The Spanky Show - Page 24

robustpuppy · 07-14-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
They do that to but the last time I tried to stop them from going outside was like five years ago. I haven't figure out what to do about the trip situation except for letting Slave shoot them.

You should have Less housesit for you. You can be sure he won't engage in any inappropriate contact. No felinio, as it were.

07-14-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
1) It is not my forum. I am not in control.

2) I enjoy Penske's posts from whatever the source

3) I am still confused to how this works. Are we not supposed to posting to the Paigow board now?

This feast is no longer movable. We are not a nomadic people, and we have settled here. I am not worthy of a board. I am no You.

Penske_Account · 07-14-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You should have Less house-sit for you. You can be sure he won't engage in any inappropriate contact. No felinio, as it were.

Damn, that really was a stp situation. finding a good housesitter for dogs is a bitch. no pun intended.

07-14-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I don't get this reference. And I also don't get the fratnernity Delis reference.

I believe Ping! Pow! (which rhymes with paigow) is guido for Burn On You, Deli Fratboys.

The deli frat things is from one of slave's greatestShits. You see, I think he went with a bumch of his "brothers" to some fratapalloooza. He and his brothers probably consumed some brewskis and started mocking the shit fraternity that was so fond of a deli that it painted the deli logo on its hall way walls. I know, it seems kind of stupid and cruel, but thats the nature of frat boys. What I dont get is why the deli painting makes the fraternity shit? Is it the fact that they love a deli so much that they had to make a tribute? Was it the style of tribute? If its the latter, isnt it hypocritical then to tattoo frat letters on your body> I mean, at least paint can be removed and you dont live in the frat house forever. I just dont get guido fraterntity society I guess.

I bet you werent in a frat were you?

07-14-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
It's Slave's victory cry when he, uh, you know, uhm, uh, victors.

Paigow knows it, uh, because, uhm........what was that story again? Somebody help me.......

Can I get a Ping! Pow! ?

07-14-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I like turkey pastrami. I wish Mr. Bings would start serving deli sandwiches.

Its not Mr. Bing's Genital Lounge.

Spanky · 07-14-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Two words: housesitter.

I wish it were that easy. A house sitter just makes them angry. Except for Squishy the other cats won't even appear when there are strangers around.

robustpuppy · 07-14-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I wish it were that easy. A house sitter just makes them angry. Except for Squishy the other cats won't even appear when there are strangers around.

they just do that to guilt you. After you leave they do shots and play poker with the housesitter (and probably try to lick him or her in places where no sandpaper tongue should tread).

Spanky · 07-14-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I believe Ping! Pow! (which rhymes with paigow) is guido for Burn On You, Deli Fratboys.

The deli frat things is from one of slave's greatestShits. You see, I think he went with a bumch of his "brothers" to some fratapalloooza. He and his brothers probably consumed some brewskis and started mocking the shit fraternity that was so fond of a deli that it painted the deli logo on its hall way walls. I know, it seems kind of stupid and cruel, but thats the nature of frat boys. What I dont get is why the deli painting makes the fraternity shit? Is it the fact that they love a deli so much that they had to make a tribute? Was it the style of tribute? If its the latter, isnt it hypocritical then to tattoo frat letters on your body> I mean, at least paint can be removed and you dont live in the frat house forever. I just dont get guido fraterntity society I guess.

I bet you werent in a frat were you?

I hate to disapoint you but I am a member of Phi Delta Theta - part of the Miami triad. Lived in the Fraternity house for two years.

Penske_Account · 07-14-2005, 06:02 PM

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I hate to disapoint you but I am a member of Phi Delta Theta - part of the Miami triad. Lived in the Fraternity house for two years.

did you paint a deli logo on your frat house wall?

Spanky · 07-14-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
did you paint a deli logo on your frat house wall?

No. I don't really recall us painting anything.

Penske_Account · 07-14-2005, 06:38 PM

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No. I don't really recall us painting anything.

Too bad, no Ping! Pow! for you!

Porkchop · 07-14-2005, 06:57 PM

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I wish it were that easy. A house sitter just makes them angry. Except for Squishy the other cats won't even appear when there are strangers around.

We've got bigger fish to fry.

Got any grass?

LessinSF · 07-14-2005, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You should have Less housesit for you. You can be sure he won't engage in any inappropriate contact. No felinio, as it were.

Given the preceding discussion about defecating housecats, I guess it is unsurprising that I first read this as that I should housesHit for him.

And, it's not that I can't survive a little cat tongue now and then, but I would rather get right to the feline fucking.

Porkchop · 07-14-2005, 07:12 PM

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Given the preceding discussion about defecating housecats, I guess it is unsurprising that I first read this as that I should housesHit for him.

And, it's not that I can't survive a little cat tongue now and then, but I would rather get right to the feline fucking.

I'm not sure you can get me that drunk.