Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Where are her eyebrows? She looks like Charlize in Monster.

Here she is with Lebron:



The more I think about it, the more I think she looks like Jenna Jameson...

She definitely looks like SOME kind of porn star in this pic.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She definitely looks like SOME kind of porn star in this pic.

She doesn't even look like the same person. Her eyebrows and TITS!!! are missing in the first pic.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Bingo, bango, bongo, with the caveat that storing it up for a couple days makes the second/third efforts easier too.

I never thought to do this. I've found that when the person is new (or you haven't seen them in a long time), the second and third shots aren't a problem because the excitement lasts longer.

It's when you're used to (read: bored with) the person that you may want to save it up, although, if you've been with them for a long time, who are you kidding? Second and third shots are a rarity. The overpowering draw of sleep takes over after the first shot.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yo, guido-boy! He's not sucking on your fingers! Besides, your dago pinkie ring is too fat to get caught in braces.

What, did you miss the meeting last night so you decided to vent on me? It's not my fault you forgot to wash your sheet.

Say hello to Cousin Dad for me next time y'all get together for some frog-giggin'

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by infinitytrack
It must be a year since I have posted, but I never miss a good splooge conversation.

Holy shit. Welcome back.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Loretta Lynn, on sale April 27.

That Tommy Lee Jones. What a heartless bastard.



(The salty pie scene is my favorite.)

TM

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
Wow! So, he's only about eighteen months away from actual sex? He must be excited.

I gave it up to him at 4 months. He is a sweetheart and a hottie, too.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have never done the facial thing.

Maybe if you visit MR and refuse to get off the couch, he'll let you have it.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter I don't really understand it; if you're getting a good blowjob, why pull out and jack off at the best part? I can see why they do it in porn - all of the dramatic arts need a recognizable climax. But I have never felt the need to make this part of my personal repertoire.

Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Remember the Dirty Greek Games? You were such a dead-eye at the "target shot." Gold ribbon! And the two of us? we would definately have won the synchronized shot, if that one girl in front of me hadn't shown cleavage 4 beats before we'd planned to finish. To this day, i blame myself for your not making Nationals.

This is your best post ever. I can't wait until October before you follow up with something just as funny.

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean

What is "skeet"? I always thought the lyric was "eat so much, they call her Billy Ocean". As though she is a fat.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is your best post ever. I can't wait until October before you follow up with something just as funny.

TM

c'mon,

You thought "I'm 6' 11" was funny T.

I'm a Politics board sock, if I get anywhere here, its like someone who is native in a different language going over here, like Roberto Bennini.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is "skeet"? I always thought the lyric was "eat so much, they call her Billy Ocean". As though she is a fat.

http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-16084.html

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is "skeet"? I always thought the lyric was "eat so much, they call her Billy Ocean". As though she is a fat.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...et&f=1&skip=50

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Not Me
[not me's not modern approach to not dating]

Ugh. I always laugh when women like you think that they have the upper hand with this kidn of bullshit game playing. At the end of the day, you should just do what you want to do without any prescribed approached to every potential relationship.

I've seen plenty of women try this, end up with some guy who played the game until he got as far as he wanted, sometimes even until marriage. After a while, the use of sex as a bargaining chip gets old, and the guy starts looking somewhere else. I'm sure that this kind of shit works well on some men, but why would you want to be with those losers anyway?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
PLF being utterly helpful

It appears there is no consensus on the meaning of the word.

Question: Was Billy Ocean known for doing a lot of blow?