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10-10-2006, 01:23 PM
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#3571
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Coltrane vs. TM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I prefer TM's version. My post didn't make me laugh. His did.
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I preferred yours, but only after substituting "taking it up the ass" for "assfucking."
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10-10-2006, 01:23 PM
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#3572
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Assfucking" is funny. "taking it up the ass" is crude.
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Fringey is such a delicate flower. |
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10-10-2006, 01:24 PM
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#3573
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by ironweed
Thanks very much for that. I shudder (yes! shudder!) to think of all of the "guest beds" I have slept in through the years.
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Have we discussed whether it's wrong to fuck in the guest bed?
Personally, fucking on the guest room floor seems to avoid this problem.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2006, 01:24 PM
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#3574
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by dtb
Fringey is such a delicate flower.
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Damn straight. |
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10-10-2006, 01:24 PM
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#3575
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by ironweed
Thanks very much for that. I shudder (yes! shudder!) to think of all of the "guest beds" I have slept in through the years.
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Tell us about Atticus's again, Uncle ironweed.
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10-10-2006, 01:27 PM
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#3576
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second.
You eat BACON?!?
Check, please!
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Not in a very long time. Do holidays count?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-10-2006, 01:29 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Have we discussed whether it's wrong to fuck in the guest bed?
Personally, fucking on the guest room floor seems to avoid this problem.
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Not fucking on the guest bed insults the host.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-10-2006, 01:32 PM
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#3578
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell us about Atticus's again, Uncle ironweed.
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Yep. That one is going to stick. It's "Uncle Ironweed" from now on.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2006, 01:34 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not fucking on the guest bed insults the host.
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And remember, if you are the host, make sure there's a cover on the damned duvet, to spare your guests any uncomfortable dilemmas. |
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10-10-2006, 01:36 PM
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The Atticustocrat.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell us about Atticus's again, Uncle ironweed.
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It was more of a couch, really. Like the one Uncle Joe Franklin used to have in his office.
What happened to him, anyway? |
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10-10-2006, 01:40 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And remember, if you are the host, make sure there's a cover on the damned duvet, to spare your guests any uncomfortable dilemmas.
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Are these dilemmas peculiar to assfucking? I am confused. |
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10-10-2006, 01:41 PM
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#3582
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And remember, if you are the host, make sure there's a cover on the damned duvet, to spare your guests any uncomfortable dilemmas.
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You supply a duvet? Fuck 'em--wool blanket. 200 thread count sheets. Full-sized bed. Never had a problem with guests who stay too long.
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10-10-2006, 01:45 PM
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#3583
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You supply a duvet? Fuck 'em--wool blanket. 200 thread count sheets. Full-sized bed. Never had a problem with guests who stay too long.
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Regardless of how quickly your guests come and go, there will still be laundry to do. |
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10-10-2006, 01:53 PM
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#3584
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Regardless of how quickly your guests come
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Look, I hadn't gotten any in a while. Why did you have your ear to the door in the first place?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2006, 01:57 PM
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#3585
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Jack in the Box vs. McDonalds
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Look, I hadn't gotten any in a while. Why did you have your ear to the door in the first place?
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I didn't have my ear to the door. But I really don't know how the baby's video monitor made its way into the guest room. |
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