Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 24

evenodds · 12-10-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmph.

Well what did you think of the Battlestar Galactica mini-series???

I have it on the dvr to watch this weekend. I am really looking forward to it after your comments.

Flinty_McFlint · 12-10-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmph.

Well what did you think of the Battlestar Galactica mini-series???

RT, I wasn't talking about you. In fact, I was really only singling out one sock...but was trying to be gentle.

I actually caught some of BG last night and liked it--but I have to tape it and see the beginning--I started in the middle and was a little confused. As for the changes, let's face it, the old BG was damn cheesy. I like the new look, the new storyline, and esp. the intrigue with the sexed-up Cylons. I'd watch it too if it were a series again.

12-10-2003, 05:06 PM

did anyone see this? is it a series or was it a movie or special or seomthing? dehydrated fruit eddie is in it and he is funny, or he was on Friends.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-10-2003, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I understand the rich. But you have men who aren't rich and definitely not all that who think they deserve play from really hot women. And these men sit around and critique women's body's like they are these amazing Gods themselves. It is an effort not to laugh at them.

Absolutely agree. I was in Florida months ago hanging out with some female friends at a bar in a resort and these fat hairy dudes who appeared to be throwing serious cash around started aggressively hitting on the chicks. The girls thought it was funny for a while, but the dudes got rather crude quickly. In a moment of chivalry my buddy and I pretended to be dating two of the girls to signal the hairy guys to lay off. These fat hairy fucks kept hitting on the chicks and sneering at my buddy and me. It was all I could do not to say to one guy, "Have you looked in the fuckin' mirror lately? You're a tan George Costanza wearing a gold chain and an open collared shirt. We're in Boca, and you're still fucking ugly. What makes you think you can land a hottie? Because you've got cash? Think again... you at least have to be moderately fuckable to work that angle, or the girls have to be dumber than paint, which they're not... so please, step the fuck off and grow some manners."

Not Bob · 12-10-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pettitte's Personal Pitching Plight (Podunkville Pledge Pin? Please.): http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/10/sp...ll/10ANDY.html

TM

I love you, too, TM. And did you also get a mental picture of the Not Bobby Clarke and Eric Lindros fiasco while reading that article?

(but, hey, it's all right -- Boomer's gonna be back!)

Sidd Finch · 12-10-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I actually caught some of BG last night and liked it--but I have to tape it and see the beginning--I started in the middle and was a little confused. As for the changes, let's face it, the old BG was damn cheesy. I like the new look, the new storyline, and esp. the intrigue with the sexed-up Cylons. I'd watch it too if it were a series again.

To me, the very concept of the BG miniseries is right on the razor's edge between frightening and brilliant.

Do they still say "by your command"?

Do they still use the same special effect over and over for every space fight scene? (You know -- BG fighter shoots four shots at the Cylon fighter as the Cylon fighter veers to the left, the fifth shot hits and the Cylon blows up... and for variety, they flip the panels so the Cylon and the shots are veering right).

tax_hottie · 12-10-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I suspect you are describing the smell of the bacteria that form in the sweat that collects in this un-aired area, much like armpit odor, at the end of the day. The smell can be made stronger by frequent manipulation of the balls, such as masturbation, which increases the sweat, traps the sweat, and spreads it around. You should Blow a White Man For America right after he takes a shower to see if the smell is gone.

The balls don't smell anything like normal B.O. though. I've tested them right after a shower or bath in which I vigorously scrubbed the balls with soap (OK, maybe not "vigorously" but thoroughly). And while the scent is certainly much fainter at that point, it is still there! It won't go away! Am I really the only one who's noticed this?

bilmore · 12-10-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It was all I could do not to say to one guy, "Have you looked in the fuckin' mirror lately? You're a tan George Costanza wearing a gold chain and an open collared shirt. We're in Boca, and you're still fucking ugly. What makes you think you can land a hottie? Because you've got cash? Think again... you at least have to be moderately fuckable to work that angle, or the girls have to be dumber than paint, which they're not... so please, step the fuck off and grow some manners."

