!
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Walking through Saks, I noticed a display of truckers hats by a company called Von Dutch. They had pretty patterns and nice pastel colors. If you have half a brain, you will jump on this ASAP. Just be sure to silently thank me when you are lauded for getting in on the ground floor of this soon-to-be-huge underground hipster fashion trend.
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Um, Flower, that is just about the lamest thing you have ever posted.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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02-07-2005, 02:55 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Ferrari SUV?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Looks like a Pontiac.
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Probably rides like that other one, the Porsche Paprika.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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02-07-2005, 02:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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ATTENTION HIPSTERS!
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Walking through Saks, I noticed a display of truckers hats by a company called Von Dutch. They had pretty patterns and nice pastel colors. If you have half a brain, you will jump on this ASAP. Just be sure to silently thank me when you are lauded for getting in on the ground floor of this soon-to-be-huge underground hipster fashion trend.
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Bravo Flower! This was clearly the coolest thing you have ever posted!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-07-2005, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Ferrari SUV?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Probably rides like that other one, the Porsche Paprika.
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It's not so much the ride of the Pepper car, it's the utility and reliability. It rode OK, considering. But don't like, put stuff in it or anything.
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02-07-2005, 03:00 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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ATTENTION HIPSTERS!
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Um, Flower, that is just about the lamest thing you have ever posted.
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Agreed! It was the result of a bet with Paigow about whether I could stoop even lower than the incredibly lame randomly profane insult posts from last week.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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02-07-2005, 03:01 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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ATTENTION HIPSTERS!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bravo Flower! This was clearly the coolest thing you have ever posted!
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Agreed! It was the result of a bet with Penske about whether I could surpass the even sublime perfection of the randomly profane insult posts from last week.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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02-07-2005, 03:02 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Monkeys
Because I am the lowest common denominator that football appeals to, I absolutely loved the monkey ads. I have watched them over and over again and again today, and seeing that monkey on the copy machine taking pictures of his butt still has me spitting diet coke out of my nose. Also the way that one monkey goes nuts when dude sits on the whoopie cushion.
It wasn't a brilliant concept but the delivery was spot-on.
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02-07-2005, 03:08 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Monkeys
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Because I am the lowest common denominator that football appeals to, I absolutely loved the monkey ads. I have watched them over and over again and again today, and seeing that monkey on the copy machine taking pictures of his butt still has me spitting diet coke out of my nose. Also the way that one monkey goes nuts when dude sits on the whoopie cushion.
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Are you calling Hank uncommon? 'Cause I'm pretty sure he likes football.
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02-07-2005, 03:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Monkeys
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Because I am the lowest common denominator that football appeals to, I absolutely loved the monkey ads. I have watched them over and over again and again today, and seeing that monkey on the copy machine taking pictures of his butt still has me spitting diet coke out of my nose. Also the way that one monkey goes nuts when dude sits on the whoopie cushion.
It wasn't a brilliant concept but the delivery was spot-on.
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The combination of monkeys and whoopie cushion was almost too much for me.
You can't go wrong with monkeys or hot chicks. Ever.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-07-2005, 03:11 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Monkeys
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The combination of monkeys and whoopie cushion was almost too much for me.
You can't go wrong with monkeys or hot chicks. Ever.
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Some of the monkeys were too skinny.
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02-07-2005, 03:13 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Monkeys
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Are you calling Hank uncommon? 'Cause I'm pretty sure he likes football.
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For a second I thought your quote was one from Joseph Schumpeter. That would have been exciting.
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