Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't ask me, I didn't see it. I was making out with ABBA in the kayak.

I knew kjayaking was a euphemism! I'd feel a lot better about my job if you posted pictures on the Adult Board.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bilmore
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
But then I feared being that unsubtle guy who ruins the subtle guy's jokes. So I didn't.
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True freedom only comes through mastery of your fears.

This was particularly funny because he was referring to you!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
This was particularly funny because he was referring to you!

Subtle, Ty, very subtle.

[leagleaze]

E/O does not provide drugs. She provides women. She is a very famous madam in her town.

Everybody knows this.

She's even made my dreams come true. Thank you very much E/O. You are awesome.

As far as jobs, if you don't make a lot of money, quit your job, find one that pays a lot of money, and then, you too will be happy, like I am, because I make a lot of money.

Very simple.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
This was particularly funny because he was referring to you!

Actually, I was talking about you. I just didn't know it yet.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
I don't walk around the house in my underwear, usually. Too cold.

Maybe if you did, your husband would drop a little jack on you once in a while.

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So the turkey with the insurance gig is making a lousy two bills and you're jealous? Free time? You mean that time he spends harassing everyone he's ever met at social events? Uggh. He's a reasonably paid troll whom I hope will stay away from me, and whom I will kick in the teeth if he gets too pushy.

.

The worst part is that Lester represents him in court. I hope he has a nice supply of spittleguards

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Actually, I was talking about you. I just didn't know it yet.

LOOK, this was the point of my post, and now YOU'RE being unsubtle, which, on top of fringie loosing her sarcasm meter, really makes me start to worry. What is this Board coming to? When the subtle are unsubtle, otherwise satyrical people take you at face value, and perfectly rational people take to ranting.

Thankfully, Leagl is still leagl and making lots of money.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
or you can do what I did;
1) find a relatively low time-suck job that you neither love nor hate;
2) start up a side business buying and selling concert tickets;
3) spend a disproportionate amount of your time reading idiots ramble on, mostly about some hook-up that happened between two of them a few years ago; and
4) start doing research for a book you want to write called "How to lie and get away with it, every time."

You are a ticket broker? Now I really fucking hate you. Those people are lower than ambuslance chasing insurance types. that shit should be illegal.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
LOOK, this was the point of my post, and now YOU'RE being unsubtle, which, on top of fringie loosing her sarcasm meter, really makes me start to worry. What is this Board coming to? When the subtle are unsubtle, otherwise satyrical people take you at face value, and perfectly rational people take to ranting.

Heh.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Thankfully, Leagl is still leagl and making lots of money.

I like to be consistent in my greed.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
otherwise satyrical people take you at face value

I may have a butterbody and be a party "animal" but my legs are human, thankyouverymuch, and I do not have horns growing out of my head. (My ideal man does have a horn growing out of his head, but that's another issue entirely.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I give you all the following inspirational quote that just landed in my inbox. I know not what it means, but thought I would share the wisdom of one Rabindranath Tagore.


* Today's Quote:

Freedom in the mere sense of independence is meaningless. Perfect
freedom lies in the harmony of relationship which we realize not
through knowing but in being.
--Rabindranath Tagore


To the person that signed me up for these inspirational, yet perplexing quotes. Yes, you are getting the last laugh. Nice one.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
This was particularly funny because he was referring to you!

That was particularly funny because that's why I responded.

Originally posted by dtb
One woman's cheap is another man's financial budgeting.

See, they snare you with gifts and fancy dinners, until your finances are inextricably entwined with theirs -- then, it's no gift-giving and dinner in front of the TV (in your underwear -- well, not YOUR underwear, his underwear -- I don't walk around the house in my underwear, usually. Too cold.)

no no. I dont need the gifts and fancy dinners- I am a hippie chick remember? Its the busting out the calculator at the dinner table to calculate a ten percent tip that makes me cringe. Your half of the tip is $4.62