A frolic in Cambodia

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's how the whole dryer thing happened. No one's really sure how he mistook "dryer" for "toilet" but that whole load of laundry had to be redone.

You should have said Thrown Out.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe he was confused. Was it anchovie pizza?

TM

Sausage and onion.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Guy downstairs from me in college had sex with a pizza, still in the box. In a crowded room. He was drunk, and it was warm and wet.

Wow. Guy I knew had sex with a warm apple pie and got caught by his dad fucking the pie! And then we watched him (via the internet) prematurely ejaculate w/in the vicinity of a hot topless eastern european girl with an indeterminite accent!!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Forget Cambodia. Forget that crowd.

Come away with me to Bangkok.

(sp) I think you meant to say "Come away with me to Bang cock."
I can't believe no one hit that softball.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred

Here's an interesting question: you win the $150 million dollar lottery, do you make like Robert Redford and offer $1 million to anyone? (they can either be known to you or a celebrity)

My most expensive toy cost less than $100. I think that's how much I'm prepared to spend for sex.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'll put you on the distribution list for the tapes.

(RP, I checked and apparently this particular video doesn't come in anything but VHS. I think they're trying to prevent you from becoming a lesbian.)

I will not be deterred. I will persevere regardless, but if you have (1) a VCR, (2) a DVD burner, (3) a bunch of cables, and (4) a post office in the vicinity, you could facilitate the process.

[Anne Elk]

This is my lucky day!! The Sox win the World Series and I get this e-mail. TM did you get one too? I only won 500,000 pounds so I won't be pooping on anyone's desk.

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FIDGET CO. LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (NL)
147,LADYBANK ROAD
DERBY DE3 ORX, UK

ATTN;WINNER,

AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the FIDGET CO. LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAMES held on the 28th OCTOBER 2004. You were entered as dependent clients with: Reference Number:REF: 014..... and Batch number BATCH: 762........ Your email address attached to the ticket number: 3697xx that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the FIDGET CO. LOTTERY first category,
in four parts.

You have been approved for a payment of 500,000.00POUNDS(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS.) in cash credited to file reference number:014/............This is from a total cash prize of FIVE MILLION POUNDS Shared among the ten international winners in first categories. congratulations!!!!!
Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators.
To begin your claim,do file for the release of your winning by contacting our accredited agent:
FIDGET CO. LOTTERY.
Foreign Transfer Manager.
Mr Brown Manfred.
TEL +44 704 010 6350
FAX +44 871 661 6196
Email:fidlott1@netscape.net
They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings fund to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS 275........ (keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not later than 15-11-04). After this date, funds might be returned to the FIDGET CO. LOTTERY as unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Please visit these links for a better understanding.
http://www.ncvo-vol.org.uk
http://www.ncvo-vol.org.uk
http://www.thebigbiglotto.com/online...ry-results.php

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wow. Guy I knew had sex with a warm apple pie and got caught by his dad fucking the pie! And then we watched him (via the internet) prematurely ejaculate w/in the vicinity of a hot topless eastern european girl with an indeterminite accent!!

The college event predated the movie. I was not there, but it was vouched for by several others.

Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie...

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I've seen a hotel ice machine serve as a urinal. Something to think about on that next out-of-town trip.

Thanks. YOu have ruined ice for me forever. Why would anyone do this? Please tell me this only happens at the Holiday Inn and not at the Hilton.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
(sp) I think you meant to say "Come away with me to Bang cock."
I can't believe no one hit that softball.

Would you come with me to Bangalore?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
This is my lucky day!! The Sox win the World Series and I get this e-mail. TM did you get one too? I only won 500,000 pounds so I won't be pooping on anyone's desk.

-------------------------------------------------------
FIDGET CO. LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (NL)
147,LADYBANK ROAD
DERBY DE3 ORX, UK

ATTN;WINNER,

AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the FIDGET CO. LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAMES held on the 28th OCTOBER 2004. You were entered as dependent clients with: Reference Number:REF: 014..... and Batch number BATCH: 762........ Your email address attached to the ticket number: 3697xx that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the FIDGET CO. LOTTERY first category,
in four parts.

You have been approved for a payment of 500,000.00POUNDS(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS.) in cash credited to file reference number:014/............This is from a total cash prize of FIVE MILLION POUNDS Shared among the ten international winners in first categories. congratulations!!!!!
Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators.
To begin your claim,do file for the release of your winning by contacting our accredited agent:
FIDGET CO. LOTTERY.
Foreign Transfer Manager.
Mr Brown Manfred.
TEL +44 704 010 6350
FAX +44 871 661 6196
Email:fidlott1@netscape.net
They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings fund to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS 275........ (keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not later than 15-11-04). After this date, funds might be returned to the FIDGET CO. LOTTERY as unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Please visit these links for a better understanding.
http://www.ncvo-vol.org.uk
http://www.ncvo-vol.org.uk
http://www.thebigbiglotto.com/online...ry-results.php

What a crazy coincidence! 500,000 pounds. Is that about 750,000 Euros?

(Interestingly, the English in the Spanish Lottery letter was better than it is in this one.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
FIDGET CO.

I'm the CEO of Fidget Co.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thanks. YOu have ruined ice for me forever. Why would anyone do this? Please tell me this only happens at the Holiday Inn and not at the Hilton.

I bet you eat the mints in the bowl at the diner, too.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Would you come with me to Bangalore?

Depends. How big is he?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I bet you eat the mints in the bowl at the diner, too.

ACK! WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
jeesus you people are killing me.
eta, I also eat the nuts at the bar. Is that the same thing?