Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Gr8testHitS(lave)
Come on, Hank, you should know better than that. Some people write about their sexual fantasies. Other people just live them.

Gr8(sliding off my chair again)testHitS(lave)

i thought this sock was going to just paste old slave posts. live and learn.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll side with taxwonk on the United thing, but I rarely fly anyone other than American, so United is just on my shitlist for the lack of legroom on a recent trip to the great white north (not Canada, but practically).

Anne, you are freaking me out with the asterisks that lack explanation. I feel like you have all these secret thoughts that you aren't sharing with the class.

Continental and I get along fine. I can't think of a problem I've ever had with them. They've never lost luggage or the Displaced Dog, they've generally been good to me, and they've took me home when Delta cancelled my flight on Christmas Eve and weren't going to be able to get me anywhere for three days.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
True. I myself learned the names of several of the ponies from the My Little Pony collection before they broke into my normal frame of reference. Not long before, mind you, but before.

:rofl: Sorry -- I was reading an expert report after lunch, and apparently forgot how to speak English instead of ConsultSpeak.

What I meant to say is that she told me about the White Stripes after they were popular in the hipster community, but before their popularity had reached the point where even uncool genteel GPs like me were aware of them.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Funny timing on this. Last week I kicked coffee for about five or six days, and if you know me, you are probably shocked, SHOCKED, to hear this. I grab a cup of coffee before I even pee when I get up. I was literally walking around in this surreal, mellow haze. It was like taking xanax. Almost exactly the same feeling. It aint bad, but it isnt real productive.

Two weeks ago, my attempt to stop drinking diet coke lasted about 17 hours. I was successful once, a few years ago, and I swear to god that the coke stock price fell while I was off the juice. I alerted the media on my most recent attempt to kick the habit, just so investors could be prepared. Foruntately for everyone, my addiction was stronger than my will power.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Since I know I'll be having a kid one of these days, and the discussion of preggo fetishes here as caused an interest in the subject, I decided to view a few sites which offered shots of nude pregnant women. I can now see why some folks would be into that sort of thing. There are some interesting changes. I have one question... If you don't breastfeed, do those huge breasts stay that way? Because those look kind of cool...

Sebby! My man!

I knew you were what they refer to at the la leche league as a "stand up guy." Preggo fetishes are a good clean natural kink, and preggo/milkmaid porn is a fine alternative if you can't find the real deal. If you know any good sites ( ) where I can scope some swollen mammas doing their thang, please post.

This kink really makes me wonder how in the hell I don't have about 50 kids by now... And reinforces the fact that I need my own self-supporting harem.

ll

[Gr8testHitS(lave)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i thought this sock was going to just paste old slave posts. live and learn.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000g3B

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Two weeks ago, my attempt to stop drinking diet coke lasted about 17 hours. I was successful once, a few years ago, and I swear to god that the coke stock price fell while I was off the juice. I alerted the media on my most recent attempt to kick the habit, just so investors could be prepared. Foruntately for everyone, my addiction was stronger than my will power.

Speaking of being independently wealthy, it may not be such a prudent idea to post stuff about your attempted stock market manipulations to an internet chatroom all day long.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'm sorry my lap-baby keeps sneezing on you.

Excuse me a minute; I'm just going to hand him over you to my wife so she can change that drooping diaper.

I said nothing about travelling with children, which is difficult and should be made easier by everyone around you, including the idiots who check you in, see you have a small child and don't do some seat rearranging on their own.

I like the grouch (not me this time) who glares at parents who are flying with a very small child who is crying (probably because they're suffering due to the pressure in their ears, since they don't yet know how to release that pressure). These assholes think their glare is going to somehow convey the necessity of shutting the kid up such that the parents will then magically be able to keep their kid from crying from the pain or whatever. They can suck it.

But I give no slack to parents of brats. Keep your fucking kid from kicking the chair, talking to loudly, turning around in their seat (which is cute to the person behind you for all of 15 seconds), whining, singing, whistling, running in the aisles (parents of these children, should be shot in the face) and lots of other shit I don't have time to mention.

TM

Originally posted by Not Bob
A few near the registers. They're mostly Lawerence Welk and George Jones, though.

SPeaking of people from before my time, I caught Paul Anka singing Smells Like Teen Spirit in front of a big band on Letterman. While it was nice to actually be able to discern the lyrics, him singing "hello, hello, hello, hello" while snapping his fingers and smiling through his old guy tan was more than I could bear.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahhhh, but linea negra is not.*

One word - preclampsia.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fine. Then learn how to clean vomit off of every square inch of your body.

No problem. Your wife's tits will work well as a sponge.

TM

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is it as bad as the Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. ad?

Exhibit 894 why You Are Unclear On The Concept.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck that. I'm not sitting in a middle seat (or some other shitty seat) because you want to sit next to your wife. Kiss my ass. Unless you have the same or better to offer, pound sand.

TM

Oh, I don't think anyone suggests you have an obligation to trade an aisle seat for a middle or window seat because a family wants to be together. Its assumed that the seat to be traded is comparable. To suggest an obligation to swap for a lesser seat is offensive.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
I like the grouch (not me this time) who glares at parents who are flying with a very small child who is crying (probably because they're suffering due to the pressure in their ears, since they don't yet know how to release that pressure). These assholes think their glare is going to somehow convey the necessity of shutting the kid up such that the parents will then magically be able to keep their kid from crying from the pain or whatever. They can suck it.

Take the fucking bus.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Gr8testHitS(lave)
http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000g3B

Wow.