At some point in their rudeness, you SHOULD have said exactly that.

(Assuming they weren't of sufficient richness to have their own WWF bodyguards nearby.)

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-10-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It was all I could do not to say to one guy, "Have you looked in the fuckin' mirror lately? You're a tan George Costanza wearing a gold chain and an open collared shirt. We're in Boca, and you're still fucking ugly. What makes you think you can land a hottie? Because you've got cash? Think again... you at least have to be moderately fuckable to work that angle, or the girls have to be dumber than paint, which they're not... so please, step the fuck off and grow some manners."

What'd you do instead? Order them another round?

TM

Shape Shifter · 12-10-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
did anyone see this? is it a series or was it a movie or special or seomthing? dehydrated fruit eddie is in it and he is funny, or he was on Friends.

It was on Comedy Central Monday night and I heard on Jon Stewart that it is going to released theatrically soon. It has some funny moments in a yuk yuk kind of way. I would have been pissed to pay money to see it in a theatre, but it was okay for free and with MNF on the split screen.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-10-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I love you, too, TM. And did you also get a mental picture of the Not Bobby Clarke and Eric Lindros fiasco while reading that article?

(but, hey, it's all right -- Boomer's gonna be back!)

Well, if we lose him because Cashman couldn't make a few phone calls, I'll be pissed.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-10-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Assume for a moment that you and I are in a bar. You are with your friends and I am with mine. I have a friend with me who is not just beautiful, but utterly hot, as EO alluded to earlier this morning.

At some point, our 2 groups of friends wind up sitting sort of together, in the sense that our tables are very close, and we are now talking back and forth. It has become a grand party. I will be able to tell you, with absolute certainty, which of your friends makes the most money and which makes the least. My knowledge will be based, in part, in having learned what each of you does for a living, recognizing that one of you is wearing a Chopard watch and one of you a Timex, paying attention to the stories that you tell ("remember that one winter break, when we went to my parents place in Aspen and didn't make it back to Exeter until after midterms?" as opposed to "In college, I worked the graveyard shift at UPS, so I know pretty much every zip code in the USA"), and honing into your "pack" dynamics. In groups, guys tend to give alot away. The guy with the most cash will likely not be the most noticable in the pack, the guy with the least will be taken care of in subtle ways by his buddies, etc. etc.

BTW, at some point, my amazingly hot friend will gravitate to one of two guys in your pack...the one with the most jack, or the one with the least (if he's a hot musician or poet or something).

Now, at the end of the night, you guys will have all decided which of my group gives good head, likes anal sex, and who fakes her orgasms.

This is the beauty of gender differences.

FYI...

Guys aren't idiots. A lot of them understand subtlety and will drop facts they think will land them a chick. We often gear our replies to best fit the class we guess or target chick to be a member of.

Oh, and nothing is a worse indicator of wealth than a man's watch and his car. Most guys blow more than they have on both as soon as they get their first good paying gig.

But you're correct that the musician will always get laid first.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-10-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by tax_hottie
The balls don't smell anything like normal B.O. though. I've tested them right after a shower or bath in which I vigorously scrubbed the balls with soap (OK, maybe not "vigorously" but thoroughly). And while the scent is certainly much fainter at that point, it is still there! It won't go away! Am I really the only one who's noticed this?

What, will these balls ne’er be clean?
Here’s the smell of the curry still
All the Death By Chocolate of the Southwest will not sweeten these Schweddy Balls.

TM

bold_n_brazen · 12-10-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

But you're correct that the musician will always get laid first.

My experience has taught me that you can't go wrong with a drummer or a lacrosse player.

Men who have fishtanks in their apartments after college are likely to be VERY bad in bed.

The sex will always be better if you have to get on an airplane to get it.

These are merely my observations. YMMV, of course.

evenodds · 12-10-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But you're correct that the musician will always get laid first.

I disagree.

Theoretically, a musician would get laid first. But in the wild of a town filled with musicians . . . lawyers, lobbyists, and (still employed) tech guys always get the truly hot girls first.