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12-20-2006, 01:41 PM
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#346
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Yo Adrienne
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Coltrane is sooooo gonna kick your ass. I mean, he would, if he wasn't a wussie little marathon boy.
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Damn. It's true. But my skinny legs make my dick look bigger.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-20-2006, 01:44 PM
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#347
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Fringie Don't Surf
Pshaw.
Sheraton Royal Hawaiian.
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12-20-2006, 01:46 PM
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#348
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Yo Adrienne
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was in Rocky II. The scene where all the little kids chase Rocky up the Art Museum steps? I was one of the kids.
I believe this was in 1975. It may have been 1976.
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Are you sure that it was II? Didn't that come out in '79?
aV
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There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
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12-20-2006, 01:49 PM
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#349
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Yo Adrienne
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Originally posted by andViolins
Are you sure that it was II? Didn't that come out in '79?
aV
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You're right. I just called my brother (who ran alongside me). He says we filmed it in 78.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-20-2006, 01:49 PM
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#350
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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OK, last one
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I had an erotic dream a week or so ago featuring a monkey. He also seemed to know what he was doing.
For Christmas I would like a new brain.
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12-20-2006, 01:50 PM
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#351
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Fringie Don't Surf
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Passport. I. Don't. Have. A. Passport.
I. Don't. Have. Time. To. Get. A. Passport. Before. This. Vacation.
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Don't you love how you can ask a simple question and people will continually answer in a fashion that has nothing to do with your question?
Q: I am looking for a nice stop watch to time my workouts. Any ideas?
A: Stop watches are crap. I would go with a Rolex. |
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12-20-2006, 01:51 PM
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#352
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Fringie Don't Surf
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Don't you love how you can ask a simple question and people will continually answer in a fashion that has nothing to do with your question?
Q: I am looking for a nice stop watch to time my workouts. Any ideas?
A: Stop watches are crap. I would go with a Rolex.
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Ugly Butt Works
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12-20-2006, 01:54 PM
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#353
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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OK, last one
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
My iStab project may be in research and development hell, but my iDream project sure seems to be finally working. Does anyone have Jessica Alba's address?
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Seems to me that you're still in the animal trials stage. When is the FDA going to let you use it on humans?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-20-2006, 01:57 PM
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#354
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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OK, last one
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Seems to me that you're still in the animal trials stage. When is the FDA going to let you use it on humans?
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Look Human, you had your time, it's our time now. Stop calling me. You'll get it when you get it.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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12-20-2006, 02:01 PM
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#355
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Fringie Don't Surf
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Don't you love how you can ask a simple question and people will continually answer in a fashion that has nothing to do with your question?
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I'm thinking of getting a sandwich for lunch.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-20-2006, 02:07 PM
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#356
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Fringie Don't Surf
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm thinking of getting a sandwich for lunch.
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Dumbass. You should get soup.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-20-2006, 02:07 PM
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#357
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fringie Don't Surf
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Don't you love how you can ask a simple question and people will continually answer in a fashion that has nothing to do with your question?
Q: I am looking for a nice stop watch to time my workouts. Any ideas?
A: Stop watches are crap. I would go with a Rolex.
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As you can tell by my response, I have endless patience for the non-responsive responses.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-20-2006, 02:08 PM
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#358
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fringie Don't Surf
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm thinking of getting a sandwich for lunch.
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Pancakes are lovely for a weekend breakfast, maybe with a side of bacon.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-20-2006, 02:12 PM
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#359
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Fringie Don't Surf
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Pancakes are lovely for a weekend breakfast, maybe with a side of bacon.
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I like scuba diving. I am afraid to go sky-diving.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-20-2006, 02:19 PM
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#360
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Oh Where Oh Where Did I Muse Go?
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LessinSF
For reasonsbest left unexplained, I rediscovered some of my own "best" work:
It can be hard to find porn to suit women, even those directed by women, because they still know that 95% of the audience is male. They rarely make an effort to develop an erotic story line, the actors are ugly (as noted by whoever that more mainstream director was who used Rocco Sifriedi, saying he was the only one who didn't make her want to vomit), the acting is atrocious, and the directing is far too gynecological.
That said, you should keep trying. Directors and series have biases. One director may favor blowjobs, anal, or whatever, while another may show more cunnilingus. Try big budget (relatively) movies shot on 35mm, rather than shot on video. Avoid anything labeled "extreme." All girl, or mostly girl, videos are fine, but it sounds like you may want a man in the scene if done right. Another idea would be 70s and 80s porn, which tended to be more sensual and have longer camera shots.
The other thing to keep in mind is that the movies were not necessarily designed to watch the whole thing in one setting. You may have been the first person ever to see all three blowjobs on your initial watching. Congrats.
http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001cst
More to follow,
sorry.
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