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08-01-2006, 04:41 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know guys like him, and they are often good at talking their way out of getting the shit beaten out of them. Not always, though. The one guy I saw who didn't talk his way out of it cried like a baby after taking a punch. It was fun to watch.
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1. He's a pretty big guy. Not to say that he hasn't had his ass kicked, but it would probably deter most would-be ass kickers.
2. For the first few minutes of hanging out with him, you think he's joking and you're laughing with him (or so you think). If you're someone who doesn't know him from somewhere else, why would you spend more than that amount of time with him.
3. After you realize he is 100% serious about everything he says and you and everyone around you starts laughing at him, why would anyone still want to kick his ass?
4. He says offensive shit to women. Men aren't going to start a fight with him because he thinks women should be cooking and cleaning or for generally announcing how good looking he is.
Also, he lost a lot of weight for the show, which makes the whole thing that much funnier.
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08-01-2006, 04:45 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. He's a pretty big guy. Not to say that he hasn't had his ass kicked, but it would probably deter most would-be ass kickers.
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Translation: I thought about taking a swing at him, then I thought better of it.
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08-01-2006, 04:46 PM
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by taxwonk
1. You are an idiot.
2. She's not fat.
3. To reiterate: you are an idiot.
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Clarkson isn't fat, but she's rather heavy for a celebrity.
Johanssen is perfect.
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08-01-2006, 04:48 PM
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Johanssen is perfect.
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David?
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08-01-2006, 04:48 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Thoughts for a Thursday
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Clarkson isn't fat, but she's rather heavy for a celebrity.
Johanssen is perfect.
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I agree with Sebby.
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08-01-2006, 04:50 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. He's a pretty big guy. Not to say that he hasn't had his ass kicked, but it would probably deter most would-be ass kickers.
2. For the first few minutes of hanging out with him, you think he's joking and you're laughing with him (or so you think). If you're someone who doesn't know him from somewhere else, why would you spend more than that amount of time with him.
3. After you realize he is 100% serious about everything he says and you and everyone around you starts laughing at him, why would anyone still want to kick his ass?
4. He says offensive shit to women. Men aren't going to start a fight with him because he thinks women should be cooking and cleaning or for generally announcing how good looking he is.
Also, he lost a lot of weight for the show, which makes the whole thing that much funnier.
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Maybe a really big male-to-female tranny could kick his ass for saying that shit?
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08-01-2006, 04:53 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Translation: I thought about taking a swing at him, then I thought better of it.
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Nope. Never wanted to. Actually, never saw (a guy) even come close to wanting to.
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08-01-2006, 04:53 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Bankers ogle because they can. They ogled this morning, three of them, in Sbux, grinning, nicely dressed, french cuffs, gold cuff links, expensive suits and shoes. And one just hit on me now when I was in Sbux again. I was trying to ask the woman for the longer straws and was drowned out by the machine and he was joking with me about the Rod Stewart track and then asked for two long straws, and he had a short drink, so that was nice of him. It is what it is.
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That's called being polite. I do the same thing for people in Starbucks every morning. Sometimes they're hot women. I smile at them because that's how normal humans behave when addressing one another. You're like some toolish dude who thinks any glance from a chick means she digs your shit.
BTW, If you're Penske, I say its time you get help.
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08-01-2006, 04:55 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
4. He says offensive shit to women. Men aren't going to start a fight with him because he thinks women should be cooking and cleaning or for generally announcing how good looking he is.
Also, he lost a lot of weight for the show, which makes the whole thing that much funnier.
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Where would he get an idea like that? Does he actually ever get laid?
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08-01-2006, 04:55 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe a really big male-to-female tranny could kick his ass for saying that shit?
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Doubtful. But I think he once left the bar with two girls, one of which was a small male-to-female tranny. I wasn't there, but he didn't want to talk about it with anyone who was the next day.
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08-01-2006, 04:56 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He says offensive shit to women. Men aren't going to start a fight with him because he thinks women should be cooking and cleaning or for generally announcing how good looking he is.
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Ah. A match for our little paralegal friend, it seems.
"[S]he says offensive shit to women [attorneys]. Men aren't going to start a fight with [her] because [she] thinks women [attorneys are bitter, ugly, lonely, workaholic shrews] or for generally announcing how good looking [s]he is." |
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08-01-2006, 04:56 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where would he get an idea like that? Does he actually ever get laid?
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Yes. A lot.
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eta: btw, after watching Danika's 9-yr-old-girl temper tantrum on SportsCenter, your avatar finally makes sense to me. |
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08-01-2006, 04:57 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Bankers ogle because they can. They ogled this morning, three of them, in Sbux, grinning, nicely dressed, french cuffs, gold cuff links, expensive suits and shoes. And one just hit on me now when I was in Sbux again. I was trying to ask the woman for the longer straws and was drowned out by the machine and he was joking with me about the Rod Stewart track and then asked for two long straws, and he had a short drink, so that was nice of him. It is what it is.
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What happens in Sbux stays in Sbux.
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08-01-2006, 04:58 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. He's a pretty big guy. Not to say that he hasn't had his ass kicked, but it would probably deter most would-be ass kickers.
2. For the first few minutes of hanging out with him, you think he's joking and you're laughing with him (or so you think). If you're someone who doesn't know him from somewhere else, why would you spend more than that amount of time with him.
3. After you realize he is 100% serious about everything he says and you and everyone around you starts laughing at him, why would anyone still want to kick his ass?
4. He says offensive shit to women. Men aren't going to start a fight with him because he thinks women should be cooking and cleaning or for generally announcing how good looking he is.
Also, he lost a lot of weight for the show, which makes the whole thing that much funnier.
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I see. In the interview he said that he "likes to push buttons". He must only do that with women. Usually, guys like that are mouthy to other guys, e.g., the kind of guys who talk shit to other guys just to fuck with them (and then talk their way out of actually getting into a fight).
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Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 08-01-2006 at 05:08 PM..
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08-01-2006, 04:59 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You forgot the part about how I make more than some attorneys in other parts of the country.
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Fecal matter?
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